Christina Ricci was looking hot (I think) at the Women’s Guild 50th Anniversary Gala over the weekend. I can’t tell if I’m attracted to her or not. Right now there’s a weird noise coming out of my pants, like a grizzly bear driving a dump truck through a spring factory. I should probably investigate. Of course, if I unzip my fly, that angelic choir will start singing “Alleluia” again. Real embarrassing when you’re in a public restroom. I mean, for you. Not for me. What, no heavenly music comes out of your pants? You must cry a lot.
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Wow, she looks great! The dress, the black pearls, very very elegant and fresh. I’m impressed. And who knew she had such a great body! In her face she reminds me of a young Sigornye Weaver (sp?)
She is smoking 1000 Kelvin Hawt!
You make me laugh. Often and reliably. Thanks!
she looks like a fucking alien fucked another alien and then had an abortion, and she’s the double alien fetusfucker!
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she looks good, for christina ricci. thin frame suits her well, although i bet she has to work a lot for it!
She looks great, but I can’t stop thinking of Lilith Crane.
We really need to see that tattoo in it’s entirety!!!!!!!!
I just busted both nuts on the second and third photos
i dunno…….I mean, bug-eyes are just so…….big. She looks like Betty Boop and Marty Feldman had a baby.
Listen to you guys! The tone of the postings are just so….tame….. critiques of her new style, dress, hair, fashion sense, like you’re a bunch of old ladies who really mean it.. “Oh, yes, the dress is beautiful and suits her body perfectly, while the tasteful new hairdo is very complimentary to the shape of her face blahblahblah.” What happened to the usual witty -fall-off-my-computer-chair-laughing sarcasm that comes from the Superfish crowd? I’m dissapointed.
That said, I think she looks gorgeous and the dress divinely suits her, as well as the new hairstyle, and the tasteful accessories.
Who puts a tattoo on a tit? Very bad form.
She is definitely looking HOT! I don’t like her hair……but I don’t want to nail her hair, so who cares? Yummy!
i just got an urgent communique from deep within my pants! my dick called and said it would like to delve between the pink folds of her nani, despite christina’s haircut.
22, if she was starving, don’t you think we’d see some protruding bones? she’s looked a hell of a lot thinner than this in the past & i don’t think she was ever big like you say. this is a great size for her. it’s too bad you’re just bitter.
60, jesus, don’t get angry because people actually find her more attractive than you!
she’s standing somewhere in a dress. what are we suppose to comment on that hasn’t already been said? her big eyes, big forehead, mole or tattoo?
she looks hot. end of story. now get over it.
I’m not angry, I’m not bitter. What’s your problem? You come to this site for tastefulness? I just want to see sarcasm & biting wit. That’s always been what this site is for.
………..Hallelujah. Not “alleluia.” Hallelujah.
it’s not like every single post has to be scathing. very rarely, there comes a time that the majority decides the person looks good. just saying to accept it & wait till there’s a post on Paris so you can have your fill.
I’ve always loved Christina Ricci…
Ooooh
Why don’t we leave?
We can go to my house
And we can feel each other up on the couch
Oh no, I don’t mind taking it slow
No-o-o-o
‘Cause you’re so beautiful
Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
Both: You’re so beautiful
You could be a part-time model
But you’d probably still have to keep your normal job
A part-time model
Spending part of your time modeling
And part of your time next to me
My place is usually tidier than this
She was in Mermaids with Winona Ryder way back in the day and I’ll be damned if she doesn’t look just like Winona now. I think she’s hawt.
A super, delicious, tasty treat. Oh yeah, I’d lick on her…..
Reminds me of Joan Jett, but in a good way…
Yes she has been getting hot, ever since she had that boob reduction ! oh the horror ! I hope this is not a trend in Hollywood !
Lovely!
Shed be hotter if she wouldnt have gotten her breasts reduced. Shes still attractive though in a Posh spice kind of way
The titty tattoo was a big mistake, it’s NOT cool at ALL … But I forgive her & I would still LOVE to slip her the greeny in a MAJOR way … :O) … The things I’d like to do to that tight little body, WoW-wee
Love her.
