Joanie Laurer (aka Chyna Doll who used to be Chyna on the WWF) broke down in tears last night on “Larry King Live” as she talked about her “friend” Anna Nicole Smith who she met while filming her last film Illegal Aliens. And to make things even weirder, a spokesperson for Trimspa kept interrupting her saying Anna Nicole told her that Chyna was “a stalker” and not her friend. And I know it’s usually not cool to make fun of somebody while they’re grieving, but I’m pretty sure an exception can be made for stalkers. Christ, can you imagine looking out your window and seeing this thing hiding in the bushes? No wonder Anna Nicole was taking sedatives. If I saw this face every time I looked over my shoulder I’d probably start drinking horse tranquilizers by the bucket.
danielle | February 9, 2007 at 11:16 am
That’s a dude.
PunjabPete | February 9, 2007 at 11:17 am
I saw this silly bitch on LK last night… She mumbled and bumbled every question and sounded like an idiot. Seriously…
Questions like… “Did you call anyone when you found out”…
Um.. well. I um. I was called myself… I was surprised… I well… I guess… Um. No.
You did a movie with her freak. Nothing more. Go shave your back hair and return to your cave….
Booger | February 9, 2007 at 11:19 am
Chyna has issues… seen her on Fame Games? She attached herself in a strange way to Brigette Nielson on like the first day. If you notice, Brigette distanced herself from Chyna as well.
Trixie | February 9, 2007 at 11:20 am
Forget Chynna..What the hell was John James, aka Jeff Colby from Dynasty and the Colby’s doing on Larry King? He and his wife are friends with Anna Nicole? This amazed me..I havent seen the dude in years.
Back to Chynna ICK…what the hell?
That Trimspa lady is a whore too. They made all their money from exploiting poor Anna, when we know those pills are nothing more than placebos anyway….Only in America….
JungleRed | February 9, 2007 at 11:21 am
That sasquatch aint no doll. The scavenger’s dont’ waste any time picking at the remains.
Larry King | February 9, 2007 at 11:22 am
I’d hit it.
JungleRed | February 9, 2007 at 11:24 am
Sorry, my apostrophe’s are off.
HisAngel0714 | February 9, 2007 at 11:25 am
Eww…I don’t get the attraction people have for this woman. She is so gross.
Pointandlaugh | February 9, 2007 at 11:25 am
ugh. “she” is a MAN. So damn scary.
allyoops! | February 9, 2007 at 11:25 am
Why is she carrying like 15 bottles of water in her arms when she has a gigantic LV bag?
She reminds me of an ugly man version of michelle rodriguez in this picture…
ImaCracka | February 9, 2007 at 11:26 am
I saw that film where she did anal……
Nasty……..
China I mean… I would have liked to see Anna do anal….
JungleRed | February 9, 2007 at 11:27 am
@6: Unless you meant with a shovel, you are one sick son’bitch.
Jay from the Bay | February 9, 2007 at 11:28 am
Chyna is a man. Notice the scarf she’s wearing to cover up her Adams Apple? Not to mention her testes poking out at her skirt.
Karri | February 9, 2007 at 11:28 am
I agree with #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #8, #9, andd #10. And yes, I probably could didn’t have to list it like that, but I can because I’m cool.
lustpockets | February 9, 2007 at 11:29 am
She is carrying all that water to take the 1000s of prescription pills that she has stuffed in that LV bag.
She and Anna were definately kindred spirits. The Rx train to helll is due anytime now at Joanies station. Tooooot tooooot !!
Karri | February 9, 2007 at 11:29 am
My grammar bit the big one on that comment I just posted. I was trying too hard to rush and submit it before anyone else posted, but it was too late (3 more posts in the time it took me to type that). Haha.
Karri | February 9, 2007 at 11:30 am
My grammar bit the big one on that comment I just posted. I was trying too hard to rush and submit it before anyone else posted, but it was too late (3 more posts in the time it took me to type that). Haha.
Karri | February 9, 2007 at 11:31 am
Apparently that just submitted twice. I’m going to go play with my imaginary friends now.
lustpockets | February 9, 2007 at 11:32 am
hey #11.
I saw that too. I was confused though. Coudlnt tell if that was a clit or a tiny cock on Chyna? Maybe both? Did she live near Chernobyl?
PunjabPete | February 9, 2007 at 11:35 am
Well, it only gets more complicated… This would be good for the kid though…
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070209/ap_en_ot/anna_nicole_smith_prince
ChairmanoftheBored | February 9, 2007 at 11:38 am
@19
Bophal. She’d glow like an Oompa Loompa had she been in Chernobyl.
Geno | February 9, 2007 at 11:46 am
I have to confess that I watched Chyna on The Simple Life. She makes the other D list celebrities like Vanilla Ice and Ron Jeremy look normal…
tits_on_snack | February 9, 2007 at 11:47 am
Ewww the memories of her penis clit. I can’t believe there are brain cells in my head dedicated to the sole purpose of remembering what Chyna’s clit looks like.
Why do those brain cells survive, and the ones reserved for mathematical equations and shit I learned in highschool don’t.
N@ughty | February 9, 2007 at 11:48 am
Chyna cried? I didn’t know tough men like that cried like that. i mean damn! that woman was BAWLING! she looked as if she was a two year old getting a shot at the doctor. damn. but hey, all men have a soft side…hers just isn’t that pretty.
