Chyna Doll cries like a little baby

February 9th, 2007 // 66 Comments
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Joanie Laurer (aka Chyna Doll who used to be Chyna on the WWF) broke down in tears last night on “Larry King Live” as she talked about her “friend” Anna Nicole Smith who she met while filming her last film Illegal Aliens. And to make things even weirder, a spokesperson for Trimspa kept interrupting her saying Anna Nicole told her that Chyna was “a stalker” and not her friend. And I know it’s usually not cool to make fun of somebody while they’re grieving, but I’m pretty sure an exception can be made for stalkers. Christ, can you imagine looking out your window and seeing this thing hiding in the bushes? No wonder Anna Nicole was taking sedatives. If I saw this face every time I looked over my shoulder I’d probably start drinking horse tranquilizers by the bucket.

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  1. Gwen

    Oh, man, is Joanie Laurer a heartbreaking story. To hear that she’s grieving in that manner is really no great surprise. Poor creature…but I really can’t see how she’d have the emotional stamina to effectively “stalk” anyone, even Anna Nicole Smith.

    And to be honest, it was unprofessional for the TrimSpa spokesperson to go after her the way she did. Really, I’d expect something a little more polished from a “spokesperson.”

  2. cm

    Chyna came off slurring and making hardly any sense at all on Larry King. If I were her, I’d be very embarrassed. How does a train wreck like this get acting gigs? Yikes, their standards must be pretty low these days.

  3. oh, you sly boots.

    I bet Chyna was the one hooking up Anna with all those drugs to begin with. Look at her!
    Jeeze Louise.

  4. RachelSunshine

    Ugh WTF happened to her…she needs to sneeze or something. Disgusting. I’ll take the bag off her hands though, I think it’d look way better on me.

  5. Lobo

    Does she still love Chachi?
    Just wondering.

  6. WiseMan

    Is that a man or a woman??? Or is it a rhino or a hippo??

  7. renee

    wow….and this is after she got her jaw shaved down to make her look more feminin, she needs to get a refund, no wonder she was the only female to wrestle the guys.

  8. FecalPellets

    WHOA!! FUCK

    That is a horrid way to wake up on a Saturday morning…

  9. iPwn2Hard

    None of this surprises me for whatever reason.

  10. Roughdaddy1

    geez, she got plumped, and should not be weeping in public…

  11. Dick Cheney's gay daughter

    I’d lick her pussy. Or suck her cock. Depends on what I found.

  12. Elvira69

    I’d really like to know “HOW THE HELL DID THAT THING GET ON THE LK SHOW IN THE 1st PLACE, WERE THEY THAT HARD UP IN FINDING SOMEONE WHO WAS ONE OF ANNA’S TRUE FRIENDS”
    I mean who screens these people before they appear on the show. I mean how the hell would that nutcase even know when LK would be doing the show on Anna. Who is the moron who contacted her & invited her to be a guest? The fact that they would have this blantanly obvious wack job appear on the show claiming to be one of Anna’s good friends & claiming that she knew what Anna was feeling( I’m glad that the trimspa spokesperson was there to expose this fake ass attention starved stalker for what she/he/it is) really makes me question all the other shows that LK has done when someone famous dies & he has people on his show claiming to be the persons bestfriend & how much they loved them.
    It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if more than a few of those people were crazed stalkers to. It’s just that nobody exposed the losers as that. Because it’s so obvious that all you have to say or do is carry on like a babbling idiot claiming to be that persons good friend. I guess that’s all LK needed to hear because obviously if they had of done just a little digging & apparently not much digging was needed & they would have realized this pathetic cry baby was like she said “I can get my own” getting media coverage.
    I bet Your family changed there name along time ago as I would if you were related to me. They must be extremely embarrassed.
    You should just go away

  13. Spetsnaz

    #62 – I ain’t readin’ all that!

    Now everybody, please, stop calling Chyna a “she!” As long as something was born with a penis, it shall remain a man, no matter how clitlike the said penis has been made to look.

  14. sarah

    you people suck, have some goddamn respect for people in mourning , and dead people, it doesnt matter how someone looks, or their personal life, she obviously cared for anna, but people like yall have to bash anna, chyna, and anyone else who doesnt please you, your a bunch of mean people and its scary knowing how many mean and coldhearted people are out there….. have some fucking respect, and to the spokeswoman from trimspa, you are a rude, mean inconsiderate bitch!

  15. RichPort

    Grape Ape, Grape Ape…

  16. god, that’s about the last person i’d want crying in front of other people for me…

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