Christina Ricci in a bikini

The Superficial | October 30, 2009 - 3:25 pm

Here’s Christina Ricci in Miami today with her boyfriend ME. Yep, we decided to get a little R&R together, and if you’re wondering why I keep ducking out of every shot, that’s because I’m the modest type who doesn’t like to rub it into everyone’s face that I’m having sex with Christina Ricci, all the time. In her vagina. Nobody likes a bragger and especially one having sex with Christina Ricci like I do. Without our clothes on. What’s that, Christina? Time for all that sex again? But you’re still taking a bath in a coffee mug, I won’t fit in there…

Christina Ricci in Miami: Day 2