Chyna Doll cries like a little baby


Joanie Laurer (aka Chyna Doll who used to be Chyna on the WWF) broke down in tears last night on “Larry King Live” as she talked about her “friend” Anna Nicole Smith who she met while filming her last film Illegal Aliens. And to make things even weirder, a spokesperson for Trimspa kept interrupting her saying Anna Nicole told her that Chyna was “a stalker” and not her friend. And I know it’s usually not cool to make fun of somebody while they’re grieving, but I’m pretty sure an exception can be made for stalkers. Christ, can you imagine looking out your window and seeing this thing hiding in the bushes? No wonder Anna Nicole was taking sedatives. If I saw this face every time I looked over my shoulder I’d probably start drinking horse tranquilizers by the bucket.