Cindy Crawford spent the holiday weekend in Maui with her family. For a 41-year-old woman, she looks pretty damn good. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I won’t make love to anything over the age of 25, but I’d probably make an exception for Cindy. Of course, she’d first have to tell me where she’s hidden the Fountain of Youth. You know, so I can dunk her in it a few times before the sexy stuff then smuggle the rest out in my canteen. I’m so dreamy.
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first | November 26, 2007 at 11:22 am
she does look amazing. hasn’t changed in 10? 20 years?
jeff powell | November 26, 2007 at 11:23 am
first
Gerald_Tarrant | November 26, 2007 at 11:25 am
Kinda hot? I’d drill into that like George Bush looking for oil in Alaska.
D. Richards | November 26, 2007 at 11:26 am
Cindy is one Handsome man!
like it | November 26, 2007 at 11:28 am
she is beautiful and looks classy
mr sensitive | November 26, 2007 at 11:31 am
It’s so sad for women. The best they can do as they age is to avoid gaining weight and exercise all the time. And it’s always the same result – the gradual transition from hot curvy girl to hard muscled woMAN. Luckily for men – succe$$ful ones, at least – you can always dump Saggy MacMuscles and snag a new young hottie.
iggiflav | November 26, 2007 at 11:32 am
hmmm, safe to assume mr sensitive has a very small penis.
Superbad | November 26, 2007 at 11:33 am
41??? god damn!! there’s some good genes over there…
hey | November 26, 2007 at 11:34 am
LOVE HER!!!
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Nefarious Crotch Kicker | November 26, 2007 at 11:34 am
The fantasy of my youth is crumbling. Thanks fish, now I’m going to have to acknowledge the unavoidable fact that if I continue to live, I’m going to be old and disgusting in the blink of an eye. And then I’ll die.
tanya | November 26, 2007 at 11:35 am
She has a hairy mole above her lip.
Shallo Val | November 26, 2007 at 11:36 am
Oh, hell yeah. You go Cindy! No flies on her….
* Miss Universe | November 26, 2007 at 11:36 am
Her figure is great – and her face is youthful
but you can still see the skin is loose as the collagen decreases with age
iggev | November 26, 2007 at 11:36 am
dammit cindy. Now I’m mad.. *puts down coffee and looks for celery*..
ph7 | November 26, 2007 at 11:37 am
Cruelest four words:
hot…FOR HER AGE.
Shallo Val | November 26, 2007 at 11:38 am
13, I’m surprised to hear you say something like that. Hmmm, maybe I underestimated you.
showd J | November 26, 2007 at 11:38 am
hehe..she looks so cool in bikini. I saw some of these pics in a account on MeetRich.com. Is she there??
iggev | November 26, 2007 at 11:40 am
holy shit val!!! miss universe said something, uh, kinda, uh, negative!! Is it the spirit of xmas that brings out the worst in us all? Or is the end near? AHHH..
mr sensitive | November 26, 2007 at 11:41 am
#7 – no, my mom wears army boots. Maybe you could just give a link to boring unoriginal put-downs?
Jimbo | November 26, 2007 at 11:46 am
@19- what does that mean? Is your mom one of the Saggy MacMuscles that you speak of? Does she wear army boots BECAUSE of your small penis? None of that makes sense. Like you.
RENEE... | November 26, 2007 at 11:48 am
I always thought she was so over rated; still do. She looks like a fricken ape, for cripes sake. I mean I know man descended from the apes…but come on Cindy, evolve already (okay, okay, I’m kidding…I know she’s not THAT bad, but still waaay over rated in my book). Aside from the ape thing, her bikini is way too small on her. But I will say something nice…the girl obviously keeps in shape and works out; her stomach is tight & flat (after 2 kids!) and the rest of her is pretty fit too; espc for a 40 something.
PunkA | November 26, 2007 at 11:51 am
For 41 she looks awesome. Totally shag worthy. I mean, c’mon, 41!!! The bod ain’t what it used to be past 35, and she still has it going on. I dig older women who keep up their look. Does not happen enough.
mr sensitive | November 26, 2007 at 11:54 am
#20 – no, my mom isn’t Saggy MacMuscles. That term referred to an aging woman you don’t want to have sex with any more. Unlike you, I’ve never had sex with my mom.
1MILF Hunter | November 26, 2007 at 11:55 am
That is still A-1 grade A prime.
