Claudia Schiffer talks crazy

October 20th, 2006 // 63 Comments
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  1. CruisingForCock

    Papa, I thought we agreed to never tell Stallion about your recent trip to Baltimore. What part of “secret fuck me in the ass weekend” did you not understand?

  2. The fugly models Claudia Schiffer is referring to aren’t Victoria’s Secret models, who are perfect. She’s talking about those Eastern European runway models like Hana Soukupova and Snejana What’s-her-face, who sport the concentration-camp victim look so well. You have to love how Auschwitz-chic has replaced heroin-chic.

  3. hobieluv83

    I loathe Gisele for shacking up with DiCaprio for so long. What the hell girl? But I’ll forgive her for being boned by Kelly Slater for a while. I’d love to be boned by him.

  4. beifiori

    while I do think alessandra is very pretty, I think cutting one’s face off is a bit extreme, don’t ya think? and uhm, giselle looked like and will always look like a horse!

  5. … EDNA AND SARAH JEAN …

    Edna, I just checked out your site, that is some crazy shit! You are pretty cool – for a churched-out nut job. Thanks for the Sarah Jean archive. Top notch work. Did Shaun help you with it?

    http://ednas-gonna-smote-you.blogspot.com/

  6. female canuck

    oh my god, CS is 5’11″ and at 58 kg. I’m 5’6″ and 58 kg, and I…actually…really like the way I’m shaped. I can’t possibly imagine being stretched another. wait. math. uhm. another 5 inches at this weight. or. maybe i can. but i’m a size 6 now so what would that make me?

    is this post about me? it should be. i’m all confused now. and hungry.

    m

  7. oh my god, CS is 5’11″ and at 58 kg. I’m 5’6″ and 58 kg, and I…actually…really like the way I’m shaped. I can’t possibly imagine being stretched another. wait. math. uhm. another 5 inches at this weight. or. maybe i can. but i’m a size 6 now so what would that make me?

    is this post about me? it should be. i’m all confused now. and hungry.

    m

  8. tweetyeyes

    who? Claudia Shit for Brains? Is she still walking the earth?

  9. UglyPornStar

    WOW!!! Look how smart we look with our Apple Computers…….hehehe…..we’re so nerdy and smart……..hey did we forget to mention we’re super smart and valuable to society?

  10. BibiLush

    gisele bundchen should eat her ugly man face with her own vagina.

  11. cole007

    “A model, stupid?” Need to check up on thesuperficial.com? No problem! Learn to use a laptop in 1 day or less, or your money back!

    Must wear robes and other easy-access clothing. Will have Kraft Food Table. Encouraged to eat and drink while using demo laptops.

  12. uh….shut the hell up – if you look sexy when you’re thin – then you’re sexy…..

  13. Of course this is not right to give this woman special dispensation. But it proves that money talks when you are a celebrity. It just isn’t right nor fair. She should be ashamed of herself.

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