Cindy Taylor in a bikini = Hmm, I think she’s a model (But don’t quote me on that)

July 20th, 2008 // 98 Comments

Here are pics of model/actress Cindy Taylor (Burn Notice) at the Ed Hardy 2009 Swimwear fashion show. I thought we could all use something to cleanse our palates after the Khloe Kardashian post. Hopefully, these work for you guys, because I’m heavily contemplating shoving a belt sander in my mouth.

Photos: Splash News

  1. BigJim

    She has a sperm gut.

  2. BigJim

    Gak! The Marlborough Man has a better complexion than her.

  3. granada

    She looks like a man. The chick in the second picture is hotter.

  4. granada

    And before all the “You’re all just jealous, fat bitches” comments start, YES we all wish we had her body, but that doesn’t make her gorgeous or anything special.

  5. Richard McBeef

    her face is dog, but, come on…. you know you would.

  6. tp

    Orange oopma-loompa skin+man-face=NOT HOT

  7. monkeyfightclub

    that guy has an awesome body

  8. kit kitten

    wow – that is one ugly model.

  9. JM

    Not sure what the theme of the show is, but if it’s “ORANGE”, she nailed it.

  10. One

    I hate that Ed Hardy crap; I wish it would just go away already, its so freaking tacky looking. And I have to agree with the rest of the crew here and say that is one ugly beoutch of a model.

  11. nipolian

    Cindy……Let me give you a little unsolicited career advice……..Always remember, pornography is our friend.

  12. I generally prefer a woman in flip flops…

  13. ph7

    She’s short. Bad hair. Hurtin face. fake tan. Waistline way too high. Small Boobs.
    DO NOT WANT

  14. A-1

    OMG her face is ugly. Butta-face! Her body looks pretty good, I guess. I’d rather see a Kardashian in a swimsuit.

  15. Jumpin_J

    Next to Brooke Hogan, that’s the man-liest face I’ve ever seen.

  16. lpseypm

    YES!! finally I’m hotter than someone on this site :)

  17. One

    Ed Hardy must like those rough looking types of girls. You know the ones; riding Harleys, hanging out with the boys, trying to drink them under the table; the bar whores with the loud booming voices and a cig hanging from their mouth at all times. Ok, I’m just bored & can’t shut up. But seriously, this Cindy chick; she’s got the body of a woman who has recently had a baby but now works out like crazy trying to get it all tight and back together again. Oh, and yeh, like the others said, a bit of a manly man face too. eew

  18. Ted Mosby

    Her face is harsh but she’s got a good body.

  19. This makes my pipi happy

  20. Ugly face, great body. That’s why God made pillows (and paper bags)!

  21. Potlanch

    Wow, that bitch just gave me soft off.

    NOT CUTE AT ALL! How the fuck did she become a model?

  22. veggi

    Looks like someone tried to set Keri Russell on fire..

  23. Potlanch

    Wait, did she used to be a dude?

  24. dude_on

    Challenge yourself to find the upside. Yes, she be facially fugly – but I bet the view from behind is a no-brain A-lister.

  25. Jen

    That’s a MAN trying (successfully) to look like an orange version of Kim Cattrall.

    N-A-S-T-Y

  26. Jesus her stomach is gross, will probably give me nightmares tonight.

  27. Cattyluo

    She is sexy.Of my friend told he saw her sexy pictures on the site named”"”Millionaire4me.com”"”It is said she hooked on a millionaire man.You can’t miss it .There are so many photos about them on the site.

  28. A-1

    She [or it] definitely has a man-face. Are her and Brooke Hogan secret sisters?

  29. alisa

    really you guys? i thought her face was better than her body…. her stomach is kinda weird.. and yeah the other chick is way hotter… but cindy is still a hottie just not perfect..

  30. DaniellaB

    Man face? Gross stomach? Not cute? I would like to see what YOU people look like! I would like to know how many of you have been the official GUESS image, or how many times you’ve been featured as cover girls in Ocean Drive, Shape, Loft or Glamour magazines, or how many years you hosted Wild On!, or if any of you have been part of the “Top 99 Women” list of askmen. com.

    I know for sure Cindy has. Who cares if you find her manly.

  31. coffeebean

    #31 – That’s really creepy that you know that much about Cindy “manface” Taylor.

  32. No, you hang up...

    And the tits are also not great…

  33. DaniellaB

    Man face? Gross stomach? Not cute? I would like to see what YOU people look like! I would like to know how many of you have been the official GUESS image, or how many times you’ve been featured as cover girls in Ocean Drive, Shape, Loft or Glamour magazines, or how many years you hosted Wild On!, or if any of you have been part of the “Top 99 Women” list of askmen. com.

    I know for sure Cindy has. Who cares if you find her manly.

  34. monkeyfightclub

    DaniellaB tell us more about this manly looking model

  35. Kel

    I think she looks great – she isn’t stick thin like other models. She would look good in an ashley paige bikini…

  36. ph7

    Cindy is upset by the comments and apparently posting here as #4, DaniellaB

  37. Not Cindy

    One word:

    UGH.

  38. superstar

    She’s not fat, but her stomach looks big, but not flabby. I heard that for some people, starving doesn’t make you look flatter. Your body just stores fat. =P

  39. Sledman

    THAT’S A MAN BABY! YEAH!

  40. havoc

    I could see being completely wasted and fucking that, yeah……

    .

  41. rkb

    I think she looks great, i love the look. Ed Hardy swimsuits are amazing!

  42. Peter Lynch

    That stomach looks like it belongs to a barnyard animal. All bloated, lumpy and swollen.

  43. MacDreamy

    after clicking the picture I went and re-read the post because I honestly thought It was a Tranny. My “Somethings not right” meter went off big time with this one. even now as I look for the one flattering picture (no luck so far) I’m really starting to believe this is a man. It’s seems form one other poster that she has worked before so seems like a long time to pull of the charade. Glad to see I wants the only one creeped out.
    @DaniellaB
    No one here is saying they are a model and look better. When one claims to be a model there are reasonable expectations that go along with it. She/He does not meet those expectations. As a model you are putting your picture out to the world to judge, that’s the nature of the business. luckily for her/him the readers of this site aren’t in the business of hiring models.

  44. sunshine

    She looks just like Dyan Cannon did back in the day, same hair and everything.

  45. Cattyluo

    She is sexy.Of my friend told he saw her sexy pictures on the site named”"”Millionaire4me.com”"”It is said she hooked on a millionaire man.You can’t miss it .There are so many photos about them on the site.

  46. DaniellaB

    Seems the whole world simply differ with the perception a couple of fat ugly skanks who post here have on Cindy. If she were ugly, manly and tranny-looking, she would not have made a career as a fashion model for so many years, and she would not host tv shows, and she would not appear so frequently in fashion and fitness magazine covers, and she would not have been the image of Perry ellis, rampage and GUESS Jeans.

    Are you a couple of jealous, frustrated, ugly girls or just drunken homos posting those stupid comments?

  47. ethereal

    #31 – i actually do look better than her – way better, especially the abs and manly face – just that selling my body is not my purpose in life. I read this site on a daily basis and i’ve come across quite a few shallow comments, but yours is just lousy. I mean, come on, look at these pictures, for a crying out loud. If that is an example of a beautiful women – well, heck, I am glad not to be one!

  48. joho777

    Nice pre-cancerous burn. I guess she feels that makes her attractive?? Why else would she do it?

  49. you pizza-faced losers

    What’s up, you hideous pizza-faced losers?

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