Claire Danes’ nipples and other news

- Miley Cyrus hates Twilight. How will a franchise survive without the approval of Disney’s child stripper? Only time will tell… [Lainey Gossip]

- Stephanie Pratt should pay attention to this. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Gerard Butler does his best Michael Jackson impression except no Jesus Juice. FAIL. [Just Jared]

- Robert Pattinson probably pale-banged this, too. [Celebslam]

- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes celebrate their three year anniversary today. Ah, nothing like a day devoid of eye contact and human emotions. Cheers! [PopSugar]

- Sofia Vergara jokes about rape. HAHA! [The Blemish]

- Hugh Jackman hates condoms, or Democratic presidents. Could go either way. [Socialite Life]

- Pamela Anderson told her kids about her sex tapes. In related news, ax murders increased 500% in Malibu this afternoon… [Betty Confidential]

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