Claudia Schiffer talks crazy

October 20th, 2006 // 63 Comments
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  1. Tracie

    Here’s Claudia nekkid: REMOVED

  2. Tracie

    Well, not fully nekkid, just topless….

  3. RichPort

    Do Giselle’s hairy forearms reveal a thick bird’s nest? Let’s see photographic proof…

  4. bigponie

    I love her straight out of the shower hair-do look, soooo sexy.

  5. Captain Walleye

    Holy shit!…What happened to Claudia Shiffer? If SF hadn’t told us it was her I would have never guessed. Age has not been kind to her. But I guess she is, what, 50 now?

  6. Tracie

    Photographic proof of Gisele’s nose job:
    http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/002616.html
    (Click on Goodplasticsurgery link for evidence of boob job.)

  7. Captain Walleye

    …and, my God, has she gotten fat.

  8. Little known fact – these were shot at my house.

    That is some premium poonany right there.

  9. BarbadoSlim

    My god, my liquor must be going bad, I actually agree with what she said.

  10. NotANiceGirl

    8. Wow who knew that you were such a stud!!! Oh wait we all did. I want you! I guess I should get in line…. after I take fish’s advice and cut my face off!!!

  11. gatorbates

    I’d hidder in da shidder.

  12. Binky

    In the last pic it looks like Gisele is picking out a raisin for dinner. I hope she cut it up to make a meal of it.

  13. RichPort

    Where are the rest of the photos where they strip each other’s robes, compare plastic surgery scars, masturbate each other with cosmetic brushes, floss with each other’s pubic hairs, then have a purging contest? Damn you Ferret, give them up!!!

  14. Yeeeah the bitch is crazy!

    Here’s an analogy:
    Ferret and Sarah-Jean are like the Bear and the Rabbit that crossed paths in the woods (Ferret being the Bear of course)
    The Bear asked the Rabbit, ” Do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?”
    The Rabbit says, “Why no Mr. Bear!”
    The Bear wipes his ass with the rabbit !!!

    ************ METS in ,07 ************

  15. NipsyHustle

    # —Gisele is from brazil so you know there is absolutely bare down there.

    Heidi is just gross to me now. I can’t help but wonder when she’s riding seal’s face does her cum fill up the craters in his face like lakes. Can’t he get that shit fixed? Eeeeewwww. It’s too much to bear. Sure, she says he’s so good to her…….what other option does he have with a face like that?

  16. If I knew it was gonna be this kind of party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes……..

  17. RichPort

    #16 – I put nothing past these self-obsessed cunts. If no one shaves her pussy for her, she’ll probably look like she has Foxy Cleopatra in a fucking leglock. Bitch can’t even wax her own wolfman forearms…

    The NLCS pissed me the fuck off…

  18. dragonbain

    They are both fugly. You can not be that skinny and be good looking. They are underweight, and doing damage to their bodies that will show up later in life. I see women like these flesh fill bone bags when they get in their 50′s and 60′s and they look like shit. It is sad that we live in a society were they are considered heathly and the norm. All of you who think they are nomral and beuatiful should be hit in the nuts repeatedly until you wake-up and get a clue about what this is doing the the daughter’s of this world.

  19. pinky_nip

    If I’m going to have a lesbian fantasy about a model, I don’t want the bitch to have arm hair like Robin Williams.

  20. PapaHotNuts

    Seeing this supermodel sitting on the couch wearing a silk robe, wet hair, and applying lipstick reminds me of a funny story.

    I just can’t remember it right now because I have my cock in one hand and a wad full of tissues in the other.

  21. bigponie

    according to the pictures it looks to me as if she regurgitated cockroaches out of her mouth into a bowl, then placed the bowl in-between her snatch, which then ended up in the breakfast table and now she is eating it once again. what a sick bitch

  22. pinky_nip

    Papa, when you get done beating the bishop, why don’t you email me and tell me where the hell you’ve been.

  23. BarbadoSlim

    It just warms my heart to have the certainty that the Universe does balance its books eventually. Just think, after all the purging, anorexia, the blow, and the blowing, all these bitches end up hitting the wall at about Mach 2.5, (see Janice Dickinson)

  24. Well, she isn’t stickly… but still, interesting.

    http://www.scandalsnappers.com

  25. BigJim

    The thing I hate most about supermodels is that the bitches never swallow because they’re afraid of the extra calories.

