Cindy Crawford & Elisabetta Canalis in bikinis

George Clooney and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis spent the holiday weekend in Mexico with Cindy Crawford and her husband Randy Gerber, and surprisingly none of these pics include Clooney instructing a submissive Cindy to throw her wedding ring into the ocean before slathering a naked Elisabetta in organic guacamole. Personally, I don’t even think George Clooney likes women anymore because there’s really no other explanation here. Did he lose his voice and there wasn’t a pad of paper handy? I’m confused.