Cindy Crawford still alive, doing stuff


These are a couple days old but it’s Cindy Crawford so, you know, who cares? She still looks amazing for a 41-year-old. I don’t want to start any rumors, but I hear she drinks the blood of newborns to stay youthful. And did I just make that up? Maybe. The only thing we know for sure is that I’m still the reigning champion of the National Sexiest Person Alive Competition. See, because I’m so sexy.