Here’s something you don’t see everyday: Claire Danes wearing a bikini. She’s vacationing in Italy with boyfriend Hugh Dancy, and it looks like she’s having a relaxing time tanning, taking pictures and reading a book spread eagle which would be hot if I didn’t just spend the past hour looking for her breasts with a magnifying glass. Are they under the beach chair? I don’t get it.
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britney's weave | July 17, 2008 at 11:19 am
she has got to be kidding with that top.
Sportsdvl | July 17, 2008 at 11:20 am
Maybe she’s trying to “air it out” with that pose while reading…
Giggles | July 17, 2008 at 11:21 am
Oh… that one certain photo is a big mistake.
An Exception to the Rule | July 17, 2008 at 11:21 am
She’s the first I’ve seen who’s cursed with a flat chest but not blessed with a round ass.
Jen | July 17, 2008 at 11:26 am
I think she looks great nice and toned
required | July 17, 2008 at 11:26 am
She looks great. I think she was trying to tan her inner thighs in the spread eagle pic. I’ve seen worse butts (like mine).
Crazy Old Bitch | July 17, 2008 at 11:27 am
This is what happens when you let Tom Cruise design your boob job.
britney's weave | July 17, 2008 at 11:28 am
… and who doesn’t love a tanned vulva?
Ramona | July 17, 2008 at 11:28 am
Remember, according to the news a few years back, this is the homewrecker who broke up the decade plus long relationship of Mary Louise Parker and Billy Crudup while MLP was pregnant with their child. That’s disgusting and telling about the character of this wench. To break up a family and deprive a child of its family – karma’s a bitch CD.
Chauncey Gardner | July 17, 2008 at 11:29 am
I literally bumped into Claire Danes as she was walking out of the cemetery at Trinity Church in Manhattan in 2005. Wicked, wicked hot in person – when fully clothed.
ph7 | July 17, 2008 at 11:31 am
Well, it’s pretty clear she does not have huge beef curtains, which is always a plus.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | July 17, 2008 at 11:31 am
Hey Kate Hudson! You’re like a DD compared to this pencil with nipples…
JPRichardson | July 17, 2008 at 11:33 am
What’s with the veins? Too thin in my opinioin. Toned, yes, but lacks some muscle. Eat a sandwich or two. And close your legs.
combustion8 | July 17, 2008 at 11:35 am
manface, great body tho.
chris | July 17, 2008 at 11:38 am
FAP FAp fap fap fap fap
SHES HOT!!!!
JP RICHARDSON IS GAY | July 17, 2008 at 11:39 am
CLAIRE, OPEN YOUR LEGS SOME MORE!
rm | July 17, 2008 at 11:41 am
Scary thin :(
stizz | July 17, 2008 at 11:44 am
You know you’re too skinny when you can see your spine through your torso. Jeeezuz woman.
Chelsea | July 17, 2008 at 11:47 am
Holy crap she has crazy good posture. Damn.
xxx | July 17, 2008 at 11:47 am
She’s taking a picture of herself?
Ted from LA | July 17, 2008 at 11:48 am
She’d look better with her ankles next to her ears.
Paul | July 17, 2008 at 11:57 am
Man, she looks nice! great body, great abs, sexy! she has a better body than women younger than her too. I never would have guessed it. Hot!
Nic | July 17, 2008 at 11:59 am
too skinny-makes her torso look all the more out of proportion.
nancy | July 17, 2008 at 12:00 pm
i will always love claire danes. she’s a brilliant actress.
Mmm | July 17, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Very thin true, but very sweet. Claire Danes can read in front of me any time…
Em | July 17, 2008 at 12:07 pm
She has got THE longest torso I’ve ever seen. It’s sorta spooky…
Ishi-san | July 17, 2008 at 12:09 pm
hey, she has the same bikini as Eva Longoria
A | July 17, 2008 at 12:10 pm
I am a Claire Danes fan but damn that woman really needs to eat a cheeseburger or something. She is grotesquely thin! And yea where the hell are her boobs?
winston | July 17, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Yet another of these toothpicks witha backside that looks like that of a 70 year old woman.
sharpeidude | July 17, 2008 at 12:19 pm
You mean she made more than one movie? I thought she disappeared after Terminator 3.
p911gt10c | July 17, 2008 at 12:22 pm
shit, she’s always been hot. So she’s thin? So what? She’s always been small and clearly takes care of herself, unlike 98% of the women in Hollywood.
