Cindy Crawford got her bikini on while vacationing in France with husband Rande Gerber. Also on board was George Clooney which is a brave act on her husband’s part. Nothing like inviting the handsomest man in the world on your yacht to ogle your superfine wife. This probably won’t end well.
CINDY: Chin me. Chin me, George! Chin me like you mean it-
RANDE: Cindy! Wake up! You’re talking in your sleep again.
CINDY: Huh, what? Oh, wow, this is embarrassing.
RANDE: I knew this was a bad idea. Why’d you invite him anyway?
CINDY: I didn’t invite him.
RANDE: Neither did I. Then, what in the….
VOICE FROM THE CLOSET: Touch her boob.
RANDE: Who is that?
VOICE FROM THE CLOSET: Do naked stuff.
RANDE: (Opens closet door.) For the love of God, Clooney. Get out of there!
CLOONEY: Touch her boob.
Based on a true story.
jj | August 4, 2008 at 12:20 pm
I thought Cindy was a lesbian??
ph7 | August 4, 2008 at 12:21 pm
She looks good – but age is making her boxy.
steve | August 4, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Old, saggy, fat.
Next.
Dave | August 4, 2008 at 12:21 pm
still hot for an old broad first
jj | August 4, 2008 at 12:21 pm
I thought Cindy was a lesbian??
veggi | August 4, 2008 at 12:22 pm
I hope she gets breast cancer.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | August 4, 2008 at 12:23 pm
The sad thing is that, when he said touch her boob, Clooney would have been talking to HER. In the closet indeed…
Vas Deferens | August 4, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Even though Cindy does not look as good as she used to, I would still destroy her ass with my cock. I would crush it like a champ!
Jackson'shole | August 4, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Eat that Britney! You’ll never look that good and she’s fifteen years older with two kids.
Andy | August 4, 2008 at 12:38 pm
If you’re stuck with an old bitch, she’s a good choice. But why get stuck with an old bitch?
OnlyGayEskimo | August 4, 2008 at 12:41 pm
First of all, veggi, you’re an ass. If you’re a man, and Im assuming you are from the above statement, may the universe inflict your gelatinous man boobs with the most hideous, disfiguring cancer known to the human race. Then you can happily spend the rest of your miserable, dickless life being treated like the leper you are.
That being said, Cindy is HOT for an old lady – and you all know you’d tap that if you had the chance. Hell, I’d tap that in the hopes that all the good aging might rub off on me and last until Im old. Work it, Cindy. It gives all of us young women hope for a future of gorgeousness.
Ass Man | August 4, 2008 at 12:54 pm
I personally prefer a little more booty, but she looks great. Not great for her age, great period.
havoc | August 4, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Not bad.
Not great. But not bad.
Maybe a spokesmodel for AARP?
.
jim | August 4, 2008 at 1:06 pm
NICE! My friend recommended me a very interesting place “”"”"”W e a l t h y L o v e s.co m”"”"”"” If you’ve ever been there you will know what I mean….
Deacon Jones | August 4, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Meh.
Look at that dude’s calf in the first pick, who is that, Bane?
Beth | August 4, 2008 at 1:11 pm
She’s weathered the loss of her erogenous zones quite well. She looks as good for her age (42) as Hugh Jackman does for his (39). Hahahahahaha – it’s not even fucking close!
Ted Mosby | August 4, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I’d hit that…wait for it…
six ways to Sunday.
Vdub BUGGIN | August 4, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Nice for “OLD”? Hell…she is still twice as hot as most of us guys in here could score!
Joe | August 4, 2008 at 1:18 pm
She’s strikingly not-awful looking. And to the people who write “at any age!” – yeah right. You can see the effects of aging very clearly. All she’s done is to not get fat and out of shape, like most older people do. But she’s obviously thicker and flatter than she used to be. Sorry, but girls peak at 17.
Harry Ballzack | August 4, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Oil Prices are going up again
Mongaloid_11427 | August 4, 2008 at 1:19 pm
She’s no Sophie Monk FOSHO.
Sapphire Eyes | August 4, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Cindy looks great and her age doesn’t matter. 42 isn’t old unless you’re some sort of weirdo stuck with an adolescent fantasy and believes that life ends at 30.
The majority of comments on this site seem either racist, sexist or agist. Grow up already.
Oh, and Veggi, having lost — and watched — three aunts to breast cancer, two uncles to lymphoma/leukemia and both my parents to lung cancer,
Enjoy the carton cigarettes I’m sending your way. Wishing cancer on anyone is a purely evil thought, from a purely evil place in your psyche. Cancer is a horrible way to die. You stupid fuck.
Dorito Man | August 4, 2008 at 1:20 pm
I’d so hit that.
havoc | August 4, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Oh, I’d hit it too. But after she had her prune danish.
Make that mother whistle….
.
lara | August 4, 2008 at 1:26 pm
FUCK OFF VEGGI…DRINK AND DRIVE PLEEEASE
Bigheadmike | August 4, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Hot mama.
Jimbo | August 4, 2008 at 1:29 pm
#22 – more like “Browneye”. Take your overly serious nagging MOMMY DEAREST attitude and shove it up your ass. Haven’t you noticed yet that God is sending his plague to wipe out your family because you’re such a fucking judgmental asshole? “The majority of comments on this site seem either racist, sexist or agist. Grow up already.” Cancer is too good for you. I’m hoping for rape (broomstick)-murder.
Denver Sanford | August 4, 2008 at 1:45 pm
By the way, George Clooney was on the yacht because it was his yacht. Details, my man! Pay attention to the details!
