Claire Danes’ nipples and other news

November 18th, 2009 // 48 Comments

- Miley Cyrus hates Twilight. How will a franchise survive without the approval of Disney’s child stripper? Only time will tell… [Lainey Gossip]

- Stephanie Pratt should pay attention to this. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Gerard Butler does his best Michael Jackson impression except no Jesus Juice. FAIL. [Just Jared]

- Robert Pattinson probably pale-banged this, too. [Celebslam]

- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes celebrate their three year anniversary today. Ah, nothing like a day devoid of eye contact and human emotions. Cheers! [PopSugar]

- Sofia Vergara jokes about rape. HAHA! [The Blemish]

- Hugh Jackman hates condoms, or Democratic presidents. Could go either way. [Socialite Life]

- Pamela Anderson told her kids about her sex tapes. In related news, ax murders increased 500% in Malibu this afternoon… [Betty Confidential]

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Comments (48)

  1. FIRST LOSERS!! | November 18, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    #1 BABY!!!! BEAT THAT SUKAZ

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  2. dino | November 18, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    Claire Dog more like it.

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  3. I dont care if Im first | November 18, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    @ 1 – We already “beat that”, by not doing what you did….sigh, loser

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  4. jake_ryan | November 18, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    This tranny needs to up her hormone treatment.

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  5. spartacus | November 18, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    No tit skank

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  6. p0nk | November 18, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    TCLTC

    is it too late to vote Claire Danes to replace Steven Tyler?

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  7. quake | November 18, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    Who?

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    Who?

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  8. Tad Bit Tipsy | November 18, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    Hell her nipples are the only thing on her chest, but I’d still hit it like a 9 year old….

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  9. Joe Smith | November 18, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    She’s hot!

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  10. joe besser | November 18, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    That’s Claire Danes? What the hell happened to her face? it’s all…chinny. Seriously. I’ve never posted anything catty on here before, but she’s looking like Dolph Lundgren in the face. WTF? Is it botox? Facelifts? Bad lighting? She used to be a doll…

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  11. Pink Stars | November 18, 2009 at 7:28 pm

    you forgot to put some stars up on some of the pictures! This really offended me!! Cover them up please.

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  12. NobodySpecial | November 18, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    Let me see if I got this right…. People are freaking out because some girl with a-cup boobs wore a see-through top ?.

    Is this what turns teenage boys on today?. I can find bigger tits on a dog or a pig and hell, there’s more of them to boot !.

    If flat chested girls with teenage boys bodies are this newsworthy I feel sorry for young heterosexual men today.

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  13. Dude of Dudes | November 18, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    My un-erection just fixed that rip in the fabric of time caused by the Bar pics. Sorry dude.

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  14. Chesty McLure | November 18, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    Woah, she could have worn nothing and she still wouldn’t be cited with public indecency.

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  15. Parker | November 18, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    Bless her little black heart. She also seems to know that women have nipples so men will want to have anal sex with them. Much as I dislike her I’d still squeeze off a load in her butt.

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  17. WTF | November 18, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    While those aren’t very flattering photos of her, I can’t believe so many of you are denigrating the exquisite beauty that is Claire Danes..! For shame.

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  19. whatever | November 18, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    i hate that guy. ever since he was in ‘my so called life’ i have thought he was the ugliest person on tv. don’t put stars over the nips, fish, put them over the FACE.

    also i heard this eunich stole a few people husband’s. what a douche.

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  20. gueibor | November 18, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    This woman is getting steadily hotter with age, while remaining uncompromisingly flatt-chesteder than my 7-year old boy.
    Hats off to the diversity in female beauty, and to the Sup for hosting both Coco and Ms. Danes.

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  21. JohnnyBGood | November 18, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    She’s an excellent actress. Beautiful to boot!

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  22. HandyRandy | November 18, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    Beautiful woman, no breasts, but I still likey…

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  23. alotofmenarestupid | November 18, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    #12, I wouldn’t expect you to know too much about what women’s boobs are supposed to look like anyway. Since you seem so into banging animals and all. Don’t feel sorry for the heterosexual men of today, they’re happy you’re into bestiality. Leaves more women for them.

