Here’s a fun little game called “Guess The Son,” because apparently one of Cindy Crawford’s daughters is actually a boy. Can you figure out which? Me neither, but according to sources it’s the blonde kid. I can tell in the future this kid is going to get a lot of heat for looking so manly. I bet he’s already shaving. Maybe twice a day.
NOTE: Cindy Crawford’s son should get together with Celine Dion’s son. I bet they’d find out they have a lot in common. They could trade shampooing tips or something.
Texas Tranny | August 16, 2007 at 11:46 am
That’s my boy.
D Train | August 16, 2007 at 11:46 am
frist?
Jack | August 16, 2007 at 11:46 am
first
LayDeeBug | August 16, 2007 at 11:47 am
All I can say is …..
AWWWWWWW!!!!
Gorgeous Hanson-type kid. Needs a haircut.
(What’s up TT?!)
mywellrehearsedmistake | August 16, 2007 at 11:48 am
the one on the left?… no, the one on the right?… I’m confused.
blonde or brunette the age ol’ question.
Chauncey Gardner | August 16, 2007 at 11:49 am
They both popped out of that growth on her face, right?
lambman | August 16, 2007 at 11:49 am
Yeah, they both look pretty androgenous, like somebody dressed two girls up as “sk8erbois”
But whatever, I mean when you’re mom is Cindy Crawford and your dad is the guy awesome and rich enough to marry Cindy you’re in pretty good shape.
Texas Tranny | August 16, 2007 at 11:50 am
Hey there LayDeeBug…………I’m still blushing from your comments about my picture.
wedgeone | August 16, 2007 at 11:51 am
Wow, he’s insanely hot! I wonder if there any nudie pics floating around the internet…?
Madea | August 16, 2007 at 11:51 am
Can’t tell. Maybe she is babysitting for Celine Dion, and they are both boys.
Shay | August 16, 2007 at 11:51 am
Wow, when I looked at the first picture, I guessed it was the brown-haired one. If it wasn’t for their outfits, I wouldn’t be able to tell.
wedgeone | August 16, 2007 at 11:51 am
Bet that Cindy’s kids hang out with Celine Dion’s kid. They call themselves “the Hermaphrodite posse”.
veggi | August 16, 2007 at 11:52 am
fucking booooooooooooooooooring.
justplainconfused | August 16, 2007 at 11:52 am
Damn, this woman must have genes of steel. They both look just like her. Good for the girl. Probably, not so good for the boy, especially if he ever ends up in jail. Are we sure there was actually a father? I’m thinking we’re looking at the first and second human clones. Hell, the boy (?????) even has here mole.
intransfer | August 16, 2007 at 11:52 am
How sad for the girl that her brother is prettier
Madea | August 16, 2007 at 11:52 am
Last picture, the brunette is wearing a skirt. She is the girl
Texas Tranny | August 16, 2007 at 11:53 am
Hey Veggi; fucking is boring?……..Your doing it wrong.
Grace | August 16, 2007 at 11:53 am
her kids are actually very attractive, and i mean that in the most non-pedophile way possible. PLUS! i’m not going to be a bitch about some little kids either.
gotbreastmilk? | August 16, 2007 at 11:54 am
let me guess, the one NOT wearing a dress?
even the girl doesn’t really look like a girl, she could pass for a dude.
poor things.
Some Things | August 16, 2007 at 11:54 am
1) how the hell did he inherit her mole? on the opposite side, granted, but that’s just freaky.
2) i always knew Cindy secretly hated guys. this is the proof.
3) lots of celebrity kids get into drugs and end up spending at least a few days in jail. he’ll be VERY popular. he’ll be released early for good behavior – and with a size 12 poopshoot.
wedgeone | August 16, 2007 at 11:54 am
OK – Fish stole my idea. My telekinetic powers are spreading even over the Internet. wow.
Also, go wrap your lips around a giraffe penis, schack. Talking about child porn is a terrible thing, especially when you try & troll it under someone else’s name. If I had a flame thrower, I’d use it on you until all your bones were nothing but ashes.
Duchess of Dork | August 16, 2007 at 11:56 am
Long hair is hot on older men. On kids..? Yeah.. he should cut it for now.
