Clarissa Wants Entire Day of 9/11 On Already Entire Day of 9/11

Because 9/11 worked, all you’re going to see today is 9/11 except for that part I just said about it working. But apparently that’s not enough for Melissa Joan Hart who wants more 9/11 in her 9/11. Via Twitter:

- Extremely disappointed in @foxnews and @CNN for not having continual coverage of Sept11 memorial &names listed on the banner!!#neverforget
– My children need to know that this day changed our lives in the U.S. and the world and without solid news coverage, I’m discouraged. #neverforget
– If kardashians can be covered 24/7 why can’t we have one day dedicated to a moment in history that changed our path? I don’t need to see tragedy, I need to see stories of healing &memory! #neverforget

Okay, first off, is Melissa Joan Hart watching TV in fucking France? Because there couldn’t be more 9/11 crammed into 9/11 if there was another 9/11 and it happened today on 9/11. Second, if she wants more 9/11, then how about less about who attacked us that day, and more about why along with the bullshit wars that followed and needlessly killed thousands of brave men and women in uniform either through combat, suicide, or piss-poor medical treatment when they aren’t being left to starve in homeless shelters after coming back from a goldmine for Dick Cheney’s buddies dressed up as a good, old-fashioned American revenge dong that way too many people couldn’t wait to bong. If Clarissa wants more of that 9/11 instead of social media-ready rainbows that mean jackshit outside of showing everyone how super patriotic you are, I’m all ears. Otherwise, now I have to explain to my erection why this is basically a racist relative on Facebook who thinks Obama is personally telling black people to shoot cops. Why can’t Melissa Joan Hart let Melissa Joan Hart be great?

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