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mamacita | April 11, 2006 at 1:35 pm
OK, why in the hell is Cindy Crawford still newsworthy? Is she making Fair Game 2 or something and I missed it? Mole, mole, mole.
gogoboots | April 11, 2006 at 1:35 pm
She looks like she’s terrified, like at any moment she’s gonna ask, do I have the AIDS?!
FIRST!!!!
mamacita | April 11, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Well, I was unaware at the time, so I’ll do it now………………………………..FIRST!!! In case you’re wondering, I’m doing the “Superstar” pose from the Mary Catherine Gallagher skits.
Akapee | April 11, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Cindy looks beautiful
Karen Rani | April 11, 2006 at 1:38 pm
Her body language is all like, “This photo op is scaring the bejeezus outta me. Hurry up!” She looks extremely uncomfortable….perhaps your hero smells a wee bit.
gogoboots | April 11, 2006 at 1:39 pm
mamacita duped both of us, i thought i was gonna be first so i wasted some space for reals.
Iambananas | April 11, 2006 at 1:40 pm
She looks good for being, what, a hundred, or something?
FaceInTheCrowd | April 11, 2006 at 1:45 pm
I don’t think that guy’s homeless. Look at that wheelchair, it probably cost more than my car. Sure, my car is 14 years old and has 140,000 miles on it, but still.
I think she just had her picture taken with a one-eyed guy with a wheelchair. In the second picture, he’s pointing at the camera and probably saying something like, “My publicist has a camera crew with proper lighting equipment on speed-dial, let’s get some sushi while they fire up the jet.”
M@ce | April 11, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Cindy’s new line of cosmetics is made with PEOPLE! Homeless people…for the love of God IT’S PEOPLE!!!
Spacedog | April 11, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Maybe touching homeless people is how she got that growth near her lip?
M@ce | April 11, 2006 at 1:50 pm
Pic #2 (pointing)
I’m supposed to go in there? That looks kinda like a wood chipper to me…you sure there’s food and clothes on the other side of that thing, cause it sure does look like a wood chipper…
BigJim | April 11, 2006 at 2:02 pm
I notice that she’s not actually touching him. I guess she’s worried about getting old, crippled, one-eyed black man cooties.
By the way, saying you’re first and not being first makes you look really lame, no matter how much you apolize.
EvilFiend | April 11, 2006 at 2:08 pm
i think the homeless man is just photo shopped in and she’s really standing over her ex super model friend, naomi campbell, cell phone victim… just a thought
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 11, 2006 at 2:08 pm
I think she’s in line for the methadone treatment, Lord knows she ain’t in line for the soup. God, do these pictures make anyone else really, really horny???
caddachrome | April 11, 2006 at 2:12 pm
From the looks of the second picture, it seems he is asking whom ever is taking the picture to shoot another one of Cindy on his lap.
spatz | April 11, 2006 at 2:16 pm
i hope she gave the man some money at least.
Italian Stallion | April 11, 2006 at 2:25 pm
She told him she didn’t have any money and that she would take a picture with him which will be worth more then any money she could ever give him…….
Little does he know, she is also a habitual liar…..
lowtalker | April 11, 2006 at 2:30 pm
That looks like the same guy that is in the Mariah Carey picture.
therecluse | April 11, 2006 at 2:34 pm
This looks like the same homeless guy that Mariah was posing with, maybe he rents himself out for photoshoots… Which would explain how he can afford that sweet chair.
bjpack | April 11, 2006 at 2:41 pm
Before he left us, my dad said that he’s leaving to pursue his lifelong goal…a photo with Cindy Crawford. He rolled out the door and winked his one eye and that was the last I saw of him. Good going, dad. We can all live our dreams.
UNWASHEDMASSES | April 11, 2006 at 2:55 pm
That’s not some homeless guy, that’s Cindy and Rande’s new coffee table.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 11, 2006 at 2:56 pm
This must be for Mugatu’s new Derelikte campaign.
Sorry.
PapaHotNuts | April 11, 2006 at 3:00 pm
Danny Glover is one of the greatest actors alive today.
k37744 | April 11, 2006 at 3:01 pm
Dammit!!! She gets even better looking with age.
I give up.
Spindoc | April 11, 2006 at 3:12 pm
If it would give her 5 more years of youth she would blow that guy in a second.
bunny0602 | April 11, 2006 at 3:14 pm
That homeless man is Isaac Hayes, R&B singer.
drucifer | April 11, 2006 at 3:25 pm
Hell, those are the biggest pair of briefs I’ve ever seen.
punctiliouspig | April 11, 2006 at 3:30 pm
thats so incredibly the same dude.
