Clay Aiken inseminates his record producer (Neat!)

May 29th, 2008 // 44 Comments

Pulling a page from the Michael Jackson playbook, Clay Aiken has knocked up a woman – but without dealing with her “icky parts.” The mother-to-be is a record producer in her late-40′s that has worked on several of Clay’s albums. TMZ has the breaking news:

Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay’s best friend. He lives at her home when he’s in L.A.
We’re told Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She’s the sister of record mogul David Foster. We’re told she’s in her late 40′s, though we could not confirm her exact age. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29.
We’re told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm — we’re told he will have an active role in raising the child.

Clay Aiken often tries to play down the rumors that he’s gay. But you know what works against that? Knocking up a chick without having vaginal intercourse. That’s sort of the man-meat and potatoes, if you will, of being straight. If a guy is going to be stuck with a kid for the rest of his life, he oughta at least have a story to tell involving whiskey and a trucker named Mabel. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to post-date a child support check. How do you spell “January 2020?”

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  1. sara

    whoa when did he get so chubby…

  2. sigh

    sigh…Clay… really?
    *drops head down and walks away*

  3. Caesar

    Whaaat the hell. He’s starting to look disturbingly like Barry Manilow. And that’s not a good thing.

  4. britney's weave

    i actually liked him on the second season of american idol… he can really sing. now he’s just annoying. come out of the fucking closet already.

  5. ph7

    I wonder if she put on a fake mustache and lowered her voice to trick him into the whole insemination thing.

  6. blah-bloo-blow

    why you’d want that ugly fucker as your baby daddy I’ll never know…bug eyed ginger.

  7. i heard he’s gay. srsyl!!

  8. Donkey Ass

    He’s gay. He should just admit it.

  9. @1

    I wish I had your level of observance. I mean, all gay guys look alike, to me. Couldn’t tell you if Pete Wentz lost weight, or if Edward Norton is wearing a wig, or if CarrotTop is taking steroids. It’s pretty sad. Almost prejudice.

  10. Vince Lombardi

    He could be a rugged, virile, he-man who just happens to listens to Cher and dresses like the wardrobe manager at “Queer Eye” by sheer co-inky-dink. I mean, that doesn’t *have* to make him gay, does it?

    Oh, it does?

    Well, I stand corrected then. I’ll call Fuzzy Thurston and give him the news about his son…. damn, he’s gonna cry again, I just know it.

  11. She kinda looks like a dude.

  12. Ok, of all the people I would want to artificially inseminate me (which is nobody but just for the sake of argument) Clay Freakin Aiken is NOT one of them. He is like a recurring rash.

    Brendan Fraser, on the other hand, well he could inseminate me non-artificially..

  13. Ted from LA

    I heard he is waiting to come out of the closet until after the Fish does so.

  14. I feel sorry for the kid. You know he is going to be a dork just like his dad and he will have no option but to be gay too..

  15. Frank Lucas' Bitch

    Well, if millions of people still believe in immaculate conception, I don’t see why there should be any problem accepting this story as a highly probable event.
    ….
    Oh wait, that’s right….REALITY. Never mind.

  16. Auntie Kryst

    @10 Coach, Fuzzy had to already know the truth when his son likened Elijah Pitts’ running game to a Bob Fosse routine.

  17. veggi

    replace Producer with Player and it’s quite funny..

  18. minniememe

    somehow I doubt he jerked off with a Juggs magazine at the Sperm Bank

  19. Ryan

    Clay Aiken has SEVERAL albums???? You mean like in a collection, the Best of Bette Midler and Celine Dion “The Early Works”. Celine lost all street cred with that POS she made for the boat movie.

  20. Ryan

    Clay Aiken has SEVERAL albums???? You mean like in a collection, the Best of Bette Midler and Celine Dion “The Early Works”. Celine lost all street cred with that POS she made for the boat movie.

  21. Clarkehead

    Is it me, or does he look a lot like Tobin Bell from Saw in that lead picture?

    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3989870848/nm0068551

  22. BunnyButt

    Wow, Lindsay’s really looking butch these days.

    Wait … that’s not Lindsay???

  23. lame

    #19/20 – for some reason I like the term “street cred” – thanks for bringing it back for today!

  24. Barely Stearn

    “He’s a lot more than sperm…”

    Goddamnit! I tell my wife that every freakin’ day!

    Seriously: Fish – you couldn’t have come up with anything that freaking unintentionally hilarious if I spotted you a 100 years!

