Christina Ricci attended the premiere of her new movie Penelope last night in LA. What I admire most about Christina Ricci is how she balances her acting career with her sacred duties to bake fresh batches of E.L. Fudge’s every night in a tree. I tried to find that tree once but gave up after a bear ate my Indian guide’s arm. In hindsight, maybe I shouldn’t have sprayed the chief with honey then kicked a sleeping bear in the stomach. Live and learn, I guess.
NOTE: I like how Reese Witherspoon showed up to the premiere looking like your mom. Before the show, she probably turned to her stylist and said “Make me look 40 – but with menopause!” Mission accomplished.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News
sportsdvl | February 21, 2008 at 4:57 pm
FIRST you smegma oozing penis holes
pointandlaugh | February 21, 2008 at 4:58 pm
she SCARES me.
SECOND!!!!
Aretha | February 21, 2008 at 4:59 pm
chin chin chiiiiiin…chin of fools…
Juice Me Up | February 21, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Any one have a close-up on that Tattoo?
nikkk | February 21, 2008 at 5:00 pm
fourth omfgz
Danklin24 | February 21, 2008 at 5:02 pm
This chick is so fugly. You could show a movie on her forehead and the tit tattoo….classy lady.
Sam | February 21, 2008 at 5:04 pm
She’s the crazy girl who lives in your apartment and always stares at you for too long before saying hi. You don’t know if she’s friendly or not, and you don’t want to know. You often hear loud noises in her apartment, lots of sex and slamming doors. When she wears something skimpy, you nod and say hi, trying to maintain eye contact, then go into your apartment and masturbate. You start to feel bad right in the middle of the last spurt.
Juice Me Up | February 21, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Here she is topless…NSFW!
http://www.ricci-queenofrebels.com/Gallery_pics/Tattoo/Christina_Ricci_bird_tattoo03.jpg
chenush | February 21, 2008 at 5:07 pm
I love her so much!!!!!!!!!
Jennifer | February 21, 2008 at 5:08 pm
She looks pretty. Just saw her profile on millionaire dating site called BillionaireCupid dot com last week. She is writing her blog there.
Rat | February 21, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Black Snake Moan! Must see!!
She’s hot, nasty and the musics good too.
chenush | February 21, 2008 at 5:10 pm
you dont understand, she is perfect!!!
I love you christina!!!!!
mixedmartialartvideos.com | February 21, 2008 at 5:13 pm
i like her new look
The Office Whore | February 21, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Gene Simmons has a sex tape.. and, no, not with his wife..
For those of you whose eyes require some bleeding.
This isn’t the a site to view it, it’s his…. well, you can read the link I imagine…
http://valleywag.com/359336/gene-simmons-lawyer-confirms-sex-tapes-authenticity
p911gt10c | February 21, 2008 at 5:13 pm
damn, she cut alot of weight.
Oh, and #1, troll, you’re a loser.
zane | February 21, 2008 at 5:15 pm
It’s less abnormal to want to fuck Britney than Bobbletroll Ricci. Britney’s just fat and crazy. Ricci will wait until you fall asleep then burrow into your spine.
Cate | February 21, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Aww c’mon now, I like Reese Witherspoon… even if she does look like a mom.
But she’s still a sexy mom.
The Office Whroe | February 21, 2008 at 5:17 pm
And here’s Charlotte Church out singing Amy Winehouse.. shocker..
Bonus: It’s ‘beat it’
http://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/youtube.pl?IDLink=3415738
k, that’s all fuckers. I’m going home to get drunk..
Pete | February 21, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I imagine waking up in the middle of the night, and she’s awake too, and…her eyes are glowing.
UCrawford | February 21, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Right…like any of our moms look half as hot as her. Jesus, the girl goes casual and wears one untucked shirt and you’re writing her off. I would so knock the bottom out of that, even if she were your mom.
And is it just me, or does Christina Ricci get exponentially hotter every year. She was weirdly-attractive in her teens, slutty-attractive in her early-twenties, and she’s just plain smoking hot now. Damn!!!
mrbuckles | February 21, 2008 at 5:20 pm
I liked her better when she weighed more and had that ginormous rack.
And, when did she get married?
wim | February 21, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Together, Christina and Reese are scary. Two petite hyperintense pointy-chinned psychos with huge eyes that don’t blink often enough. But I’m glad that Christina finally found some meth that worked for her and a nice same-old same-old sellout stylist. She was never going anywhere as a chunky counterculture arthouse actress.
