OK, why in the hell is Cindy Crawford still newsworthy? Is she making Fair Game 2 or something and I missed it? Mole, mole, mole.
She looks like she’s terrified, like at any moment she’s gonna ask, do I have the AIDS?!
Well, I was unaware at the time, so I’ll do it now………………………………..FIRST!!! In case you’re wondering, I’m doing the “Superstar” pose from the Mary Catherine Gallagher skits.
Cindy looks beautiful
Her body language is all like, “This photo op is scaring the bejeezus outta me. Hurry up!” She looks extremely uncomfortable….perhaps your hero smells a wee bit.
mamacita duped both of us, i thought i was gonna be first so i wasted some space for reals.
She looks good for being, what, a hundred, or something?
I don’t think that guy’s homeless. Look at that wheelchair, it probably cost more than my car. Sure, my car is 14 years old and has 140,000 miles on it, but still.
I think she just had her picture taken with a one-eyed guy with a wheelchair. In the second picture, he’s pointing at the camera and probably saying something like, “My publicist has a camera crew with proper lighting equipment on speed-dial, let’s get some sushi while they fire up the jet.”
Cindy’s new line of cosmetics is made with PEOPLE! Homeless people…for the love of God IT’S PEOPLE!!!
Maybe touching homeless people is how she got that growth near her lip?
Pic #2 (pointing)
I’m supposed to go in there? That looks kinda like a wood chipper to me…you sure there’s food and clothes on the other side of that thing, cause it sure does look like a wood chipper…
I notice that she’s not actually touching him. I guess she’s worried about getting old, crippled, one-eyed black man cooties.
By the way, saying you’re first and not being first makes you look really lame, no matter how much you apolize.
i think the homeless man is just photo shopped in and she’s really standing over her ex super model friend, naomi campbell, cell phone victim… just a thought
I think she’s in line for the methadone treatment, Lord knows she ain’t in line for the soup. God, do these pictures make anyone else really, really horny???
From the looks of the second picture, it seems he is asking whom ever is taking the picture to shoot another one of Cindy on his lap.
i hope she gave the man some money at least.
She told him she didn’t have any money and that she would take a picture with him which will be worth more then any money she could ever give him…….
Little does he know, she is also a habitual liar…..
That looks like the same guy that is in the Mariah Carey picture.
This looks like the same homeless guy that Mariah was posing with, maybe he rents himself out for photoshoots… Which would explain how he can afford that sweet chair.
Before he left us, my dad said that he’s leaving to pursue his lifelong goal…a photo with Cindy Crawford. He rolled out the door and winked his one eye and that was the last I saw of him. Good going, dad. We can all live our dreams.
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