Hugh Hefner’s Son Beat Up A Playmate

Apparently Hugh Hefner rents his creations out to his kids along with a generous insurance policy so they don’t have to worry about returning them in perfect condition, because his son Marston just found himself arrested after beating the shit out of 2011 Playmate of the Year Claire Sinclair, according to TMZ:

Sources tell us … Sinclair told cops Marston had punched her, kicked her in the stomach and then refused to let her leave the residence. We’re told Sinclair called family members after the alleged attack … and her family called the cops.
After a brief investigation, Marston was arrested for misdemeanor domestic violence at around 11:15 PM … and hauled to a nearby police station where he was booked.

Since then, Hugh’s spoken out on the situation and you can tell he takes violence against women very seriously. This is, without question, a man who’s deeply troubled by what he’s just heard:

If they care about each other, they’ll patch it up,” the Playboy founder tells PEOPLE.

Okay, so maybe I exaggerated a bit. But seriously, in Hugh Hefner’s defense, he’s insanely old and clearly thinks he’s talking about a flat tire. “Listen, it happens to the best of us, but there’s nothing to worry about. My old pal Henry Ford will come to your house and change it for a nickel, you can quote me on that. What’s that? The boy did what now? — And the police thought that was a crime? Get me Lyndon Johnson on the phone. The Reds are taking over!”

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