Cindy Crawford got wasted at George Clooney’s house in London last night where he was throwing a charity event for the victims of Darfur. And you know what will totally make those fuckers feel better? Cindy Crawford knocking back Jell-O shots in a see-through top. Whoo! Charity! GET SOME!
NOTE: Seriously, are George Clooney and Brad Pitt having some sort competition to see who can look more like a child molestor? It’s either that, or they wake-up one morning and suddenly realized “Shit, you know who’s sexy? Dennis Farina.”