Christina Ricci wants Jessica Biel’s ass (Bingo!)

April 2nd, 2008 // 57 Comments

Christina Ricci, like most of the civilized world, wants Jessica Biel’s butt and she’s shouting it from the rooftops. Or People Magazine, if you want to argue over semantics:

“I asked my trainer, ‘Can you give me Jessica Biel’s butt?’” the actress – who starred with Biel’s beau Timberlake in last year’s Black Snake Moan – tells the U.K. edition of Elle. “I want a bigger butt.”
Alas, because of her tiny frame, “they said I couldn’t,” she laments. “Everyone wants what they can’t have!”

Christina Ricci, I, too want Jessica Biel’s ass. Mostly for haberdashery purposes, but we should get together sometime and compare notes. Perhaps over coffee or, oh, I dunno, my bathtub. Why not both? Just don’t laugh at my shower cap and scald my nips off with French Roast.


  1. redsonja1313

    How come no one beside lester…ever mention her boob reduction. Plus given her DNA allowed for huge jugs while remaining skinny, hence the need for boob reduction she should be able to build a nice butt on her own.

  2. dubmdumbdumb

    is carrying a dog with you all around some substitute for lack of penis for these boring insecure cunts? i thought this chick had brains but obviously she as dumb as a wood chip.

  3. Steve

    A haberdashery is a men’s clothing and accessories store, so I have no idea how you could “use an ass for haberdashery purposes”. That’s a bit scary.

  4. spike

    I want that French Bulldog puppy!! Soooo adorable!

  5. seo

    Photos magnificent!

    Beautiful pictures. They look professional.

  6. Christina Ricci has always fascinated me.

  7. I ask my trainer for YOUR arms and abs. SUCKS that you dont have me ass, tho boo.

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