Christina Ricci was looking hot (I think) at the Women’s Guild 50th Anniversary Gala over the weekend. I can’t tell if I’m attracted to her or not. Right now there’s a weird noise coming out of my pants, like a grizzly bear driving a dump truck through a spring factory. I should probably investigate. Of course, if I unzip my fly, that angelic choir will start singing “Alleluia” again. Real embarrassing when you’re in a public restroom. I mean, for you. Not for me. What, no heavenly music comes out of your pants? You must cry a lot.
Photos: Splash
PunkA | September 17, 2007 at 7:00 pm
FRIST!
awesome | September 17, 2007 at 7:01 pm
awesome
JrsyGrl | September 17, 2007 at 7:02 pm
She still looks like an alien.
PunkA | September 17, 2007 at 7:03 pm
She makes my whitesnake moan
tattooedboob | September 17, 2007 at 7:06 pm
She gets all dressed up and has a tattoo on her right boob. Why I’d pay at least 400 for an hour. 500 is speeding down the hershey highway is available.
Nik | September 17, 2007 at 7:07 pm
She looks cute, but whats with showing off the moley-moley between her boobs?
kelley belly | September 17, 2007 at 7:09 pm
shes looking old. eh, but less alien.
Pick Up Artist Videos | September 17, 2007 at 7:12 pm
I’ve got a grizzly in my pants for her! Rrrrr!!
annie | September 17, 2007 at 7:15 pm
she looks pretty.
but whats with the ugly carpet? havent seen one like that since i went to my grannies house. who still thinks its 1972.. ugh!
wastedOne | September 17, 2007 at 7:16 pm
I dunno…..she looks kinda hot….but I think you nailed it Fish
kelley | September 17, 2007 at 7:19 pm
still cant beat jessica alba.
the only person id go lez for.
Jimbo | September 17, 2007 at 7:24 pm
DAMN!!! Nice head lights. I am sure there is some douche water for Mike to drink.
bijou | September 17, 2007 at 7:24 pm
I think she looks great! That haircut is perfect for her face and it seems like she’s finally grown into her body.
Will | September 17, 2007 at 7:28 pm
I think she’s hot… but didn’t her boobs used to be bigger? did she have a reduction?
zil | September 17, 2007 at 7:28 pm
she’s got way broad shoulders and a small body in the third picture.
zil | September 17, 2007 at 7:30 pm
And she does resemble an alien of some sorts.
Tuesday | September 17, 2007 at 7:31 pm
I would totally punch Wednesday’s kitty. Rowr!
12:51 | September 17, 2007 at 7:44 pm
she … kinda looks like reese witherspoon
B | September 17, 2007 at 7:45 pm
I’d feed her the chub.
cat p | September 17, 2007 at 7:48 pm
She’s hot, it’s just that the haircut doesn’t flatter her. At all.
hollywood_hillbilly | September 17, 2007 at 7:50 pm
I can’t tell if that is a tattoo or a piece of her dress. Either way her mole is mesmerizing. I think she is very attractive.
LouLou | September 17, 2007 at 7:53 pm
@13,14,15: She’s totally starved! Grown into her body? Her body’s like a third of the size it used to be. Shoulders too big for her body? Yeah, cause she’s naturally curvy. Breast reduction? It’s called bulemia. Sad. She used to be cool, big and curvy and proud of it. Oh well. Hollywood calls.
t.m. | September 17, 2007 at 7:54 pm
she’s hot now!… more than she used to be… for some reason i’m diggin her hair… mmm..
denitsa | September 17, 2007 at 7:54 pm
Don’t like the moles but she’s still stunning i think….she has to remove those things…
jacknast | September 17, 2007 at 7:56 pm
she is way hot, always has been.
“Dedee: My mother was the kind of mother who always said she was her daughter’s best friend. Whenever she did, I thought, “Great! Not only do I have a shitty mother, but my best friend’s a loser bitch!”
jacknasty | September 17, 2007 at 7:59 pm
and that is a tatoo on her right breast, she had a nip slip a while back and it was shown.
sara | September 17, 2007 at 8:06 pm
Wow! Phoebe Cates is looking Drop Dead Fred Gorgeous! Is she making a comeback??? Oh wait, it’s Christina Ricci . . .
