Claire Danes’ nipples and other news

November 18th, 2009 // 48 Comments

- Miley Cyrus hates Twilight. How will a franchise survive without the approval of Disney’s child stripper? Only time will tell… [Lainey Gossip]

- Stephanie Pratt should pay attention to this. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Gerard Butler does his best Michael Jackson impression except no Jesus Juice. FAIL. [Just Jared]

- Robert Pattinson probably pale-banged this, too. [Celebslam]

- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes celebrate their three year anniversary today. Ah, nothing like a day devoid of eye contact and human emotions. Cheers! [PopSugar]

- Sofia Vergara jokes about rape. HAHA! [The Blemish]

- Hugh Jackman hates condoms, or Democratic presidents. Could go either way. [Socialite Life]

- Pamela Anderson told her kids about her sex tapes. In related news, ax murders increased 500% in Malibu this afternoon… [Betty Confidential]

Pics link to LSFW versions.

Photos: Getty
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  1. FIRST LOSERS!!

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  2. dino

    Claire Dog more like it.

  3. I dont care if Im first

    @ 1 – We already “beat that”, by not doing what you did….sigh, loser

  4. jake_ryan

    This tranny needs to up her hormone treatment.

  5. spartacus

    No tit skank

  6. p0nk

    TCLTC

    is it too late to vote Claire Danes to replace Steven Tyler?

  7. quake

    Who?

    Oh.

    Who?

  8. Tad Bit Tipsy

    Hell her nipples are the only thing on her chest, but I’d still hit it like a 9 year old….

  9. Joe Smith

    She’s hot!

  10. joe besser

    That’s Claire Danes? What the hell happened to her face? it’s all…chinny. Seriously. I’ve never posted anything catty on here before, but she’s looking like Dolph Lundgren in the face. WTF? Is it botox? Facelifts? Bad lighting? She used to be a doll…

  11. Pink Stars

    you forgot to put some stars up on some of the pictures! This really offended me!! Cover them up please.

  12. NobodySpecial

    Let me see if I got this right…. People are freaking out because some girl with a-cup boobs wore a see-through top ?.

    Is this what turns teenage boys on today?. I can find bigger tits on a dog or a pig and hell, there’s more of them to boot !.

    If flat chested girls with teenage boys bodies are this newsworthy I feel sorry for young heterosexual men today.

  13. Dude of Dudes

    My un-erection just fixed that rip in the fabric of time caused by the Bar pics. Sorry dude.

  14. Chesty McLure

    Woah, she could have worn nothing and she still wouldn’t be cited with public indecency.

  15. Parker

    Bless her little black heart. She also seems to know that women have nipples so men will want to have anal sex with them. Much as I dislike her I’d still squeeze off a load in her butt.

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  17. WTF

    While those aren’t very flattering photos of her, I can’t believe so many of you are denigrating the exquisite beauty that is Claire Danes..! For shame.

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  19. whatever

    i hate that guy. ever since he was in ‘my so called life’ i have thought he was the ugliest person on tv. don’t put stars over the nips, fish, put them over the FACE.

    also i heard this eunich stole a few people husband’s. what a douche.

  20. gueibor

    This woman is getting steadily hotter with age, while remaining uncompromisingly flatt-chesteder than my 7-year old boy.
    Hats off to the diversity in female beauty, and to the Sup for hosting both Coco and Ms. Danes.

  21. JohnnyBGood

    She’s an excellent actress. Beautiful to boot!

  22. HandyRandy

    Beautiful woman, no breasts, but I still likey…

  23. alotofmenarestupid

    #12, I wouldn’t expect you to know too much about what women’s boobs are supposed to look like anyway. Since you seem so into banging animals and all. Don’t feel sorry for the heterosexual men of today, they’re happy you’re into bestiality. Leaves more women for them.

  24. PhatChicksGetSuperficial

    claire danes has a face.. and isn’t fat

    12&23 sound like a couple of underwater creatures to me.. namely, a whale and a crab

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  26. Lazarus "Bubba" Tubbs

    Small tits? No problem. At least she didn’t have weather balloons implanted in her chest.

    Also, she looks gorgeous. I’ve never seen Claire Danes look quite so pretty.

    And I totally agree with #23. If #12 is into dogs and pigs good for him. Personally I prefer women…and they don’t have to be fucking perfect. Pleasant looking, smart, and nice works just fine. (If she swallows, that’s a bonus!)

  27. Her face looks different. Is it the eyeliner? Her six-pack is showing too.

    I like this better than Katie “Jordan” Price or Pam Anderson. No giant sacks of toxic waste to explode.

  28. Quidam

    where’s the unstarred pix?

    If I can’t have Leighton or Megan, can’t I beat off to Claire?

  29. Megan

    Danes is super hot. Not much going on up top, but everything else makes up for it. Pretty hair, too. No ridiculous bolt-ons is always a plus.

  30. chillsex

    Is it really? I never heard of that. Frustrated by being still single and not finding your soulmate? I know a hot and interesting place named Billionairepal.com where I have met my boyfriend. You may take a look.

  31. hard boiled

    Not much up top? That’s probably why I’ve heard her talking about her vagina on 2 different talk shows.

    She’d love the nut.

  32. JJ

    Hmmm…since her breasts are so small she probably is trying to make nipples a new trend…upstaging the huge fake boobs that are “in”( Hollyweird,indeed!

  33. Confession time: I kept waiting for this to happen when she was on the Daily Show. She was on the verge of the same wardrobe malfunction numerous times, but the angle wasn’t quite right.

  34. ll

    2 words.Attention Whore.(narcissists MUST have attention,ya know!!!)
    No self-respecting woman would do this.
    It screams “look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!”
    Sell out.

    WE ARE LIVING IN THE LATTER DAYS BEFORE CHRIST JESUS RETURNS.
    ACCEPT GOD”S LOVE NOW.

    The afterlife.Would you like the smoking or non-smoking section?The choice is up to you.Free will.

    GOD IS HOLY.

  35. Rough don't dance

    The upside to chicks with sunken chests and a lengthy body is, they rarely have weight issues and works harder in bed than a runaway fresh off the bus trying to impress her new pimp. Claire, A-rod’s current bitch, (Goopy Paltrow pre enhancement) Ali Larter, Keira Knightley and these girls can rock a micro-mini like nobody’s business…are they suppose to be discarded because of a lowercase chest, I think not…

  36. dfdssd

    She looks like a taller Olsen twin.

  37. Wow, 34, nice job. Way to be stupid ;-)
    Danes is totally hot and her rack is perfect. For those of you that like nasty fake frankentits or floppy fat-bags, the cows are all yours! I’ll be eating, with a light lemon-cream sauce, the fine young asses of Natalie Portman, Keira K. and Claire!

  38. Maximus

    @37
    Amen.

  39. Kangaroo

    that’s a dude.

  40. Yay boobies shes hot

  41. That’s just makeup: I saw the movie last week, and she looks more like herself in it. She plays a slightly dodgy character – casting couch whore, basically – but still beautiful.

  42. That’s just makeup: I saw the movie last week, and she looks more like herself in it. She plays a slightly dodgy character – casting couch whore, basically – but still beautiful.

  43. stephanie

    she’s so pretty.

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  46. kenortega

    titless cunt. looks like she is on meth. Stupid hair style is annoying the hell out of me.

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