Cindy Crawford attended the opening of the Hard Rock Hotel’s nightclub in San Diego. Will she ever stop looking awesome? Scientists in the future will probably dig up her body and start frantically searching for a miracle cure to reverse death. Sadly, a few days later they’ll discover Tara Reid’s corpse, immediately abandon their research and vow never to dig up another body again. Why do they keep doing that anyway? Is it boring in the future? Have strip clubs been outlawed? I could really use these answers before I freeze myself in my homemade cryo-chamber. Which is actually a bathtub filled with ice and, okay, beer. I hope my roommate wasn’t planning on taking a shower – for the next hundred years! Ha ha, just kidding. He totally won’t. That swampy bastard hates baths.
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WASONsmith | December 4, 2007 at 12:11 am
Wow, i have recalled that i have seen her photo on a Muslim matrimonial site http://www.muslimonly.com/i/registration, it is so strange! But it is true!! really a lovely chick
JMD580 | December 4, 2007 at 12:12 am
FIRST!!!!!!!!
JMD580 | December 4, 2007 at 12:12 am
FIRST!!!!!!!!
JMD580 | December 4, 2007 at 12:12 am
FIRST!!!!!!!!
bob | December 4, 2007 at 12:13 am
Cindy defies the laws of aging. She looks better in her 40′s than most women do in their 20′s.
JMD580 | December 4, 2007 at 12:13 am
Well chit! Maybe next time!!!
anon | December 4, 2007 at 12:23 am
wow i would bang her any day of the week
UFC Fan | December 4, 2007 at 12:30 am
She will always be doable !!
Ted from LA | December 4, 2007 at 12:35 am
#2, #3, #4,
You’re #1. Technically, that unofficial #1 is a cocksucker. That is the medical term for him. #1, I saw the same muslim pictures at FuckyouWasonsmith.com.
cookie monsta hates spam fuckers | December 4, 2007 at 12:44 am
mmmm milfy ……………..
Ript1&0 | December 4, 2007 at 12:44 am
Ok, I get it.
You hate me. What other reason could there be for these things?
MindRiot | December 4, 2007 at 12:48 am
Gorgeous. Nice to see someone age gracefully and with dignity – all while still looking hot.
Ron | December 4, 2007 at 1:29 am
She’s a celebrity what do you expect? Not that shocking, shes got a whole team of 200 people trying to make her look pretty. I bet she looks disgusting when she wakes up in the morning
digglesworth | December 4, 2007 at 1:43 am
i’d pee in her butt
SaraDevil | December 4, 2007 at 3:20 am
Well she do me when I’m 90. That’s the real question. She continues to full the masturbatory fantasies of the next generation. Good on her.
Mr Hammer | December 4, 2007 at 3:59 am
She is hot for her age.
She is 92,right?
woodhorse | December 4, 2007 at 4:12 am
lol. new word “muslimony”. It is hard to list all the hideous things that word conjures up.
Petite | December 4, 2007 at 6:34 am
Muslims aren’t allowed to date- unless it’s their own donkey.
yoyoyoyyo | December 4, 2007 at 7:00 am
Not really… check out the photos on the dailymail about her nasty stretchmarks..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=499338&in_page_id=1773
boboank | December 4, 2007 at 7:39 am
she is beautiful. I just found her new album on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named “SearchingMillionaire.com”.
yukadoozer | December 4, 2007 at 9:36 am
These Cindy posts are l.a.m.e.
RichPort | December 4, 2007 at 9:49 am
She looks like a fucking prude. It would probably take an act of God to get her wet. She could probably jump into the fucking ocean and have the water part around her. That’s how dry this dead fish of a lay would likely be. She’d probably make you take her out on 20 fucking dates before she gave you a tap kiss as a reward. Fucking her would be like sticking your dick between the cushions of an old dusty couch. Fuck you Cindy Assless Crawford. Fuck you and everytime you say “eeeewwwww” when asked to suck a dick.
pointandlaugh | December 4, 2007 at 9:51 am
#5 agreed.
SHE LOOKS FUCKING AMAZING. WOW.
shallow val | December 4, 2007 at 11:14 am
dress is awful
veggi | December 4, 2007 at 11:37 am
She looks mantastic for her age.
Fine James | December 4, 2007 at 12:59 pm
What I’m wondering is where does she get that tight hugging girdle?
a doe | December 4, 2007 at 2:41 pm
#22..doth protest do much I think you’re just enhat you’ll never get her
RichPort | December 4, 2007 at 3:14 pm
#27 – English! English mothafucka! What? Are you related to Jackie Chan? Maaaaaan, don’t nobody understand the words comin’ out yo mouf!
No Cindy Crawford is a past tense has been. I’d like to give her my patented cooter kick.
kyley | December 4, 2007 at 3:28 pm
# 22 what is your problem???? although I laughed my butt off reading your post. I don’t think she is a louse lay though
kyley | December 4, 2007 at 3:29 pm
# 22 what is your problem???? although I laughed my butt off reading your post. I don’t think she is a louse lay though
RichPort | December 4, 2007 at 4:24 pm
#29 or 30 (fucking decide) – No issue at all, I just think Cindy Assless Crawford peaked at 18. And these pretty prudes are a dime a dozen. If (and I stress IF) she’s a 9, I’ll take a 7, get my joint polished nicely, some anal, and a chance at her friend. And I won’t have to here her go “MMPPHH MMMPPHH” withan angry face, when she wakes up with my cock in her mouth. Her husband regrets not marrying her assistant, I’m sure of it.
Captain Sloppy | December 4, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Ah, but look at her neck. Although she attempts to disguise it with her glued-on extensions, her neck is wrinkly and matronly.
CelebrityFanChat Raph | December 4, 2007 at 6:35 pm
She is pretty.
kyley | December 4, 2007 at 7:02 pm
#31 RichPort, so who is a 10 and not a prude for you? can you name a few, I’m curious.
PostmortemG | December 4, 2007 at 7:18 pm
She still looks good…
julee | December 4, 2007 at 8:06 pm
sexy lady. check her hot video at http://www.interracialconnect.com . You will fall in love with her. really sexy with bikini
fugue state. | December 4, 2007 at 10:46 pm
#22 – Actually, old dusty couches are really good for keeping microwaved watermelons propped at the right angle.
E. | December 4, 2007 at 11:38 pm
They’re both genetic marvels. The kids are too.
KittyCat | December 5, 2007 at 12:16 am
She looks amazing!
jacknasty | December 5, 2007 at 12:16 am
suddenly I feel like I have my first bonner and need a diet pepsi!
AJ | December 5, 2007 at 12:20 am
She looks kinda pregnant – her stomach is sticking out. I think everyone thinks Cindy Crawford is hot primarily because it’s Cindy Crawford. Any other woman with her belly poking out like this would be crucified on this site.
Narcissist | December 5, 2007 at 2:11 pm
I don’t think that dress is really working.
shelly78945 | December 6, 2007 at 4:21 am
Cindy Crawford is really a beauty. she has a good figure and beautiful face.but do u know even this kind of girl even go to service site, someone saw she is on sugardaddyMeet.com, is she lonely?
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