Everyone Be Quiet, Claudia Romani Wants To Say Something About The Election

October 22nd, 2012 // 96 Comments

If the first thought that pops into your head is, “Wait, can she even vote in this election?” why does your blind party allegiance hate butts so much? Did a butt kill its best friend? Touch it somewhere it shouldn’t? Give an illegal homosexual Mexican food stamps and a free cellphone? HELP ME UNDERSTAND YOUR WORLD.

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  1. Schmidtler

    Just in case the tramp stamp didn’t clue you in that she’s a moron.

  2. Randal

    Can’t argue with that!

    Obama for the win!

    Randal

  3. Five minutes later, some crazed Republican ran up to her and started shouting Bible quotes into her ass.

  4. Mr. Poop, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm

    Now I want to rip her undergarments off even more

  5. I’m Barack Obama and I approve this message…
    -Paid for by the “Nice Butts can heal all” council

  6. kimmykimkim

    Daaaaat AAAAASSSSSSS! Just, damn.

  7. SIN

    She is just telling Obama to Kiss Her ASS.

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    francis
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, she can!

    • and will!!! most democrats are whores!!!

      • At least they can admit to being whores, unlike the Republicans who do their whoring in private then condemn people for doing the same thing in public.

      • Burt

        The transcripts of Romney’s buddies divorce proceedings have been unsealed. He lied under oath, claiming the stocks in his friends company (Staples) were worthless so he wouldn’t have to give any money to his ex-wife. We all know Staples isn’t worthless. Hell, it’s a multinational corporation now.

  9. SIN

    Gee, another illegal voter promoting Obama. Imagine that.

  10. The Royal Penis

    I think she’s saying “Put in in my butt again Big O!”.

    • Justin T

      Kind of like how hes done to America

      • Joe Blow

        YEAH I NO RITE!!!11!!!! My kids’ preexisting conditions dont prevent them from being INSURED ANYMORE!!!11!!! That’s UNAMERIOCANNN!!!!1!!!!one!

    • The Royal Penis

      Ya know, I can deal with all the Libtards giving me a “thumbs down” because of their worship for the Black Jesus-even if we all know my comment deserves better…but you’re not helping your cause(assuming you’re a conservative/GOP type person) by responding as Master of the Obvious.

      Really, I hate all of you. Both sides are one of the many reasons why I’m a political atheist. I just marvel over how many times both “sides” falls for the same shit over and over again.

      You all deserve to get a big red, white & blue cock shoved up your asses.

  11. Buck

    I total agree with her, obama is a complete ass

    • Taylor

      He’s not, it’s just that’s all you can see while you’re tossing his salad. I’m glad you finally found your niche, though

  12. Archie Leach

    Who the fuck is Claudia Romani?

  13. Well now, if she’s gonna use pure, unadulterated logic, then I have no choice but to see things her way.

  14. comedy puppet

    ”No, baby, I’m not looking at her ass, I’m reading about the erection…. I mean the election.”

  15. comedy puppet

    And now we know why Bill Clinton is campaigning for Obama. USA! USA!

  16. Claudia Romani Butt Obama Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, honey…I said ‘See if you can influence the ERECTION.’”

  17. mike

    Four years of skid marks

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    The Pexican
    Commented on this photo:

    Sexy little tramp stamp. Shes mmm mmm and mmm mmm mmm!

  19. Buck

    Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro and Mahmoud Ahmandinejad also say vote for obama… mighty fine list of endorsements for the guy

    • mismy

      Ahmandinejad most likely feels that Obama is his only hope of keeping his country intact- Romney will wage war on Iran quicker than you can say “no nukes”.

      • Ahmadinejad=Hitler

        Ahmadinejad stepping down is the best hope he has for keeping Iran out of a war.

        http://www.adl.org/main_International_Affairs/ahmadinejad_words.htm

      • dont vote obamney

        Hmm, ‘mismy’ – although Obama’s campaign rhetoric said the opposite four years ago, he has since escalated the war in Afghanistan, has a kill list to justify drone strikes in Pakistan, Syria, Bahrain, and Yemen (to name a few), all-out bombings in Egypt and Libya, and has sent troops into Libya *since* the ouster of Ghaddafi [By way of capture, torture, then kill - Saddam gets a trial, but not Ghaddafi? Don't even try the 'human rights abuses' line fed us by our gov't and media. We still back the regime in Burma, and continue to turn a blind eye to brutal widespread killings.]…what makes you think he wouldn’t sign off on an invasion of Iran after re-election?
        A THIRD aircraft carrier was just deployed to the Strait of Hormuz – merely for ‘training exercises’ right?
        Guantanamo Bay is still open and the torture continues, as has the war on “terror,” with no end in sight.

