Cindy Crawford in a bikini

Here’s Cindy Crawford in Saint-Tropez yesterday looking awesome as usual. She is seriously going to be the hottest broad in the nursing home down the road. And that’s when I’ll make my move. How can she resist my talks of shuffleboard and Viagra over the early bird at Cracker Barrel? She’ll be like bread pudding in my hands. Or tapioca.

Photos: Fame, Splash News