John Paulus, the former Green Beret who told the National Enquirer he had sex with Clay Aiken, is now pretending to be sorry for selling them the story, writing on his blog:
That is the most disturbing image I’ve seen all day…does he remind anyone else of Drop-dead Fred?
Clay Aiken gay???? Say it ain’t so! Next thing you’ll tell me is Porous Hilton has mutant herpes and TCLTC! What is the world cumming to???
Oh that ? I thought Clay would finally admit his regret in going public with his singing career.
But after those pix – it’s not only your ears a’ aikin.
the Claymates and the Little Pink Mafia are going to be pissed…
I feel a hate crime coming…
Was this ever shown to really be Clay Aiken? I don’t think it looks like him although maybe this is why he has a new hair style. There is no doubt he’s a turd burglar but I can’t imagine he’s dumb enough to put these pictures online. You’d think he could just hire a dozen backup boy dancers for his tours and smoke a different pole every night that way.
Clay used to be straight, but then he fucked Paula Abdul and decided to change sides.
I personally like Clay. I would love to be his boyfriend.
That really just looks like a cancerous version of him. It’s really creepy.
EWW! Pink soft large manipples!
“Would you like a suckle on my ZIPple?”
Name that movie!
#3 – and after their “encounter” I’m sure it wasn’t Paulus’ ears that were “aiken” either.
Why doesn’t he just come out already? Sheesh. Him and all the other closeted singers and actors. I don’t think it would hurt their sales all that much.
I bet when the Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, “Don’t forget the thick, heavy brows.” Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky.
“I’m very careful about what I do. I don’t trust the security of this camera.”
Yeah, great advice. Step 2 is following it.
@10- Austin Powers the spy who shagged me (???)
MY CHURCH VOLUNTEERS TO HELP CURE CLAY AIKEN OF THE GAY. ON A SIDE NOTE, I JUST JERKED OFF IN A LIBTURDS LATTE.
#10 – Austin Powers, duh!
“I’m very careful about what I do. I don’t trust the security of this camera.” But I’m so lonely and conflicted that I’m willing to send these photos to an almost-stranger with whom I had scrawny gay sex, and trust that he will respect my privacy, and respect me as a citizen of humanity.
He’s like the gay Gomer Pyle. Wait, Gomer Pyle is the gay Gomer Pyle……so he’s like the gay……
Trolling the net aching to buff some pickle. What a sad little man. Kind of like Lamebanana, (who is a huge claymate) except not quite so gay or annoying.
Clay should have taken a page outta the Risky Business handbook and put together some kinda crazy confidentiality for everyone around or even looking at him.
(TC will always LTC)
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