UCrawford | February 21, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Man, I’d lick that little mole right off of her. :)
I don’t think she’s married.
fearsarewishes | February 21, 2008 at 5:32 pm
99% of all tattoos are absolutely pure crap and are positive proof of the straight-out-of-the-trailer park origins of those sporting them. This especially true of this particular stencil job.
By the way, the other 1% are even worse.
Thank you.
Whodathunk | February 21, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Is Auntie Kryst a MAN?
Tapeworm | February 21, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Huge fucking cow eyes: check.
Round face: check.
Slutty disposition: check.
A little doughy: check
Hmmmm…. sign me up! NOT.
alex oz | February 21, 2008 at 5:39 pm
ewww whats that thing in riccis side look like copy of melani grifin !!!!
that ricci sure made some god surgery
Auntie Kryst | February 21, 2008 at 5:42 pm
@25 Yes I am a man, who the fuck are you? I’m also an American, a voter, drunk, and I take shits bigger than you.
@18 Wait up Whore, don’t drink alone!
Randal | February 21, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Very beautiful. She’s done well for herself and continues to build a solid and very respected acting portfolio.
Your fans support you Christina!
nile | February 21, 2008 at 5:46 pm
She can unwrap my package anytime…
Erica | February 21, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Shes very skinny again.
Eating disorder anyone?
Kriz | February 21, 2008 at 5:48 pm
24. That’s just, like, your opinion man.
monkeyfightclub | February 21, 2008 at 5:49 pm
She looks like an east european prostitute. Which isn’t a bad thing I guess.
Rand | February 21, 2008 at 5:55 pm
No, she does not have an eating disorder. Christina has done very well for herself by eating healthy and properly, as well as continuing to excersise daily for a well defined, desired body shape.
Your fans support you Christina. Keep it up!
Handcock | February 21, 2008 at 5:55 pm
i like her titties, yep
JABLOME | February 21, 2008 at 5:57 pm
@24 tatoo’s are permanent, your still a tiger……….nothing has changed.
Sid | February 21, 2008 at 5:58 pm
“No, she does not have an eating disorder. Christina has done very well for herself by eating healthy and properly, as well as continuing to excersise daily for a well defined, desired body shape.”
hahahahahaha! good one!
no, seriously, is it an eating disorder or drugs? the obvious guess is drugs.
Randal | February 21, 2008 at 6:02 pm
It’s not drugs nor an eating disorder. Christina has always avoided the heavy use of any hard substance and would never pop pills in an attempt to stay slim and in great shape. A focused mind toward healthy eating and daily excersise can help maintain a well rounded figure well into the late stages of ones life.
Christina is a prime example of how eating healthy and staying fit will do, not only to one’s figure but also self esteem.
noelle | February 21, 2008 at 6:03 pm
hey, Superficial Writer? don’t hate on reese. usually i think your sexism is funny (even though im a girl) but just because reese isnt showing every inch of her body (like the whore christina ricci) she still looks put together and naturally beautiful.
it’s all very funny until you diss miss witherspoon. . .then it gets personal.
Ted from LA | February 21, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Tattoo+Human Skin = Dumb Fuck
morga | February 21, 2008 at 6:16 pm
I liked Ricci better when she had a little meat on her bones.
me | February 21, 2008 at 6:17 pm
She was amazing between 17-23, after that all the bad tattoos/breast reduction/bad haircuts she’s just completely hit the wall.
I don’t even like big breasts, but hers were hypnotic.
ps big foreheads are sexy.
fearsarewishes | February 21, 2008 at 6:22 pm
#32
No, that is an universally known fact. That’s right, universal.
I mean even on fucking Pluto they know tattoos are for cretins.
#36
I have no idea what you are trying to say, but thank you for playing.
Phil | February 21, 2008 at 6:27 pm
What? I think Reese looks absolutely stunning.
JABLOME | February 21, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Hey, no problem! Thankfully Pluto’s not part of our universe anymore.
Sid | February 21, 2008 at 6:30 pm
“Christina has always avoided the heavy use of any hard substance”
hahahahahahaha! Another good one!
heavy and hard, baby, that’s the way Christina likes…everything.
fearsarewishes | February 21, 2008 at 6:38 pm
#45
The universe is most commonly defined as everything that physically exists. Ergo, there is not “our” universe and some “other universe”.
Pluto is no longer considered a planet, but it is most certainly in the universe.
And Heywood Jablome is rocking some righteous tattoos, I’ll bet.
ph7 | February 21, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Stomach stapled.
J from Spain | February 21, 2008 at 6:48 pm
what do you mean – Reese looks cute!!!
FRIST!!! | February 21, 2008 at 6:48 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Thankfully Pluto’s not part of our universe anymore.
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That guy is GREAT!!! I hope he come here EVERY day!!