Clay Aiken gets shoved

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“I’ll take that penis, please.”

Clay Aiken was apparently shoved by a female passenger while on a flight to Tulsa over the weekend. Both were questioned by the FBI though neither was charged. There aren’t any details of what happened except that the two got into a minor disagreement and then the woman decided she’d push Clay Aiken. Which is shocking, because what kind of person would dare get into a physical confrontation with Clay Aiken? That guy’s a bear. I’d rather get into a fist fight with a lion than deal with all 90 pounds of Clay Aiken’s fury. I once read that he’s so manly he has to shave twelve times a day. With a giant knife.

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