Here’s Cindy Crawford posing nude for the April issue of Allure magazine. Did anyone else’s desk just splinter in half or was that just mine? Guess they don’t make steel like they used to…
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version, but there’s a pretty good chance you’re getting laid off anyway, so go nuts.
Photo: Allure
























*AGATHA* | March 23, 2009 at 5:47 pm
YUK!
*AGATHA* | March 23, 2009 at 5:47 pm
YUK!
dude | March 23, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Y’know, I don’t get the opportunity to say this enough: I am in love.
Reido | March 23, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Can’t see anything but old tummy. Moving on…
Shitpants O'Shitter | March 23, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Ho hum.
feckless | March 23, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Vadge will be stealing this idea next. Just a warning.
Richard McBeef | March 23, 2009 at 6:03 pm
What happened to her face and where is the beaver? No seriously, where the fuck did her pussy go?
1984 | March 23, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Picture is not sharp enough. Could be airbrushed.
john holmes | March 23, 2009 at 6:13 pm
funny…. that’s how she usually looks when I’m finished with her….
Dya | March 23, 2009 at 6:15 pm
She’s so fucking good looking! I don’t care what anyone says.. she’s HOT for 43!
Sportsdvl | March 23, 2009 at 6:17 pm
One smoking hot MILF!
redsonja1313 | March 23, 2009 at 6:19 pm
OK…………….. AGAIN I ASK ………………….. WHAT IS NSFW about this photo…. the cream covers everything of importance !!
Beaver O' Snatch | March 23, 2009 at 6:19 pm
I’d rather see Meryl Streep like this.
NxIxCxKxMxAxNx | March 23, 2009 at 6:31 pm
so that’s her skin care regiment…
Randal | March 23, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Cindy Crawford is HOT and continues to be. This is a woman who has matured into a woman that all other women dream about. Revlon doesn’t know what they’re missing!
Randal
Aja | March 23, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Screams of desperation.
” Look at me, I’m old but I’m still hot and relevant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ‘
Yawn
azzman | March 23, 2009 at 6:41 pm
HOT ASS LADY!!
Spo | March 23, 2009 at 6:54 pm
why does her vajiji look like the sponge I use to wash my car?
Tom K | March 23, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Damn all those kids later and at 40 and she’s still hotter then some 20 something models that out there. Who says white women age badly? Not this one!
FRIST!!! | March 23, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Just another reminder I need to wash my damn car..
Walter | March 23, 2009 at 7:05 pm
I thought that she said that she wasn’t going to do any more nudity. Not that I’m complaining.
Tapeworm | March 23, 2009 at 7:08 pm
It’s funny how instead of placing a big dollop of lather over her nether region, it looks like they explicitly wiped it away.
What makes the whole thing not work is that her face is made-up like a damn Geisha doll, inconsistent w/ rest of photo.
toresen | March 23, 2009 at 7:19 pm
soapy tit wank
legal disclaimer | March 23, 2009 at 7:22 pm
too old for me! ..but not bad for 43 I must say though!
Hawkeye | March 23, 2009 at 7:35 pm
My vasectomy reversal worked.
kels | March 23, 2009 at 7:41 pm
#19 -You’re right..this one didn’t age bad b/c she’s a brunette with brown eyes and doens’t have that pasty pale skin. Plus, she’s a big fan of sunscreen and taking care of her skin…pay attn white women!
kels | March 23, 2009 at 7:41 pm
#19 -You’re right..this one didn’t age bad b/c she’s a brunette with brown eyes and doens’t have that pasty pale skin. Plus, she’s a big fan of sunscreen and taking care of her skin…pay attn white women!
Fati | March 23, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Does domeone really consider this nude? I don’t see squad.
1moreidiotintheworld | March 23, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Pretty damn hot for a lady in her 40′s!!!
Meh | March 23, 2009 at 7:50 pm
The old ‘arms above the head’ trick to keep tits from sagging.
Parker | March 23, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Ever since that coke commercial I’ve dreamt of planting my bone in her back yard. Today, if the money was right, I would do the same.
------------------ | March 23, 2009 at 8:06 pm
hot for 43? how about just HOT. she easily looks like she is in her 20′s, and is way hotter than women half her age! she looks fucking amazing! her tits are bigger and better than ever!!! they are fucking perfect. her face looks insanely hot, as well.
assface | March 23, 2009 at 8:28 pm
yeah, suck on that janice dickinson
R2-D2 | March 23, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Blope! When!? Walking shitbag!?
sexyrich | March 23, 2009 at 8:38 pm
She is one of my favorite celebrities, well, do you know she created a blog at ” C e l e b m i n g l e. C0M” too? It is very hot and she has a lot of devoted fans. It is a site for succe ssful sin gle s and admireres,
LT | March 23, 2009 at 8:39 pm
#19 – how the HELL does naked Cindy Crawford become an excuse to slag off white people? And #27 as well. You’re both pathetic.
wet newspaper | March 23, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Hot body and everything… but WTF! How trashy! What a broad!
R2-D2 | March 23, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Answer me straight walking shit bag! When!? Bleep!
daffy | March 23, 2009 at 9:05 pm
This is the same woman who doesn’t let her daughter watch “Hannah Montana” because her kids emulates Cyrus bad attitude. But its fine for Mummy to stand naked with fake gizz all over her
After her daughter see this pictorial it’ll be Disney Channel 24/7 with a big dose of “hey Mum its either this or ‘Hoes next door’… which is worse for me Mum… Mum?
Shitpants O'Shitter | March 23, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Black women may supposedly not age badly but I’ll still pass. I’m not really fond of gorilla lips and noses as wide as Kim K’s ass. Oh, and an ass as wide as Kim K’s.
Brink | March 23, 2009 at 9:20 pm
I would hit that until her gine put up a white flag and called mercy!
the writers on this site suck | March 23, 2009 at 9:27 pm
why put stars on it when it’s already censored by all the foam. who ever the not funny person on the site is should stop writing posts.
R2-D2 | March 23, 2009 at 9:29 pm
WHEN!!??
R2-D2 | March 23, 2009 at 9:30 pm
WHEN!!??
R2-D2 | March 23, 2009 at 9:31 pm
WHEN!!??
Ohcindy | March 23, 2009 at 9:31 pm
I’m so sure!
More like “this is what photoshopping looks like”
R2-D2 | March 23, 2009 at 9:32 pm
WHEN!!??
R2-D2 | March 23, 2009 at 9:33 pm
WHEN!!??
R2-D2 | March 23, 2009 at 9:34 pm
WHEN!!??
R2-D2 | March 23, 2009 at 9:35 pm
WHEN!!??