If I had a yacht, I’d want Cindy Crowford and her husband to “Do naked stuff” while I his in the closet too
Mercutio | August 4, 2008 at 1:54 pm
“3. steve – August 4, 2008 12:21 PM wrote:
Old, saggy, fat.
Next.”
* * * * * * * *
What a fuckin’ jerk you are. Seriously…go beat off to photos of Hayden Panetierre and Ali Lohan because obviously those kind of girls wander in and out of your life every five minutes. Or you’re a paedo who doesn’t really know what a woman’s body looks like.
Cindy looks luxuriously toned and I would have no hesitation in spending a hot evening with her…class is permanent my friend, or are you still watching The Hills to try and catch some gymslip action?
Shame some men don’t know what a woman is meant to look like.
P.S. “Veggi” is just sore because I owned his ass on the thread about Christina Applegate and her terrible news.
Veggi, get a fucking life you sad douche. You don’t have any idea what you’re talking about and you’re just aimlessly hoping to shock.
can you say HIV+ | August 4, 2008 at 1:58 pm
“Cindy looks luxuriously toned and I would have no hesitation in spending a hot evening with her”
lmao, sorry swishy, Cindy’s only into heteros
Rich | August 4, 2008 at 2:04 pm
For 41, she looks a lot better than most women at 21. Are you trying to give me a stroke, printing that pivc of her bending over?
Rich | August 4, 2008 at 2:05 pm
And thats after having her ‘gerber’ baby
Sheva | August 4, 2008 at 2:08 pm
From first and second hand experience I know she can really be a pain in the ass. But I have to give credit where due and she looks good and is clearly taking care of herself.
Something a lot of American women, both married and not should take a cue.
Sure complain about fat married guys but take it up with them.
I’m digging this chick. And she has her act together. Wish more American women would do the same.
kate | August 4, 2008 at 2:26 pm
She looks sexy and cute with that sunglasses. I saw her on millionaire personals site “”"”"”"”"W e a l t h y L o v e s.co m”"”"”"”"”" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Sell Porn Make Money | August 4, 2008 at 2:27 pm
not quite the cover model she used to be, but she can get some rug time at my place.
sixpack | August 4, 2008 at 2:40 pm
pic # 10 is glorious!
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | August 4, 2008 at 2:42 pm
#22 – Your family might want to exercise, put down the Pall Malls, and invest in more produce. Just a thought.
Dr. Phil | August 4, 2008 at 2:50 pm
…and maybe move away from that nuclear power plant across the street.
---------------------VERY RELEVANT COMMENT-------------------------- | August 4, 2008 at 3:23 pm
VOICE FROM THE CLOSET: Touch her boob.
RANDE: Who is that?
VOICE FROM THE CLOSET: Do naked stuff.
RANDE: (Opens closet door.) For the love of God, Clooney. Get out of there!
CLOONEY: Touch her boob.
I WATCH
THE FAMILY GUY TOO,
SO WHAT, YA WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?!?
sammy | August 4, 2008 at 3:42 pm
is it just me or does pic 10 look like someone shot some jizz on her butt?
Realist | August 4, 2008 at 3:44 pm
These comments are all useless. This is what it boils down to: Cindy has a very nice body. For any age. She doesn’t have a GREAT body for any age. She has a great body for a women in her 40s. She doesn’t look like a 22 year old Cindy Crawford. She doesn’t look like a 22 year old with an amazing body. So what? 42 ain’t 22. She’s doing pretty well for herself. And you all would hit it.
sammy | August 4, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Oh God, I just spanked it to pic 10 and got some on the keyboard.
Cindy come and sit on my face you hot thang!!
Fugedaboutit | August 4, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Flat-FLAT ass, no boobs, and a candidate for Miss Butterface 2008.
This is NOT Cindy Crawford. Can’t be, I don’t believe it.
Maybe her sister???
bigcups | August 4, 2008 at 3:57 pm
clooney handsome??? I think you mean poo eater dont you?
britney_blogs | August 4, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Old? saggy? flat ass? not bad? butterface? fat? boxy? are you people serious? she looks great!
typical superficial loser | August 4, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Even in her better days she was too ugly for me. I am an Adonis.
typical superficial loser | August 4, 2008 at 4:28 pm
I read these comments and I’m in TEARS. You bastards. If you’re like that to her, how harsh would you be to me?
Defend. I must defend.
…whoops. Did I just say all that out loud?
keep it moist | August 4, 2008 at 7:12 pm
WOMEN START MOISTURIZING YOUR KNEES ASAP. She lookss great for her age, always found her mannish in the face and bod (except for the boobs) but those knees eremind you that she’s as old as some of your mothers.
Ron | August 4, 2008 at 7:27 pm
The only chicks who “look great” at her age are the ones who were fat and/or ugly when they were younger. But for Cindy and any other good-looking girl, looking good at 42 means not looking bad (saggy/lumpy/veiny/stretch-marked). Nobody who fucked you at 22 wants to fuck you at 42. Sorry, ladies, it’s the truth, even though few guys would ever say it to your face.
Sapphire Eyes | August 4, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Jimbo and Eliot Spitz on himself: You two should get a room. You stupid morons seem like a perfect couple.
FYI — No one in my family smokes anymore. My brother, sister and neices have all qualified for the Boston Marathon. I do yoga and Pilates EVERY DAY as well as boxing three times a week. Lung cancer claimed my mother’s life 13 years after she quit smoking. There is a proven genetic link in families with “cancer clusters” and no, we don’t live next door to a power plant (stupidest thing I’ve ever read, and that’s saying something about this site.)
So go fuck each other, you stupid wankers. Americans ARE stupid. I;ll bet you woted for that retard Bush, not once, but twice.