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  24. PhatChicksGetSuperficial | November 18, 2009 at 10:27 pm

    claire danes has a face.. and isn’t fat

    12&23 sound like a couple of underwater creatures to me.. namely, a whale and a crab

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  26. Lazarus "Bubba" Tubbs | November 18, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    Small tits? No problem. At least she didn’t have weather balloons implanted in her chest.

    Also, she looks gorgeous. I’ve never seen Claire Danes look quite so pretty.

    And I totally agree with #23. If #12 is into dogs and pigs good for him. Personally I prefer women…and they don’t have to be fucking perfect. Pleasant looking, smart, and nice works just fine. (If she swallows, that’s a bonus!)

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  27. Narcissist | November 18, 2009 at 11:08 pm

    Her face looks different. Is it the eyeliner? Her six-pack is showing too.

    I like this better than Katie “Jordan” Price or Pam Anderson. No giant sacks of toxic waste to explode.

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  28. Quidam | November 19, 2009 at 12:14 am

    where’s the unstarred pix?

    If I can’t have Leighton or Megan, can’t I beat off to Claire?

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  29. Megan | November 19, 2009 at 1:17 am

    Danes is super hot. Not much going on up top, but everything else makes up for it. Pretty hair, too. No ridiculous bolt-ons is always a plus.

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  30. chillsex | November 19, 2009 at 4:11 am

    Is it really? I never heard of that. Frustrated by being still single and not finding your soulmate? I know a hot and interesting place named Billionairepal.com where I have met my boyfriend. You may take a look.

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  31. hard boiled | November 19, 2009 at 4:34 am

    Not much up top? That’s probably why I’ve heard her talking about her vagina on 2 different talk shows.

    She’d love the nut.

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  32. JJ | November 19, 2009 at 5:21 am

    Hmmm…since her breasts are so small she probably is trying to make nipples a new trend…upstaging the huge fake boobs that are “in”( Hollyweird,indeed!

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  33. cable | November 19, 2009 at 5:28 am

    Confession time: I kept waiting for this to happen when she was on the Daily Show. She was on the verge of the same wardrobe malfunction numerous times, but the angle wasn’t quite right.

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  34. ll | November 19, 2009 at 5:34 am

    2 words.Attention Whore.(narcissists MUST have attention,ya know!!!)
    No self-respecting woman would do this.
    It screams “look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!”
    Sell out.

    WE ARE LIVING IN THE LATTER DAYS BEFORE CHRIST JESUS RETURNS.
    ACCEPT GOD”S LOVE NOW.

    The afterlife.Would you like the smoking or non-smoking section?The choice is up to you.Free will.

    GOD IS HOLY.

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  35. Rough don't dance | November 19, 2009 at 8:39 am

    The upside to chicks with sunken chests and a lengthy body is, they rarely have weight issues and works harder in bed than a runaway fresh off the bus trying to impress her new pimp. Claire, A-rod’s current bitch, (Goopy Paltrow pre enhancement) Ali Larter, Keira Knightley and these girls can rock a micro-mini like nobody’s business…are they suppose to be discarded because of a lowercase chest, I think not…

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  36. dfdssd | November 19, 2009 at 10:43 am

    She looks like a taller Olsen twin.

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  37. DCLeisurist | November 19, 2009 at 10:49 am

    Wow, 34, nice job. Way to be stupid ;-)
    Danes is totally hot and her rack is perfect. For those of you that like nasty fake frankentits or floppy fat-bags, the cows are all yours! I’ll be eating, with a light lemon-cream sauce, the fine young asses of Natalie Portman, Keira K. and Claire!

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  38. Maximus | November 19, 2009 at 11:31 am

    @37
    Amen.

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  39. Kangaroo | November 19, 2009 at 11:47 am

    that’s a dude.

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  40. Girlgemma | November 19, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    Yay boobies shes hot

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  41. brian t | November 19, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    That’s just makeup: I saw the movie last week, and she looks more like herself in it. She plays a slightly dodgy character – casting couch whore, basically – but still beautiful.

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  42. brian t | November 19, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    That’s just makeup: I saw the movie last week, and she looks more like herself in it. She plays a slightly dodgy character – casting couch whore, basically – but still beautiful.

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  43. stephanie | November 22, 2009 at 7:41 pm

    she’s so pretty.

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  46. kenortega | December 1, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    titless cunt. looks like she is on meth. Stupid hair style is annoying the hell out of me.

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