- Romeo Beckham is already a model. This should end well. [Gossip Cop]
- Tim Burton directed Winona Ryder in a Killers video so just assume him and Johnny Depp are having a tiff. [Lainey Gossip]
- 44 pics of hot chicks enjoying life instead of manufacturing constant drama because reality TV makes it look completely acceptable. I’m sorry, did I say that out loud? [theCHIVE]
- Apparently you can break your penis during sex causing it to squirt blood, so maybe it’s a good thing I never get laid which the crack above just guaranteed. [Dlisted]
- But to make things all better, here’s The 69 Most Mouthwatering Ryan Gosling Moments Of The Year [BuzzFeed]
- Scarlett Johansson wears old-timey underwater in Hitchcock. [Popoholic]
- Kanye West ducked out of the Kardashian Khristmas Kard. I can’t imagine why… [TooFab]
- Hilary Duff will only have sex in the morning now. [IDLYITW]
- The time a man named Boner Mountain wrote his way into our hearts. [FilmDrunk]
- Sara Jean Underwood is still awesome at Instagram. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Emma Roberts isn’t too shabby either. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Anne Hathaway‘s first time meeting Daniel Craig went well. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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This is a better angle for her.
Ah here we can see a rare example of the skinnius mspotatoheadus roaming on a beach.
Somebody put a burka n that woman!
Ok, I understand that men like looking at hot chicks, regardless of what they do, say, think, etc. But this is a CELEBRITY gossip site. And the rest of the internet is LITERALLY full of pictures of great looking girls, not to mention all of the porn. So why does The Superficial keep posting these females that I’ve NEVER heard of? Can this site please stay with its premise?
“Uh oh. Claudia’s Instagramming in her sleep again. No, don’t wake her—it’s dangerous.”
eat a sandwich, lady!
nice
Sorry haters…I have zero issue with putting my tongue on her tinkle taco.
she is way too skinny in the hips and legs, its kinda gross she has NO curvature whatsoever, eww gain at least 10 pounds.
You Jealous, Fatty?
I would gladly suck her asshole if she would eat a cheeseburger first!!!
Seriously the first thing i noticed was her wrinkly-hip-bone-skin-thing-y.
I would tongue-dart every inch of that crevice.
Narcissism is not attractive, sweetie.
Definitely her best angle.
by far –> her bestangle
“Scarlett Johansson wears old-timey underwater in Hitchcock”
Que?
Re: Dick-breaking during cowgirl sex… If you listen to the Boogie Nights cast commentary, Mark Wahlberg tells the story of when that happened to him. The whole dick turned black, then he went to the bathroom and passed out on the floor from the pain. He never went to the hospital though, he just let it heal for a month.