Ciara tears pants at Good Morning America concert

ciara_gma.jpgI don’t really know who Ciara is and I don’t really know what she does, but something embarrassing happens to her every few months or so and she gets herself talked about in all the gossip circles. The last time was when everybody thought she was a hermaphrodite, and now it’s because she ripped her pants at the Good Morning America concert and flashed her hairy crotch. Unfortunately, the rip was enough to show some pubes, but not enough to determine if there was a little penis tucked in there, leaving the hermaphrodite question up in the air. At any rate, I predict the next time I mention Ciara will be when she accidentally gets her head stuck in a toilet and shoots explosive diarrhea all over the Queen of England.