Claudia Galanti’s Still In A Bikini And Other News

- Romeo Beckham is already a model. This should end well. [Gossip Cop]

- Tim Burton directed Winona Ryder in a Killers video so just assume him and Johnny Depp are having a tiff. [Lainey Gossip]

- 44 pics of hot chicks enjoying life instead of manufacturing constant drama because reality TV makes it look completely acceptable. I’m sorry, did I say that out loud? [theCHIVE]

- Apparently you can break your penis during sex causing it to squirt blood, so maybe it’s a good thing I never get laid which the crack above just guaranteed. [Dlisted]

- But to make things all better, here’s The 69 Most Mouthwatering Ryan Gosling Moments Of The Year [BuzzFeed]

- Scarlett Johansson wears old-timey underwater in Hitchcock. [Popoholic]

- Kanye West ducked out of the Kardashian Khristmas Kard. I can’t imagine why… [TooFab]

- Hilary Duff will only have sex in the morning now. [IDLYITW]

- The time a man named Boner Mountain wrote his way into our hearts. [FilmDrunk]

- Sara Jean Underwood is still awesome at Instagram. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Emma Roberts isn’t too shabby either. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Anne Hathaway’s first time meeting Daniel Craig went well. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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