Clay Aiken inseminates his record producer (Neat!)

Pulling a page from the Michael Jackson playbook, Clay Aiken has knocked up a woman – but without dealing with her “icky parts.” The mother-to-be is a record producer in her late-40’s that has worked on several of Clay’s albums. TMZ has the breaking news:

Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay’s best friend. He lives at her home when he’s in L.A.
We’re told Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She’s the sister of record mogul David Foster. We’re told she’s in her late 40’s, though we could not confirm her exact age. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29.
We’re told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm — we’re told he will have an active role in raising the child.

Clay Aiken often tries to play down the rumors that he’s gay. But you know what works against that? Knocking up a chick without having vaginal intercourse. That’s sort of the man-meat and potatoes, if you will, of being straight. If a guy is going to be stuck with a kid for the rest of his life, he oughta at least have a story to tell involving whiskey and a trucker named Mabel. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to post-date a child support check. How do you spell “January 2020?”

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