      • mismy

        I actually agree with you 10000%, normally I am saying what you say, I know what a terror Obama has been, I know there is not much difference whatsoever between the 2 main parties… No way in hell am I voting for either of these corporate/Wall Street puppets… HOWEVER, what is the cost to the world of war with Iran?? Fuck Romney for being so eager to jump into this conflict & forcing me to defend Obama, who is just as much a war criminal as his predecessor.

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    NotLiberal
    Commented on this photo:

    If you are seeing OBAMA in this picture, you’re doing it wrong!

  21. Troll's Nightmare

    I’m undicided, right or left… butt cheek. So I shall do what our politicians can’t. Compromise and go up the middle.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Well, personally, I think Obama’s administration could have been more aggressive prior to the fall of the embassy……LOL, who am I kidding, who should I fuck tonight?!”

    • JC

      “Your ass is like Mormonism–when I study it, I think a lot about polygamy.” – Mitt’s pick up line

  23. With an ass like that even Romney might pull his lever for her.

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    amir
    Commented on this photo:

    Who??

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    Joel
    Commented on this photo:

    High heels on the beach. Yep, just the person / mentality who would vote for Obama. LOL

  26. kimmykimkim

    Haha, tramp stamps. I was thinking this weekend in my drunken state that I wish I was “funny” enough to get a “giggity” tramp stamp in Old English or something. Or maybe even something prettier like Edwardian script. If only I didn’t take myself so seriously.

  27. stratacat

    i knew a girl in high school that had M.O.B. (Money Over Bitches) tattooed across her entire stomach in giant old english font but she wasn’t even trying to be funny.

    moral of the story: you make good choices kimmy. the end.

  28. Oldewolf

    Seems pretty clear she’s giving the message that Obama is an ass.

    • Weirdpoe

      Makes perfect sense. Anything she shits will be brown; at least she’s politely informing the public what Obama really is.

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    Enidaj
    Commented on this photo:

    Who the fuck wears high heels to the beach. Oh that’s right, Attention Whores.

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    Jimbo
    Commented on this photo:

    So is she saying that Obama is like the toliet paper stuck between her cheeks?

  31. LegMan

    More like “Obumma”.

  32. JQuery is not a function

    makes me want to stuff her ballot box

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    Phaid
    Commented on this photo:

    She actually found something dumber than her tramp stamp to put above her asshole.

  34. President Barack Obama

    What the fuck is wrong with you people? You don’t like hot chicks in thongs? Y’all tell me you want out of Iraq, I got us out, you want lower taxes for working people, I cut the taxes, you all screech ‘we love hot chicks’, here’s a hot chick wearing a thong – and all I see here is bitchin’ and complainin’! Screw this, I’m retiring now, and going on a speaking tour of college campuses with my pal Slick Willie. Dude told me there’s hot young poon and buckets of cash t o be had. Y’all can go screw yourselves.

    • The Royal Penis

      If we are out of Iraq why are there still 60,00 troops there?

      What taxes did you lower? The taxes in unicorn fairy land?

      Doesn’t the Nobel Peace prize winner have some more Pakistani wedding parties to drone strike or something?

      This is not an endorsement of Willard either btw. I hate all of you.

  35. grobpilot

    All reasonably attractive female celebrities (I guess she’s one?) should shut the fuck up and show their tits. That’s the only intelligent thing they’re good for anyway. No one gives a shit about their politics.

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    bullhocky
    Commented on this photo:

    It appears she is saying that Obama is a butt hole.

  37. Claudia Romani Butt Obama Bikini
    bullhocky
    Commented on this photo:

    It appears she is saying thatObama is a butt hole.

  38. Claudia Romani Butt Obama Bikini
    Lissa
    Commented on this photo:

    So I know it’s supposed to be sexy, but having the President’s name on your ass is just poor taste and disrespectful.

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    Liberal logic 101

  40. ermagherd

    i’ve seen better asses. hers is a dumpy boy butt

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  42. Cock Dr

    This is nothing.
    ScarJo and Olivia Munn have Obama logo diaphragms. That’s dedication to a candidate.

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    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m printing this out and posting it in my front yard.

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    Anderson Pooper
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank you for showing Madonna how it’s supposed to be done. And let’s pray she never does.

  45. BSname

    It’s not 2008 anymore. Obama is no longer the cool young hip African American who is going to revolutionize American politics. He is just a typical American politician who heads an enormous bureaucracy by dutifully rubber stamping the status quo. Your ass is young but your message is old.

  46. Obama would only notice the thong ad if David Beckham was wearing it.,

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    Tyler Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    America….F**K YEAH,

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    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    This actually makes sense…something black that you wedge up your coot and b-hole. :D

  49. bitingontinfoil

    In the words of Al Pachino “GREAT ASS!”. OTOH, what is it with tramp stamps and ‘kinis that ride up your ass?? Gotta be uncomfortable.

  50. Not stupid like you

    You all are missing the message, if Obama wins, you’re going to take it up the ass! Just can’t figure out what you retards see in that dumb mother f$&#cker.

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