~N@ughty
JungleRed | February 9, 2007 at 11:55 am
@10: She’s carrying the water bottles b/c the LV bag is filled with candy bars and bags of chips she stole out of larry King’s Green room.
supafreak | February 9, 2007 at 11:56 am
What’s Andre Agassi doing with that fat faced man?
magickal | February 9, 2007 at 11:59 am
I can’t believe HHH used to do her. Eewwwwww. Stephanie must slap him silly every time she’s sees Chyna…errr…Joanie on TV and has to be reminded of her man’s slumming days.
RichPort | February 9, 2007 at 11:59 am
Hey, have some respect! I’m trying to jerk off here, as a fitting Anna memorial. So I google some Anna in her prime, fapfapfap, check back here…Rosie O’Gargoyle. Thanks. Back to google, prime, fap, check…Chyna Dong. Thanks again. So who’s next, jrzmommy?
PunjabPete | February 9, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Louis V makes “Manbags”???
PunjabPete | February 9, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Her clit-penis is due to all the roids…
Danny Bonadouchebag hit that once…
Talk about nasty on nasty….
innit | February 9, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Is that why “she” looks like that, from steriods?? I saw her on the Simple Life too and EVERYTHING about her made me conviced she was once a man…
LukeWarmwater | February 9, 2007 at 12:24 pm
I believe she was on the SURREAL life. If she hung out with Paris and Nicole that would be an AWFUL threesome!
lustpockets | February 9, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Of course the steroids did that. Dont you remember when she was a fucking hulk monster muslce bitch?
If people looked like that normally, I would have a bone to pick with God.
Richie Rich | February 9, 2007 at 12:43 pm
I like the old bag’s bag.
babygreens | February 9, 2007 at 12:46 pm
I think Chynna has serious problems. On VH1 she ALWAYS looks and sounds like she’s on drugs. She needs help.
dancehallcrasher75 | February 9, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Chyna is crying because she is the father of Anna’s baby.
caljenna | February 9, 2007 at 1:16 pm
I like how her friend is laughing in the 2nd picture. Way to show support there, buddy! Makes me think that was all for show just a little…
Spindoc | February 9, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Amazing how her muscles have shrunk since she isn’t shooting 3 gallons of roids into her ass every day.
trashtalker | February 9, 2007 at 1:37 pm
if you got a issue get a tissue.
Brak | February 9, 2007 at 1:38 pm
The space between her nose and upper lip is incredibly lengthy.
sol | February 9, 2007 at 2:04 pm
i think it’s a longshot that she smells good.
Saera | February 9, 2007 at 2:07 pm
jeez fucking gosh.
Joanie Laurer aka chyna doll changed. D:
Argyle | February 9, 2007 at 2:09 pm
The next time anyone bitches about Jessica Alba with napkins in her hair and no t wearing makeup, just think of this walking train-wreck.
Saera | February 9, 2007 at 2:14 pm
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/chyna_changes.jpg
wow, she really HAS changed.
freakspeely | February 9, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Whenever my life sucks at its suckiest, all I have to do is look at Chyna and say “I’m glad I’m not in THAT bad of shape.”
I remember a few months ago when TMZ got footage of her and Mary Carey getting denied at Hyde. Sadder than Tara Reid’s rejection from there, because Chyna was ready to stand around outside until the door guys let them in.
burningsensation | February 9, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Chyna Doll’s got a drug related dirt nap in her immediate future too. She/He’s a mess.
Dan | February 9, 2007 at 2:51 pm
WW*E*. WWF’s officially the wildlife people. Just saying.
Starfish Troopers | February 9, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Didn’t this guy do a photospread in Playgirl awhile back?
AnnoyingPseud | February 9, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Those pics above are giving me heartburn & nausea. But the comments made me nose squirt my iced tea.
I think Trimspa killed ANS. We’ll likely find out the product contained nearly pure crystal meth & formaldehyde [hence there wasn't the facial degradation we usually see with meth use]. Cranked up on meth, ANS was then a target for the scheming Howard K. Stern, he of the methadone & other prescription meds he no doubt wasn’t taking himself. HKS likely dosed poor ANS with the cocktail [where's Gil Grisom when we need him!!??] of drugs so that in combo with Trimspa, she’d keel over & croak. Then he’d have the kid to use as a means to grab the estate & eventually the wealth of the Crypt Keeper [ANS's former hubby]. However, Howard K. Stern hadn’t counted on so many of us being CSI junkies and amateur sleuths…..
Or: Has anyone confirmed if China Dolly was hundreds of miles away from Anna, as we know stalkers do kill their targets? Remember Selena & that fat fan club fuck who shot her? Maybe Chyna is the father of the baby….or Bonadouchebag…..I seriously doubt it’s Howard K. Stern’s kid though. Little jewish sperm have jewfros which make swimming up the cervix of a Gentile woman like ANS nearly impossible. Plus, we all know the only thing that HKS was fucking around with, have been her bank-accounts and other financial assets. He was likely afraid of her twat.
wedgeone | February 9, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Check out those arms – I remember when she wrestled the men in WWE & she had GUNS! And I ain’t talking about her cans! Now those look like granny arms. You know the ones with the flabby triceps.
#36 hit it right on the head.
She looks like Liz Taylor with her sad face on. Liz Taylor now … not when Liz was 35.