Seeing this supermodel sitting on the couch wearing a silk robe, wet hair, and applying lipstick reminds me of a funny story.
I just can’t remember it right now because I have my cock in one hand and a wad full of tissues in the other.
according to the pictures it looks to me as if she regurgitated cockroaches out of her mouth into a bowl, then placed the bowl in-between her snatch, which then ended up in the breakfast table and now she is eating it once again. what a sick bitch
Papa, when you get done beating the bishop, why don’t you email me and tell me where the hell you’ve been.
It just warms my heart to have the certainty that the Universe does balance its books eventually. Just think, after all the purging, anorexia, the blow, and the blowing, all these bitches end up hitting the wall at about Mach 2.5, (see Janice Dickinson)
Well, she isn’t stickly… but still, interesting.
The thing I hate most about supermodels is that the bitches never swallow because they’re afraid of the extra calories.
#26 – That’s true, but with some practice and a lot of will power, you can instead write you initials on their faces in splooge. I usually just lie and tell them my name is Ignacio Incognito the Third…
(I just love that visual…) Only the truly skillful can include periods, but in this case commas work just as well.
@23 Pinky- check your email you bitch.
It’s good to be back. Good to see Stallion, BigJim, pinky, Richport, BarbadoSlim and other familiar names. For those of you that don’t know me, I’m PapaHotNuts, and I most likely have fucked your mother. And in Stallion’s case, I definetly have fucked your sister.
Once in the pink, and once in the stink.
I love the laptop props as if they’re monitoring Barron’s Online when they’re really checking Ana’s Tips for thinspiration on how not to lick their fingers after touching the fruit.
My mom had a PHN tattoo on her belly with a arrow pointing down, but I always thought that meant Pussy Hurts Now since she’s a reformed ho. It all makes sense now…
Good to have you back PapaHotNuts… if that is you… the trolls have been out of control…
Papa, you might want to get checked out, she’s been banging anyone who says hi to her. Dirty bitch she is, and always seems to be CruisingForCock………….
At least she has nice boobs
I wonder who turned the lap top computer on for her. Those pesky things can be awful hard to figure out.
Oh, I am sure she eats whatever she wants… it is the yakking afterward she failed to mention.
well, the fact is that victoria’s secret models are traditionally meatier then the average cat-walker. they need curves to showcase their bras etc.
Noooooooooooo!!! Jizzele!!! She’s got the hairies!! Omg noooooooo!! My heart is torn inside….
Bitch needs Photoshop, stat!
Meh, make that all three of
Giselle is just plain UGLY, something has gone terribly wrong with Heidi’s face, and they’re not even that skinny. I bet none of them satisfies all the criteria for anorexia nervosa. How dare they call themselves models.
I’m from Brazil, and I must say… Brazilian wax is a blessing.
And those girls are really beautiful, and make tons of money just for being so. People must find ways to tell “they are ugly, skinny, sick, hairy…” Looking for small defects. They are dumb, that’s for sure.
Claudia is getting dumber as she get old. It supposed to be the other way.
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