Ricci’s fucking hot! And you can bet she’s freaky deeky between the sheets.
Christina Ricci looks like the kind of girl that would snare you in a web of lies, and torment you until you were suicidal. The type of girl that you immediatley regret having sex with. A girl that you just can’t fucking get away from. A chick that you end up having to decapitate with a shovel, just to break yourself.
hmmmm…. she copied my most recent haircolor. bitch.
still, nice dress. I might pillow fight with her, but she looks too much like my little sister. ewww.
this is what you like??? and people on here call the three jessicas, miss usa ugly and this short stubby goth hot? shes hot for someone who lives in a basement and maybe if you are into wizard games. give me a girl with a long lean toned body, and long blonde hair over this weirdo anyday. plus kim kardashian minus a little bit of the butt.
Agree with you #81 ! These guys criticize some of the most beautiful women on the planet, the tall ones with long legs, shiny hair and perfect proportions, and all of a sudden they get carried away by an average-looking midget like you would meet by the dozen every saturday night in the Paris metro. This is crazy.
Oh, thank you 79, 80, 81 & 82! At last, some bitchy comments! I come to this site for biting witty sarcasm. Old ladies like bob #68 seem to think we should be giving this one a rest for some reason. I think he got his grannie panties in a twist.
But, will she smear shoe polish all over herself and sing “Dixie” while I spank her with a side of spare-ribs?
I love this site. I like it more than any competitions site. But the pants comments – heh – getting to be a little too much there bud. Let me repeat I love this site you’ve created. I don’t mind hearing about your pants a little. Bring on the curiosity. Bring on the hot ladies. Anyways, about Ricci. She’s attractive. I liked her a lot in Casper. We are the same age. But then she got all…yuck. Now she’s looking quite hot. Pretty cool.
Loulou (post #22)
Guess you’re the only other one without blinders!
Her nip/tucks seemed to have escaped anybody’s radar. I LOVED her in The Opposite of Sex. She totally did sell out and altar her face and body. F Hollywood!
Thank you, Jessica (86). Much appreciated, especially after this guy bob in posts 64 & 65 was giving me a hard time. It just seems a shame, cause I remember reading an interview with her, where she was so independent. She had boobs, she had an ass and she was a gorgeous woman, and was independant & comfortable with herself. I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t give up my natural double d’s to get a job. They’re much too lovely.
#60 why dont you say something funny and stop bitching if you want it so bad.
88, leave it alone. #60 is funny. And also right. I agree with #86. This gal has been nipped tucked to oblivion. She used to be cooler.
I, too, had serious doubts about the hotness of ricci. well, doubts is the right word, cause i was sure she was weird looking and not hot. then i saw black snake moan.
i changed my mind. boobies have that effect on me. lots and lots of boobies.
she’s hot. but then I’ve got a thing weirdo goth chicks with thick dark hair and crazy-big foreheads.
I think she looks great and always has. A little skinnier than before, but still pretty good. The haircut looks really good on her, but I think the color is way too dark, it makes her look alien. If you guys have seen Black Snake Moan (is that the movie title?) you’d see her boobs the whole time, and they look pretty damn good. No tattoo in it though. She probably slimmed down for the movie, ‘cuz in it she was a drinkin’, pill poppin’ whore. I love her and always have, she’s weird enough to be unique-even for Hollywood.
If she placed an idiotic tatoo on one of the twenty five most beautiful spots on a woman’s body, she should be shot for defacement.
She now looks even more captivating. A bold choice on the haircut- works perfectly.
Good job Christina.
how can u be confused looking at that delicious little tramp? shes friggin gorgeous and i bet shes all kinds of wrong in the sack. i do agree she seems rather.. humanoid, cold and cerebral.. but damn she keeps getting prettier everytime i see her *SPROIIINNG!!*
it’s hallelujah dude.
HA! FINALLY she got herself some bangs to cover up that MASSIVE forehead of hers! I mean really, her head looked like some kind of a steep cliff. DAMN!
This is a long way from casper the friendly ghost Damn when did she get so HOT!!!