Good Morning, Claudia Romani, And Other News

- Bikini Season is Back in Full Swing. Thank God. [theCHIVE]

- Katie Holmes’ escape from Tom Cruise: The one-year anniversary. [Lainey Gossip]

- Somebody gave Justin Bieber another monkey to abandon. [Dlisted]

- Wait. Selma Blair is 40? That can’t be right. [tooFab]

- Kanye West gives fatherly advice now. Oh, good. [BuzzFeed]

- Reminder: Thor has sex with this. [Popoholic]

- Drake tried to get into the Heat locker room. It didn’t work. [IDLYITW]

- Arriany Celeste is still so, so hot. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Elisabetta Canalis is a Krav Maga expert now. Which sounds bad until you remember Stacy Keibler used to be a WWE wrestler and sexual intrigue is now king. [Celebslam]

- Bar Refaeli is still putting bikini pics on Instagram because the Israelis truly are God’s chosen people. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- A woman tried to stab Armie Hammer during sex which proves celebrities are just like us. Or mostly me if she also used Mace. [FilmDrunk]

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