I’ll let you guys do the math on that one.
In the meantime, does telling a woman your testicles are the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow ever work? I mean for you people. I’m batting a thousand over here. Although in fairness, it involves a lot of Super Glue, those chocolate gold coins and a heavily desensitized scrotum. (Thank you, failed dates trained in self-defense.)
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| Skinny Star in a Bikini Talks About Being Anorexic – Evil Beet Gossip | |
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bill frist | April 30, 2010 at 3:47 pm
frist!
bill frist | April 30, 2010 at 3:47 pm
frist!
havoc | April 30, 2010 at 3:47 pm
She was hotter in her Addams Family costume.
Was that out loud?
oops.
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TetterkeT | April 30, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Spoiler: Leprechaun I’d Like to Fuck.
mikeee | April 30, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Last!
Colleen | April 30, 2010 at 3:49 pm
your excitement level needs spellcheck
merilhepburn | April 30, 2010 at 4:04 pm
She is so tiny she could use a penis as a diving board. We all knew why Peter Pan loved Tinker Bell.
newtothis | April 30, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Leaf I’d Like to Fuck
Gary | April 30, 2010 at 4:08 pm
I liked her better when she had massive, doughy tits.
jones | April 30, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Lime I’d Like to Fuck
Gary | April 30, 2010 at 4:10 pm
Leprechaun I’d Like to Feltch?
Miklos | April 30, 2010 at 4:13 pm
Lesbo I’d Like to Fuck?
Fagballs | April 30, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Where are you hiding your Gold Christina!
Bread | April 30, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Loser I’d Like to Forget?
Randal | April 30, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Well look what’s appeared on The FISH. A real celebrity! Randal is shocked that there is something worth posting about today!
Christina bursts forward with spring in mind in her one piece green dress that hugs her perfect mid section like a gardening glove. Those beautiful eyes of hers draw monarch butterflies to her during their migration to New Mexico.
Randal
Chris | April 30, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Liliputian I’d Like To Fuck
Randal | April 30, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Randal. Kill yourself.
Chonna | April 30, 2010 at 4:25 pm
Go figure, a bunch of people gathering around to hate on celebrities. I think she looks great. Yes, maybe on the thin side, but you can see happiness in her eyes and that is what is important in the big picture. I say keep rocking Ricci!
Harry | April 30, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Haha that phony Randal forgot to change his name before chastizing himself.
eatme | April 30, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Ha LILF!!!
Took me a few secs to get it, but I laughed when I did (I was always good at math).
Pregnant Kickboxer | April 30, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Lunatic I’d Let Fuck My Asshole With A Chainsaw?
shooshine | April 30, 2010 at 5:14 pm
I be brakin dat bitch in haf wid my foot long ebony snake!
Man with turd tail dangling from boxers | April 30, 2010 at 5:36 pm
Being heterosexual (rare of this site) I find her intoxicating! Goddamn I would love to fuck that! Then just die. (Not a greedy sort)
Dave | April 30, 2010 at 5:42 pm
She was hotter when she was pudgy.
black and white artsy fartsy music video | April 30, 2010 at 6:05 pm
It’s refreshing to know there’s no shortage of males out there willing to shove their dicks into stubby chicks with really large foreheads.
dontlooknow | April 30, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Tell me please! Is LILF a LADY I’dliketofuck or a LEPRECHAUN I’dliketofuck!!!
ktulu | April 30, 2010 at 6:25 pm
lizard shitheads! yea
Drundel | April 30, 2010 at 6:33 pm
Shouldn’t it be LPILF? Little person…
Tek | April 30, 2010 at 6:38 pm
I like Christina, but I agree with #9 and #24. She was definitely hotter during the Sleepy Hollow and Buffalo 66 days.
And even Randal agrees that this site has turned to shit.
FartMonkey | April 30, 2010 at 6:50 pm
See, I really don’t get her.
She can ACTUALLY act, I do find her interesting, and I would really like to know and see more about her. But instead I’m stuck with daily bulletins about the human period clump that is Lindsay Lohan.
Mrs O | October 7, 2010 at 2:34 pm
@FartMonkey, I laughed so much a lttle bit of pee came out!
Jimboooo! | April 30, 2010 at 6:55 pm
@3 Hmmm. Pretty hot in Fear and Loathing, though.
Giggedy.
Burt | April 30, 2010 at 7:03 pm
She’s both cute and sexy.
Burt | April 30, 2010 at 7:05 pm
“I’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that’s cruel)”…Unless you’re Christina Ricci, then that would be fabulous.
umm | April 30, 2010 at 7:44 pm
Leprechauns are only males. They do not come in the female form. So, that’s kinda gross SFW. :D
Sara | April 30, 2010 at 8:42 pm
“Leaf I’d Like to Fuck”?
Errol Flynn's Foreskin | April 30, 2010 at 8:57 pm
LILF…Lips I’d Like to Fuck…again. (Had her last night in a dream. She swallows!)
oh yeah, and…
@15. Randal – Do you write fucking greeting cards or something? Just what meds to they have you on that makes everything so fucking rosey-peachy-keen? Are they opiates? Smoke, inject, or snort?
Would you share with a brother?
HIV+ psychopath, virginal and looking for love | April 30, 2010 at 9:54 pm
This is not an attractive woman? Really? Gay men certainly set high standards in the quasi-maternal goddesses they repress, and yet, suck any cock they can get their filthy mouths on.
This site is riddled with zebra shitters.
Randel | April 30, 2010 at 10:27 pm
The FISH needs more men, more hot hunky men.
Randel
Randal | April 30, 2010 at 10:38 pm
Hi, my name is Randal and I’m a total faggg. I have no life, so I post insipid idiotic reviews on websites. I’ve never been laid, so I don’t even know what sex is. I do know I like little boys and dogs. Well, bye for now until I come back to this website & act like the total hommo…
Randal
DC | April 30, 2010 at 11:15 pm
Ive always had a thing for her. Shes sexy as hell IMO. Her and Maggie G. I have a thing for girls who look different than the normal hot, i guess.
digital camera memory cards | April 30, 2010 at 11:40 pm
She look so gorgeous in green Gown.This colour suit on her face so pretty.Yo take beautiful photo.
hilarious | May 1, 2010 at 1:49 am
#17 made me actually laugh out loud! The guy you are talking about is a total ryan secrest wanna be douchebag who is hoping an agent with an “in” at the E network will read his comments and hire him to blog on their site. haha!
niels | May 1, 2010 at 3:44 am
Grinch stole my hips
cellphone | May 1, 2010 at 5:19 am
I’m wondering who her parents are.Danny Devito and Pia Zadora?
bimbamboing | May 1, 2010 at 6:11 am
I’ll gues she’s only allowed to go out on calm days.A strong gust of wind could easily blow her away.
Gando | May 1, 2010 at 6:28 am
I’ll be damned if this isn’t a shout-out to Seth Green.
Rhialto | May 1, 2010 at 6:48 am
Like there isn’t any malnutrition in Western countries folks! It’s good to point that out once in a while.Who posted this?
The Gurr | May 1, 2010 at 10:23 am
As opposed to Tila Tequila who is a LILK. I’ll let YOU do the maths on that.
captain america | May 1, 2010 at 10:47 am
please tell me: WHAT IS THIS?
……grass?
bar room hero | May 1, 2010 at 11:17 am
Should have kept the HUGE titties…
..swing low sweet chariots