Christopher Walken runs for president

cwalken_president.jpgI’ve never crapped my pants over somebody running for President before, but that’s because Christopher Walken has never run for President. And if I just implied that I crapped my pants, good, because I totally did. I don’t know if you know this, but Christopher Walken is one of the greatest humans on the planet. Besides killing terrorists with his bare hands and curing life-threatening diseases, he’s also kicked Hitler in the face twice. I want to live in a world where the President of the United States is Christopher Walken. It might end civilization as we know it, but imagine the President saying to the British Prime Minister, “I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.” You can’t put a price on that. Even if you tried.