Jimbo | November 26, 2007 at 11:58 am
@23- ha! I do you realize that you just said I had sex with YOUR mom? fucking idiot.
babyglyniss | November 26, 2007 at 12:01 pm
quite hot.
mr sensitive | November 26, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Sorry, I didn’t realize I was talking to a 9 year old. I’ll be more careful next time.
Giggles | November 26, 2007 at 12:02 pm
You know……I don’t know why you call 41 (and I’m not) old and ancient, because it only makes you look young and stupid.
DA | November 26, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Doesn’t everyone have sex with their Mother? Mine was sucking my cock by the age of 12 and fucking her by the age of 14. Sex with Mother is the best sex I’ve ever had.
Jimbo | November 26, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Just to clear things up, I do have sex with my mom on a regular basis in addition to having sex with army boots wearing mr sensitive’s mom. I’m also a GMILF hunter.
mr sensitive | November 26, 2007 at 12:05 pm
yes. my mother is quite nice to have sex with. She’s a bit more experemental than yours.
yappy | November 26, 2007 at 12:06 pm
I never thought the bitch was hot to begin with. Fucking mole head
D. Richards | November 26, 2007 at 12:06 pm
#29. Nobody touches a man like his own mother. And vice-versa. It’s a fact.
Jimbo | November 26, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Hey FRIST – I got the smart and funny troll today. Where is yours?
@20 & 25 Those were good troll. You still must die..
PhotoTiki | November 26, 2007 at 12:09 pm
She’s a really hot grandmother.
iggev | November 26, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Jimbo troll on the loose!!!!..
and seriously, Cindy makes me MAD! Why must you make me go on a celery diet?..
LayDeeBug | November 26, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Her legs look a-maze-ing!
amma | November 26, 2007 at 12:13 pm
#29…were you dropped on your head or something? Uhm, cause the key {pay attention now}…the key to saying something funny is that it’s funny. See how that works? No? Oh well, carry on being a creepy freak then.
You know, I’ve always thought Cindy C was overrated. Or rather she has always been sold as “the girl next door.” And she was good at that but I’ve always found it boring. That being said she always had a certain cuteness. But she has so lost that now. I don’t know if it’s age related, plenty of chicks her age still have it. What happened? Maybe she’s had too much work done on her face? She looks positively mannish–and she never looked that way before.
As for the body, yes she looks like a super tall naturally thin chick who works out and got her breasts done. Not awful, not great, seen better.
But the face?! WTF!
DA | November 26, 2007 at 12:20 pm
#33,
So true, Mother has shown me many wonderful things.
squab | November 26, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Big arms. Big Legs.
Auntie Kryst | November 26, 2007 at 12:24 pm
@18 Yeah I caught that too! I couldn’t believe it. I was preparing my standard “Miss Universe you stupid…” Wait, nevermind.
iggev | November 26, 2007 at 12:28 pm
so, apparently, we can call a bunch of people mother fuckers here without being offensive. Good to know..
Dr. Phil | November 26, 2007 at 12:29 pm
“You know, I’ve always thought Cindy C was overrated. Or rather she has always been sold as “the girl next door.” And she was good at that but I’ve always found it boring. That being said she always had a certain cuteness.”
Some of the newer medications for schizophrenia can really clean up this type of garbled thought.
Jimbo | November 26, 2007 at 12:35 pm
@43 Do you have any of that medication Dr. Phil? I keep seeing myself make posts on here and I don’t remember typing them. I must be schizphrenic?
MILF hunter | November 26, 2007 at 12:36 pm
This is the bad part about boinking MILFs – even at their best, they’re kinda gross. The good part? Gratitude. Grateful chicks will do anything and everything. In a few more years even Cindy will be up for ATM.
MILF hunter | November 26, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Actually, I’m just angry that I had to participate in ATM when mom came over for thanksgiving. She just can’t get enough of my tiny, red bumped penis. She thinks it’s ribbed, for her pleasure, but it’s just that damn disease I got from the neighbors goat.
lmao | November 26, 2007 at 12:52 pm
lol@the psycho Cindy fan trolling anybody who says something critical! nice life
wannabesmartass | November 26, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Looks like she’s freezing cold.
squab | November 26, 2007 at 12:59 pm
47- you sure are laughing a lot.
amma | November 26, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Dr Phil you are so right, I made my point poorly. In essence Cindy was sold as wholesome/cute. She’s good at that. But I’m not into that. But she’s even lost that.
Still…I’ll take the meds!!!…;)