I don’t know what’s happening to Cindy Crawford but I’m blaming it on global warming. She used to be a crazy hot supermodel but now she looks like she’s getting ready for a sex change. And it’s not like these are candid shots of her right after working out or doing construction or something. This is on a red carpet, where she knew she’d be photographed. She’s got no makeup on, her eyebrows are out of control, and her once famous beauty spot just looks like concentrated cancer now. The only other explanation I can think of is that she caught an ugly-disease from posing with homeless people. I guess we’ll be lucky if her damn eye doesn’t fall out.
Cindy Crawford at Roberto Cavalli Vodka launch
May 12th, 2006 // 273 Comments