Jacq | April 11, 2006 at 3:32 pm
MeganHarris’ boyfriend is black?! Oh well. I knew he was cheating on her. Now we have photographic evidence.
bravegirl01 | April 11, 2006 at 3:38 pm
thank you, #20, thank you!
sometimesboy | April 11, 2006 at 3:44 pm
this is actually a still from the pilot of cindy’s new show ‘AMERICA’S NEXT TOP PARAPLEGIC ONE-EYED VAGRANT”….sadly Moses, pictured here, was eliminated in the next round…
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 11, 2006 at 3:52 pm
P.S. Geekologie makes me frown.
MeganHarris | April 11, 2006 at 4:00 pm
Hilarious.. This guy needs his own blog.. with all the celebs hes been with.
tits_on_snack | April 11, 2006 at 4:05 pm
I love it when thesuperficial promotes crap like “I Watch Stuff” and now this “geekologie” site, and they turn comments off because they know everybody’s just going to complain about how lame it is, and so everyone has to go to the previous superficial entry to complain instead.
Granted, that geekologie site is kinda neat – but totally not something I come to thesuperficial to read about.
Oh, and “I Watch Stuff” is never funny.
MeganHarris | April 11, 2006 at 4:11 pm
Disagree!!! #33
Iwatchstuff is pretty damn funny.
the geekstuff, i can pass on. but its neccessary to have useless information like that for everyone’s different interests.
pirhan | April 11, 2006 at 4:15 pm
#27 .. that’s what I thought too, but it’s actually his shirt. (I hope.)
Malakite | April 11, 2006 at 4:20 pm
Cindy Crawford has huge fucking ears. Gross.
Tai! | April 11, 2006 at 4:29 pm
Britney’s son Sean rushed to hospital
Note- we are awaiting confirmation.
Britney Spear’s son Sean Preston was taken to the hospital on April 7th. He fell out of the high chair a few days earlier and was sleeping a lot, so they took him in. His skull is fractured. Child protective services investigating.
got this from http://www.celebritybabies.typepad.com
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 11, 2006 at 4:33 pm
IWATCHSTUFF.COM is HILARIOUS. It’s where I go to get all my entertainment when I’m hopped up on VAULT SODA, because the humor is so EDGY and OFF-THE-WALL it takes a HARDCORE, BAD-ASS energy drink to appreciate the immensity of the GOOD TIMES to be had at IWATCHSTUFF.COM.
MeganHarris, it is impolite to disagree with yourself.
thatsnothot | April 11, 2006 at 4:35 pm
is that the same “homeless” guy that posed with mariah carey?
(i’m sure someone has already posted this but i’ll do it anyway)
Zanna | April 11, 2006 at 4:37 pm
Gaaawd the stories are sucking ass today and not in a good fun way…..here is a link to something I hope the superficial puts up so we can RAG on the bitch mercilessly. I’m on the rag and bitching about Cindy Crawford is NOT going to cut it today.
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/britney_spears/tater_tot_seriously_injured_the_cops_go_to_britney_kfags_home_20060411.php
spatz | April 11, 2006 at 4:53 pm
#41 i feel ya. this news is about as entertaining as the news that my coworker just got himself a shiny new computer.
boring.
that britney spears news is perfect for superficial. but i hate perezhilton. its like 13 year olds post there. i cannot stand one more OMG!!11!!!! hawt!!!111!! awesome!111!!!
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UCSD | April 11, 2006 at 5:00 pm
Why is she so hot all the time? When is she gonna have an ugly phase? Seriously, she will be one of the hotest people in the world when she’s 90. Mmmmmmm. Hot great grandma ass.
Trotter | April 11, 2006 at 5:17 pm
23 – Papa – goddamned funny.
Notice his hospital bracelet. You know that Cindy’s towncar ran him over when he was in the middle of 10th Ave flailing for a taxi…
cibby | April 11, 2006 at 5:52 pm
If she wanted to do something nice, why didn’t she bake him some cookies?
krisdylee | April 11, 2006 at 5:52 pm
is that pee by that one guy’s foot?
TheLusciousDeluxe | April 11, 2006 at 6:06 pm
Aren’t all the pictures with this guy Photoshop jobs?
stitch | April 11, 2006 at 6:07 pm
Why is that guy wearing a giant pair of Y fronts on his torso?
TaiTai | April 11, 2006 at 6:29 pm
That’s not a homeless guy, it’s Morgan Freeman preparing for his role in “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest 2.” (Note mental hospital armband in second photo.) Cindy Crawford isn’t scared, she’s just envious over Morgan’s upcoming Oscar.
Trotter | April 11, 2006 at 7:47 pm
uh, Tai Tai? Do you read the other posts? 23 and 44 had that covered. But nice to know there are kindred spirits…