Nikki | September 17, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Yay! She stopped drinking blood like Angelina’s baby sister. And she DID have a B.R., a very long time ago. She’s tiny. They were bigger than she was.
Luci | September 17, 2007 at 8:15 pm
She looks gorgeous and the hair is very flattering on her. And get over the mole and the tattoo, please.
Bag-o-fun | September 17, 2007 at 8:18 pm
You know, once you cover up the five-head with bangs, she really does clean up well. Hurray Christina! You show those boobies girl, while they still stand up on their own.
Adam's Family | September 17, 2007 at 8:27 pm
Man she is beautiful! What do you ugly guys(gays?) want? Go beat off elsewhere or go take a hamhock and cornhole the pimply, cellulite-ridden, feces encrusted hairy orifices of your transvestal mirror reflection with a mullet.
sorry
Mama Pinkus | September 17, 2007 at 8:31 pm
The bangs are a vast improvement; her forehead is as big and round as a tupperware bowl.
Lola | September 17, 2007 at 8:42 pm
she’s cute…in a “Wednesday Adams” sort of way.
no1justminda | September 17, 2007 at 8:43 pm
She’s skinny, she’s fat, she’s skinny, she’s fat…today she happens to be skinny. She and Oprah have that in common. Oh yes, I said it.
nina | September 17, 2007 at 8:58 pm
i can’t tell if she is cute or …………..
Shannon | September 17, 2007 at 8:59 pm
She seriously looks stunning! That is the coolest dress I have seen in a long time and to have the body to look that good in it is impressive!
I’d look like a cow in it so I give her serious props! She looks great.
WhereSheShops | September 17, 2007 at 9:04 pm
This is the best I have seen her look in a while! Keep it up, girl!
kamo | September 17, 2007 at 9:12 pm
any confusion you may harbor should not be about her. she’s gorgeous.
I hate celebrities | September 17, 2007 at 9:12 pm
Wow I have nothing mean to say, she looks fan fucking fantastic. Good for her. It’s always nice to see a person find the right look (hairstyle and clothes/makeup) especially when they have a unique face. It’s all about what suits you. Take most typically beautiful girls and give em this soup bowl haircut and they’d look like SHIT but for Christina it’s exactly the right look for her face. It goes to show that the right look can go a long way as can the wrong look… yup that means YOU; crazy ass, nightmare causing, MTV horrifying, penis petrifying, self respectless; BRITNEY SPEARS!!!
Anyway lets not think too much about that horrible trainwreck or I’ll have nighty mares again tonight.
the point is Christina is absolutely gorgeous and I love it.
trico | September 17, 2007 at 9:50 pm
I’m sorry but she is butt ugly. And about the moles, she can’t have them removed because she would lose half of her body mass. She is covered with them, way more than what you just see here.
lemon tree | September 17, 2007 at 9:58 pm
She’s finally grown into that gigantic head of hers and actually looks great! I stand corrected.
Jim Treacher | September 17, 2007 at 10:24 pm
That weird noise is your bisexuality. Good luck with that.
Riccigirl | September 17, 2007 at 10:27 pm
She looks delicious. Spread ‘em!
bobo | September 17, 2007 at 10:30 pm
sigourney jr
So Sad | September 17, 2007 at 10:31 pm
She had a breast reduction becasue she thought that would help her land serious roles. There is a special place in hell reserved for chicks who ruin great boobs by getting reductions. I am personally insulted by her decision because I was personally pleased when her tits were big.
cookie monsta | September 17, 2007 at 10:41 pm
yeah, she looks ok here, but that last pic is a bit of a shocker !!
Danklin24 | September 17, 2007 at 10:48 pm
Still not hot. She’ll always have a forehead so big you could show a movie on it.
combustion8 | September 17, 2007 at 11:33 pm
I’m not confused.. I’d bust it all over those flapjack titays.
RainDrop | September 17, 2007 at 11:43 pm
She is extremely hot. I would bang her right now. I am getting all hot and horny right now for her. I did like her being curvier better, but she is still looking hot, what can I say? I am definitely going lez for her. Wow. I should be pleasuring myself right now.
Langston | September 18, 2007 at 1:08 am
My gosh, what a gorgeous, gorgeous dress. She looks fantastic. She’s very elegant and exotic. Great figure – lucky girl!