Here’s an absolutely shit-faced Christina Ricci in Paris last night, and is anyone at all surprised to see Lindsay Lohan at the scene of the crime? That’s like seeing a fish in the ocean. If the ocean was 3/4ths gin.
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Here’s an absolutely shit-faced Christina Ricci in Paris last night, and is anyone at all surprised to see Lindsay Lohan at the scene of the crime? That’s like seeing a fish in the ocean. If the ocean was 3/4ths gin.


Jack | March 11, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Lindsay actually looks pretty
Jack | March 11, 2010 at 12:42 pm
ZOMG! I was frist?
Rob | March 11, 2010 at 12:42 pm
You don’t have to say Lindsay Lohan remember, we all know her as Lindsay!!
Scientist | March 11, 2010 at 12:42 pm
That doesn’t make sense. A fish could not survive in that high of an alcohol content.
Milk-a-holic | March 11, 2010 at 12:44 pm
@ Rob – You’ll be hearing from my lawyer
Jack | March 11, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Lol #3, Rob:
That’s right, she’s just Lindsay now. Like Brangelina.
dude | March 11, 2010 at 12:45 pm
A good guy holds up a tiny cup for a lush to horf into. I love the look of concern for the intoxicated midget on the blonde’s face in pic 1.
Maybe Lindsay and Christina there producing the french version of “2 girls 1 Cup”?
Yummy! | March 11, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Ricci looks delicious! Can someone say “date rape”? I guess I just did.
AnnaDraconida | March 11, 2010 at 12:53 pm
She’s a lady, woh woh woh she’s a lady
Leah | March 11, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Does anyone else think Lindsay looks like Brett Michaels?
Irene Barcelo | March 11, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Well look who she is hanging around with……..
Eric | March 11, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Wow, looks like Lindsay had too much milk!!!
Balls McCoy | March 11, 2010 at 1:09 pm
I want to stick my shame into her filth hole.
RoboZombie | March 11, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Pic #1, looks like she has a drinking problem a la Airplane!
Dread not | March 11, 2010 at 1:13 pm
What, Fully Loaded Lohan isn’t holding a glass of milk and trying to pull the guy away from Xtina Ricci to try and add factual support for her lawsuit against eTrade?
abby | March 11, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Don’t you have to trademark a name before you can go and sue over it.
Who Cares... | March 11, 2010 at 1:14 pm
…just fuck them both, leave a sample in each and then scrub your dick!
tubgirl | March 11, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Christina was probably wooed by Freckles McMilk’s mad DJ skills. Or it was the only way to escape the ear stabbing garbage that was being ‘created’ by Milkface.
Jade | March 11, 2010 at 1:20 pm
I think Christina looks pretty hot in those pics. I’m not into women but I think I would of taken her drunken sexy ass home………just sayin
Rough from Barter town | March 11, 2010 at 1:20 pm
I understand all invalid entry alarms have been turn off…NON?
Valerie | March 11, 2010 at 1:23 pm
They look like they’re having fun.
bigdaddy | March 11, 2010 at 1:25 pm
oooooo…she’s a dirty little elf…. >;)
L | March 11, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Maybe Lohan was walking down the street then ran into the pics to make it look like she has friends.
bar room hero | March 11, 2010 at 1:41 pm
what’s blohan doing here?????
SLAG.
misterfister | March 11, 2010 at 1:57 pm
She looks like she’s waiting for a hot turd to be dropped in her mouth.
Balls Malone | March 11, 2010 at 1:58 pm
What the hell is that thing above the camera in pic #1? Is that water? Some sort of shape shifting gelatinous glob?
yuki | March 11, 2010 at 2:00 pm
get lohan outta my ricci shitfaced pics.
is she mandated to show up whenever shitfaced happens?
fu lohan.
dina | March 11, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Wow what a couple of liquor pigs these 2 skanks are
PunkA | March 11, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Apparently, this is what happens when you OD on milk, right Lindsay? Stupid cunt.
wow | March 11, 2010 at 2:43 pm
It puts the puke in the little cup!
IT DOES WHAT IT’S TOLD!
dude | March 11, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Hey Balls Malone at 26,
it’s a shot being ejected from a shot glass. Look closely. Had me wondering for an hour too.
Sport | March 11, 2010 at 3:00 pm
Lohan is such a trashy, splotchy skinned MESS.
Merger | March 11, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Christina ricci is cute!!! she’s just having fun
SO RIGHT | March 11, 2010 at 3:16 pm
Newsflash: there is nothing attractive about sloppy drunk women. If you can’t hold your liquor, either don’t drink or drink within the confines of your own home.
over lohan | March 11, 2010 at 3:56 pm
It looks like lohan is so hammered she is snuggling up to the old dude in the last pic.
“OMG, you are like soooooo hot!”
“Excuse me madam (because he thinks she’s 42), can I get by you?”
“OMG, I was totally gonna f@#K you but I hate you now!”
MrWhipple | March 11, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Girl, Inebriated.
IKE | March 11, 2010 at 4:06 pm
I still think she’s hot. HOT (all caps says it better).
Giorgio! | March 11, 2010 at 4:12 pm
They both look sexy as hell but what is this child stars gone bad!
church lady | March 11, 2010 at 4:28 pm
…after they both went home they ate each others pussy out and did blow off their smelly sweaty tits..
FUCKED up coke whores…
then they shoved empty champagne bottles up their drunk twats and took pictures.
…that’s my timer, cake is done!
joe blow | March 11, 2010 at 4:29 pm
There is a world of difference between the Ricci pics and teh Lohan pics.
Ricci is obviously plastered out of her over-tattooed mind… if we could hear her, she was probably fucked up that she was doing the HAL shutdown scene from “2001″.
Teh Lohan, on the other hand, is like “GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY!!!!! I HEAR FUCKING CAMERAS SNAPPING AND I’M NOT IN FRONT OF THEM!!!!! MOVE GODDAMNIT!!!!!!
Rupert | March 11, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Remember when she was fat?
Vince Lombardi | March 11, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Wouldn’t that be 3 fifths of gin???
CanD | March 11, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Gee wonder where Mr. Pattinson was he likes to drink and get out too. You know co-workers hanging out after work….
gen | March 11, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Aw, Christina Ricci is still so, so pretty. Even when she’s totally shit-faced!
Lindsay Lohan on the other hand… not even that drunk-looking but still… not…so, so pretty…
Card | March 11, 2010 at 5:54 pm
Christina isn’t shit-faced.
Clearly she’s been drugged by Lohan, err Lindsay. Rohypnoled.
testington | March 11, 2010 at 6:20 pm
I love Christina, haven’t seen her in anything sing Black Snake Moan but she rocked in that!
Is that Jason Segal in pick 2?
Krys | March 11, 2010 at 6:31 pm
These pictures made me laugh. Not at her, but she looks like she’s having fun. Just about everyone’s had that much fun, (or has watched a friend have that much fun) once or twice in their lives.
Lindsay just looks like she drinks stronger shit than this at brunch.
God, she looks at least 5 years older than Ricci.
frankiestage | March 11, 2010 at 8:02 pm
I work with a Lindsay. I’ll tell her to watch her mail for the impending lawsuit.
sickitten | March 11, 2010 at 8:34 pm
Well, at least they are sneakily tryin’ to make a buck off of you like Gwyneth Paltrow
http://sickitten.com/2010/03/11/someone-rush-gwyneth-paltrow-to-the-hospital.aspx
DickSweat | March 11, 2010 at 8:55 pm
stop trying to whore out your site sickkitten, it blows worse than lindsay!