Plus, she’s actually respected, a HUGE plus in her business.
That being said, I’m pretty sure she’s waxed. Which makes me incredibly happy.
veggi | July 17, 2008 at 12:23 pm
It’s too bad that mosquito got her twice.
B | July 17, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Gross! She has the body of a twelve-year old boy!
Ramona | July 17, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Read this:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/
roop | July 17, 2008 at 12:27 pm
She was always boob-deficient but what happened to her money maker? Eat a butter sandwich dammit!
Stomache | July 17, 2008 at 12:28 pm
@B What 12 year old boys are you looking at… She is a boob job away from a kick ass body her stomach is awesome..
Fat chicks suck | July 17, 2008 at 12:30 pm
#33 – NICE! There it was. I was wondering when some typical idiot would say she looked like a 12-year-old boy. So has has small tits – big deal. It’s not her fault and at least she keeps herself in shape. I’d much rather have small tits than fake ones.
GinaRae | July 17, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Uhhh hey Superfical dude and men in general? That is what a real unaltered woman looks like who is that skinny. Maybe you seem to have forgotten what non-plastic girls really look like. She doesn’t have melon implants and you have the audacitiy to talk about her like she’s a freak?
You’ve totally bought into hollywood. Good luck with that.
Jim | July 17, 2008 at 12:35 pm
So this is what a woman looks like with all the erotic zones removed. Wonderful.
Beth | July 17, 2008 at 12:37 pm
If you’re afraid of female anatomy, I’m sure this girl seems very attractive to you.
FRIST!!! | July 17, 2008 at 12:39 pm
“Claire Danes has an overinflated sense of her own acting ability and she stole Billy Crudup from Mary-Loiuse Parker when Parker was eight months pregnant, so it’s no surprise that God struck her with whatever disease this is that makes her look like this in a bikini.”
from a site with a writer who has better taste and talent.
Artimus | July 17, 2008 at 12:40 pm
I thought it said Claire DAMES. Shucks.
Fat chicks suck | July 17, 2008 at 12:46 pm
She would definitely look better if she had some larger natural breasts to go with that body…but unfortunately she wasn’t blessed with that body type. She could pack on weight and be fat and disgusting…but it isn’t going to make her breasts look any better proportionally. It’s possible to be skinny and have large, natural breasts and it’s possible to be fat and have (proportionally) small breasts. Regardless of your body-type everyone looks better and is healthier thin and fit.
Although I prefer skinny women with larger breasts that she has…I’d take her with no tits any day over some overweight lazy whore with fat saggy tits. Rolls of fat disgust me. Sometimes this country makes me sick.
Andy | July 17, 2008 at 12:50 pm
What’s with all the criticism? This girl is gonna be HOT when she hits puberty.
Venicio | July 17, 2008 at 12:51 pm
“her stomach is awesome”
…for a boy on the high school swim team.
gillianspice | July 17, 2008 at 12:53 pm
WHY DOES A CLIP OF HELL RELL KEEP PLAYING ON THIS SITE.
Jen | July 17, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Eva Longoria’s swimsuit. Look at the “So Freakin Hot” column on the right side of this page. Who looks better? I think they’re both way hot. What does everybody think.
Potlanch | July 17, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Nice ass! Jerking now.
JG | July 17, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Ummm, she isn’t too thin, she just works out, and from these pictures, I’m guessing she works out like a maniac. I think she looks fantastic. So she’s lacking in the chest department, big f******* deal, just less droopy parts when she gets old.
Fat chicks suck | July 17, 2008 at 1:00 pm
#45 – her stomach is damn nice. Trust me – nobody likes your disgusting gut. Regardless of what you may believe…guts signify poor health and are repulsive. Anyone that tells you they like it is lying. You are lying to yourself as well. Go run on a treadmill or something.