Bite Me! | August 16, 2007 at 11:56 am
No girl has ever gotten me this hard.
mywellrehearsedmistake | August 16, 2007 at 11:57 am
18. Why not? that’s what we do here. Give us a tone – we’ll try to lower it!
Bite Me! | August 16, 2007 at 11:58 am
@23 Good Morning troll. How are you this morning?
Texas Tranny | August 16, 2007 at 11:59 am
I’d love to dress him up all pretty in girlie clothes and suck his sweet hair-less cock.
Buffalo Bill | August 16, 2007 at 12:00 pm
When he grows up he’ll be dancing in front of a mirror with it tucked back, listening to “Goodbye Horses.”
It puts the lotion on its skin…
swan | August 16, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Both of those kids are very cute and are fuckin lucky as hell.
eh. | August 16, 2007 at 12:02 pm
He kind of reminds me of Legolas.
veggi | August 16, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Seriously Texas Tranny, inbreds like you should be gutted.
Texas Tranny | August 16, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Fucking troll.
Glennie | August 16, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Wow, the blonde needs to cut his hair, if his clothes weren’t so boyish, id think he was a girl
Katherine Martin | August 16, 2007 at 12:05 pm
27 – Fucking Brilliant. You’re the hero of the day today.
Now where’s that poodle….
YouRang | August 16, 2007 at 12:06 pm
To steal a line from Phil Hartman “sometimes a little girl is born with a penis and testicles.”
skin popper | August 16, 2007 at 12:06 pm
You never know, “he” might rebel against mom at some point and become masculine and not obsessed with appearance (unlike mom). Of course, he’ll never be mega-masculine, like, say, Amy Winehouse.
Jimbo | August 16, 2007 at 12:06 pm
i dont know about you guys, but i’d definitely hit it. Then i’d bust all over Veggi’s neck and face. Cindy Crawford… superbowl pepsi commercial.. those were the days.
if any of you thought i was talking about her he-she son/daughter… you guys are sick.
yolatengo | August 16, 2007 at 12:07 pm
god this fucking kids hit the lotto…rich, beautiful and cool parents.
here I sit in my cube ready to kill myself from boredom at my 30k job….shakes fist at the god
Kait | August 16, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Freaky that both kids have carefully plucked eyebrows.
veggi | August 16, 2007 at 12:10 pm
If I met a guy who looked exactly like that kid, I might be able to make an exception and tolerate a brief encounter with his dirty widdler. But only if we could do each other’s hair afterwards.
veggi | August 16, 2007 at 12:10 pm
36- wow. That’s not getting old at all! It’s just as funny as the 34th time you said it. You my dear, are BRILLIANT! As brilliant as that time you caught the hiv when you stuck that needle in yer dick.
Jimbo | August 16, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Ooohhhh Veggi, so when are we going to cyber again? Last time was uber titilating….
veggi | August 16, 2007 at 12:14 pm
#39- Ah hahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Oh, and FUCK YOU. GO MAKE ME A SAMMICH.
Screaming Viking | August 16, 2007 at 12:14 pm
He will make a hot tranny when he …er…she is 18
doh | August 16, 2007 at 12:16 pm
This is all Cindy. The dad’s a pretty normal looking & dressing dude. I’m so happy Cindy got those 2 dolls to play with, she’s been asking Santa for them since she was 5!
Connie | August 16, 2007 at 12:16 pm
He looks like Heidi Montag from The Hills. Her son looks more girly than her daughter.
wedgeone | August 16, 2007 at 12:18 pm
I just bought candy, duct tape, and a windowless van. Where does this kid live, exactly?
rccp | August 16, 2007 at 12:18 pm
#37. I beat you, I’m sitting in my cube making 29k. (flips off boss behind the cube wall)
Bryan | August 16, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Has anyone else noticed the massive ears on her daughter?
I’d tell co-workers nearby about it, but I’m afraid she’d hear.
And I don’t wanna make little girls cry.
Especially the ones with freakishly over sized ears.
Texas Tranny | August 16, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Reminds me of my childhood. Cindy should go easy on him when she catches him playing dress-up in her bra and panties.
Goodman | August 16, 2007 at 12:20 pm
how the fuck does that happen