  25. Barely Stearn

    “He’s a lot more than sperm…”

    Goddamnit! I tell my wife that every freakin’ day!

    Seriously: Fish – you couldn’t have come up with anything that freaking unintentionally hilarious if I spotted you 100 years!

  26. CaptainInsano

    Even this fruits teeth look gay.

    He’s wearing more make-up that Christina Aguilera.

  27. roop

    Ed Grimley just isn’t as funny without the pointy hairdo.

  28. Veroonica

    Thank God the insemination worked. Somebody told Clay the turkey baister had semen in it, so he kept trying to shove it up his ass! Good thing his friend didn’t mind cleaning the bits of shit from her vagina. A small price to pay for motherhood, I say.

  29. Kareem Ofwheat

    Poor kids gonna have two mothers.

  30. Indy

    Wow…is Barry Manilow ever looking young these days??

  31. Indy

    Wow…is Barry Manilow ever looking young these days!!

  32. Chauncey Gardner

    Leave it to Clay Aiken to knock up a woman named “Jaymes”.

  33. adeliza

    I’m diggin’ that 1st pic with his snappy little point and wink pose.

  34. twzzlrgirl

    #32 — ROFLMAO

    And WHY in God’s name would a woman want Clay Aiken to father her child??? I can’t figure it out. Has anyone seen a pic of her? Maybe she’s hideous and hairy and manly and she wants a feminine influence in the DNA mix.

  35. Sex Nuts & Retard Strong

    Huh…when he had all the plastic surgery done to his face they must’ve implanted a penis that works on women. Then again, he might’ve gotten confused and thought he was boning a dude named James.

  36. That’s one weird looking twink.

  37. farty_mcshitface

    yeh, if it weren’t for the artificial insemination stuff these days- he’d never have gotten this broad knocked up. the queeny just don’t have what it takes to get the job done.
    no way he ever gets a real woman pregnant the honest,old fashioned way nature intended.
    ellen degenerate will knock up her bitch before clay becomes a real father.
    but, i will say this- it sure is fun to make fun of this fairy.

  38. Maloney

    this makes my belly hurt….

    *ralph*

    better.

  39. He looks like the rich guy you never knew was gay until he innocently invites you into his lavish walk-in humidor and offers to smoke your cigar.

  40. alex

    hmmmmm…. i really didn’t need to ponder the clayster having a wank to collect his seed.

  41. mary

    tHEY HAD TO GO THE ia ROUTE BECAUSE OF HER AGE DUMBASS. I hate when people just run around giving wrong info. Clay is not gay, he and Jaymes have been a couple for a few years now. I say good for them.

  42. Canto

    Really? Women actually want to have a kid with Clay Aiken’s DNA.

    Look at this pic of him and tell me you want a kid looking like that:

    http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/29/clay-aiken-has-fathered-a-child-hell-has-frozen/

  43. Fudgie

    He’s Aiken for a dick.

  44. ketren

    You guys are the stupiest ppls I’ve every ran across. First of all, Clay Aiken is a grown ass man. What he does is his business not your stupid ass business. Acourse, you guys have no business, I forgot. Most of you that typing this foolishness probably looks worst than his ass hole. Go wonder and just jealous. 2nd – Insemination is not something Clay has invented, this procedure has been around for years for women who has a desire to concieve but forever reason has not or were not able to concieve naturally.
    Jaymes Foster was married for years to her husband and never gotten pregnant. She choice Clay Aiken a close friend to try the insemination procedure. They apparently agreed together to try it. To suggest he’s not a man. it takes testarones to produce sperm and apparently his ” soldiers marches” because Jaymes became Pregnant, more than what her husband could do. 3th – they never suggestive Jaymes and Clay were romantically involved. He helped her by donoring his sperm so she could have what 3/4 of women wants and that’s to have a baby that’s her’s. She could had went to a clinic and gotten any mans sperm but she choice Clay Aiken to do it. 4th – I haven’t ran across any place were either one asked any of you could they have your permission. And his child probably won’t be any uglier than yours. Clay agreed to do it and to be a part of the baby’s life. Tell me ” IS THAT, IS THAT , HOW YOU MEASURE A MAN”. Last but not least, , many wives have had children with their husbands and found out later he’s gay because she caught them or he left her for a man, so, that does not suggest having sex to procreate makes you a man. That statement about having intercourse with a women to impregnant her makes me wonder, or you a man. I’m a woman and I know that doesn’t make you a man. NOW, WHO SOUNDS GAY.

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