Cindy Crawford is still kind of hot
Cindy Crawford spent the holiday weekend in Maui with her family. For a 41-year-old woman, she looks pretty damn good. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I won’t make love to anything over the age of 25, but I’d probably make an exception for Cindy. Of course, she’d first have to tell me where she’s hidden the Fountain of Youth. You know, so I can dunk her in it a few times before the sexy stuff then smuggle the rest out in my canteen. I’m so dreamy.