Claudia Romani Makes Me Regret Calling Soccer A Pansy Sport For Pansies And Other News

- Beyonce’s documentary is as full of shit as you imagined and that’s not even including Oprah. [Lainey Gossip]

- Alec Baldwin called a photographer a “crackhead” and a “coon,” just in case everyone wasn’t sure this man is a pure scotch-ball of rage. [Dlisted]

- Bill Clinton approves of this President Day’s post except now I just made everyone think it’s full of fat chicks. Let me start over. [theCHIVE]

- Paris Hilton’s boyfriend sliced his leg open, so what a perfect time for a picture of her posing on a snowmobile. [TooFab]

- Khloe Kardashian got fired from X Factor. [BuzzFeed]

- Lindsay Lohan throws actual, child-like temper tantrums complete with kicking and screaming on the floor? You don’t say? [IDLYITW]

- Jesus Christ, Jenna Dewan in Esquire. [Popoholic]

- Victoria Justice and her sister apparently pose in bikinis together. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And Xenia Deli should never wear anything but lingerie. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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