  26. RichPort

    #26 – That’s true, but with some practice and a lot of will power, you can instead write you initials on their faces in splooge. I usually just lie and tell them my name is Ignacio Incognito the Third…

    I.I.I.I.I.

    (I just love that visual…) Only the truly skillful can include periods, but in this case commas work just as well.

  27. PapaHotNuts

    @23 Pinky- check your email you bitch.

    It’s good to be back. Good to see Stallion, BigJim, pinky, Richport, BarbadoSlim and other familiar names. For those of you that don’t know me, I’m PapaHotNuts, and I most likely have fucked your mother. And in Stallion’s case, I definetly have fucked your sister.

  28. PapaHotNuts

    Twice

  29. PapaHotNuts

    Once in the pink, and once in the stink.

  30. serial snarkalec

    I love the laptop props as if they’re monitoring Barron’s Online when they’re really checking Ana’s Tips for thinspiration on how not to lick their fingers after touching the fruit.

  31. RichPort

    My mom had a PHN tattoo on her belly with a arrow pointing down, but I always thought that meant Pussy Hurts Now since she’s a reformed ho. It all makes sense now…

    Good to have you back PapaHotNuts… if that is you… the trolls have been out of control…

  32. Italian Stallion

    Papa, you might want to get checked out, she’s been banging anyone who says hi to her. Dirty bitch she is, and always seems to be CruisingForCock………….

  33. Do Freebird

    I wonder who turned the lap top computer on for her. Those pesky things can be awful hard to figure out.

  34. Oh, I am sure she eats whatever she wants… it is the yakking afterward she failed to mention.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  35. katie

    well, the fact is that victoria’s secret models are traditionally meatier then the average cat-walker. they need curves to showcase their bras etc.

  36. ElatedPornStar

    Noooooooooooo!!! Jizzele!!! She’s got the hairies!! Omg noooooooo!! My heart is torn inside….

    Bitch needs Photoshop, stat!

    Meh, make that all three of
    ‘em.

  37. blissa

    Giselle is just plain UGLY, something has gone terribly wrong with Heidi’s face, and they’re not even that skinny. I bet none of them satisfies all the criteria for anorexia nervosa. How dare they call themselves models.

  38. BibaBui

    I’m from Brazil, and I must say… Brazilian wax is a blessing.

    And those girls are really beautiful, and make tons of money just for being so. People must find ways to tell “they are ugly, skinny, sick, hairy…” Looking for small defects. They are dumb, that’s for sure.

    Claudia is getting dumber as she get old. It supposed to be the other way.

  39. RichPort

    #40 – Do you have baseball in Brazil? If not, you probably won’t understand why I’m so fucking pissed off. Do me a favor, wax your moustache, and drink a steaming hot cup of shut the fuck up. Go back for seconds if you get the urge to defend these skeletons with tits again. That is all.

  40. As an I.T. guy let me just tell you that the first picture is one of the scariest images in the world. I can only imagine what a nightmare it would be to try to teach these two potato-heads how to use a laptop.

    PS – I would hop on the two of them like they were the last chopper out of ‘Nam.

  41. BarbadoSlim

    #42 WTF? I just got dumber as I read your post, all that Mardi Gras carnival costume shit must be affecting your brain.

  42. RichPort

    Ferret – Being an IT guy, you’d understand, these two are walking ID.10.t errors…

    I’d like to hop on them… with fucking cleats.

  43. #43 – Really? I didn’t think you could get any dumber. I am astounded! Good boy! Keep up the efforts!

  44. checkyourshorts

    That laptop in pic 2 is the size of a doublewide on that model.

  45. Yeah, and the best part is that you know she is silently saying to herself “What the fuck is this white box on my lap? Will it help me lose weight? Perhaps I should puke on it.”

  46. pagebetty

    ==
    =
    ==She’s not talking specifically about these two chicks, She’s talking about the other ones that look like stick figures on the runway! But these two are pretty skinny. Ribs sticking out there, boney shoulders here. ======== Yuck.

  47. Binky

    With time I’ve come to realize that most beautiful women have ugly feet. (God is full of nasty tricks)
    (ummmm that’s a compliment Gisele)
    And, with experience, gals like Heidi wear shoes in the shower…

  48. BarbadoSlim

    @45…hehehehehe that’s what all my gay acquaintances keep telling me, shit you’re like the fifth…!!

    must be doing somethin’ right

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