Christina Ricci is world’s sexiest elf

The Superficial / February 21, 2008

Christina Ricci attended the premiere of her new movie Penelope last night in LA. What I admire most about Christina Ricci is how she balances her acting career with her sacred duties to bake fresh batches of E.L. Fudge’s every night in a tree. I tried to find that tree once but gave up after a bear ate my Indian guide’s arm. In hindsight, maybe I shouldn’t have sprayed the chief with honey then kicked a sleeping bear in the stomach. Live and learn, I guess.

NOTE: I like how Reese Witherspoon showed up to the premiere looking like your mom. Before the show, she probably turned to her stylist and said “Make me look 40 – but with menopause!” Mission accomplished.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News