I don’t know what’s happening to Cindy Crawford but I’m blaming it on global warming. She used to be a crazy hot supermodel but now she looks like she’s getting ready for a sex change. And it’s not like these are candid shots of her right after working out or doing construction or something. This is on a red carpet, where she knew she’d be photographed. She’s got no makeup on, her eyebrows are out of control, and her once famous beauty spot just looks like concentrated cancer now. The only other explanation I can think of is that she caught an ugly-disease from posing with homeless people. I guess we’ll be lucky if her damn eye doesn’t fall out.
shes\ looks fine. she could e a jew it could be worse. i hate dumbby jews
Is this the article that has had the most comments? A whopping 251!!!!
#250. Yeah, some of us are married with a kid. The last time I hit a club was when I went to a gay bar with my friend. Great music.
Stallion;
Next time I’m in Balt. show me a good time. I travel a lot, hate going out alone, and I am currently working 7 days a week, hence the constant posting.
Pagan; Yeah, Bisbee is the shit, I lived right behind the Copper Queen. Me and my buds used to load up on peyote and run through the tunnels (did you know the drainage system leads into the mine, runs under everybuilding in town, and, if you have the balls, will take you to Agua Prieta) I could go anywhere, without ever setting foot on the street. Good times. Almost got ran over by a tank at the Ft., back when civilians could still sneak onto the tank track. Oh, I lived in Dallas for a while too, loved it.
Oh, I’m in Columbia right now, be here for 3 or 4 more weeks
She’s clearly had plastic surgery on her nose and eyes. Sure, she’s still an attractive woman – but she’s not “Cindy Crawford” any more. Both Jennifer Grey and Lindsay Lohan have also surgically removed the characteristics that made them special and interesting.
Here’s some pre-surgery close-ups of Cindy:
http://www.kmmod.com/ccrawford/closeup/closeup1.htm
@250 Dolce & Gabbana of course, wow my head hurts……
TrannyGranny: I’m assuming by Columbia you mean Maryland. No problem if thats the case, let me know when…..
Stallion;
No, damn the luck, I’m in Missouri right now…although it is a college town and there is some sweet ass parading around. I will be on the east coast as soon as hurricane season hits though. And then, my friend, it is ON!!
It is a strange day when Britney Spears is looking better than Cindy Crawford. Check out the pics from her recent photoshoot:
http://celebreligion.com
Eyes are the windows to the soul. In Cindy’s eyes you can see the realization that her life, sadly, will never be as it once was. Her boobs will never be as bouncy, her skin will never be as soft, her ass will never be as perky, her photos will never be as glamorous, her movies will never be as successful…..wait…
i fucking hate scalpers.
Omg I can only hope I look that good at her age. Geez it’s a win loose situation. You either spends thousands of dollars on artificial treatments, or do nothing and grow old gracefully. Either way theres idiots bitching about it.. I think she’s beautiful, lets get some real butt ugly stories eh? Sinking to the bottom of the fish bowl this week :)
“theres a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot”
Tranny – my husband used to cruise through the old mining caves; expecially the ones with the warning signs…once a Marine, always a Marine.
I didnt know the mines were that extensive, but it makes sense.
Stallion – Dolce & Gabbana NIEEEEEECCCC
Did you get to go back out? I will live vicariously through you – we dont get out much anymore.
Did get out after the required grip and grin Christmas Party. I am 41 and my girlfriends and I hit a club. I had a 21 year old that was all over me telling me how hot I was. Great thing was is he was gorgeous and NOT drunk!! Good to know I still got it! LOL
Ladies, stay in shape and keep sunscreen on. 90% of skin damage is due to that. I can pass for a woman 10 years younger. It so rocks when I am zinging around in my sports car and some gorgeous guy next to me tries to get my attention.
I loved the attention, but the only man that I will take up on any proposition is the one I share last names with. Got what I want right at home.
He looks alot like BigJim’s picture, but he is a bit bigger. YUM!
Oh come on. When you can be her age, wear that hideous outfit, apply your makeup THAT carelessly and still look as hot as she does in these pictures… well, no wonder people are struggling to find amusing comments.
PapaHotNuts — LOL. You crack me up!
PapaHotNuts…especially #33. Tee hee hee.
@ 38.
I didn’t quite get the conection in your comment. Mexicans = diapers and working?
Diapers? Am i missing a cultural hint?
But aren’t they supposed to work their arses off, and do what americans do not?
stallion you got too much time on your hands…if you were some 5 yr old kid whos too afraid to stand up to people so does it over web to seem tough, i wouldnt be suprised..mehh aint workin buddy. stfu. plz and thank you =D
stallion you got too much time on your hands…if you were some 5 yr old kid whose too afraid to stand up to people so does it over web to seem tough, i wouldnt be suprised..mehh aint workin buddy. stfu. plz and thank you =D
lmao had some technical difficulties, ignore on of them.
Hmm she looks fine but the lighting in those pictures is really freaky. What do they have a 1,000 watt lamp pointed right at her face? The glare from her forehead is blinding.
she makes all of your girlfriend’s and wives look like shaved gorilla’s or Star Jones (same thing).
She is beautiful and sexy. If you have a penis and you are not attracted to her your probably retarded or gay
I’d hit it.