Christina Ricci hit the beach yesterday with her boyfriend Kick Gurry. Kick? Note to self: Change name to “Chop Samson.” Purchase water-bed, five barrels of Cool Whip, cape. Prepare for all the sex with Christina Ricci. End note.
Addendum: Keep an eye out for The Geekologie Writer a.k.a. “Donkey-Punch Gusterson.”
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Hobbits are HOT! Who knew?
“#41. You speak the truth which means you will likely have a lot of angry repsonses. I think most guys prefer no tatoos. I mean I’m not judging couples where both the guy and girl are into body art or whatever I mean if they both love that then fine but the whole gettting a tatoo trend that every other girl copies is so fucking lame. All the mediocre chicks in my school got one and all the really pretty girls didn’t, coincidence,? NO. Tatoos are what mediocre chicks get to feel sexy just like whiny bitch women who demand a diamond ring, “no naive women diamonds aren’t forever, diamonds are for ugly girls who want to feel pretty and waste all their fiance’s/husbands money on a magic beans rip off.”
I don’t have any tatoos or pierced ears and I can tell you that my husband loves it, also being the same size as I was in highschool with an 18BMI doesn’t suck either. My hubby doesn’t have tatoos either and I prefer it though I would love him either way if it made him happy, but as personal preference I don’t like them and neither does he.”
Really- just STFU. First off, no one gives a fuck if your BMI is at 18%- which I seriously doubt anyways… secondly, 18%BMI aint that great. So, when your husband tells you he likes it, and pseudo drools over you, just keep in mind, its a crock of shit…. who the fuck are you to come down on women who get tats, and say that they arent attractive or sexy? You’re the fucking authority? Again, STFU. Just because you dont find it appealing doesnt mean that is gospel. Its one thing when women come on here and give their opinions but for some asinine reason you’re trying to imply its fact, not opinion.
Whats fact is, youve got to be awfully insecure to come on here insulting other women and then making it a point to list your BMI…which, if I had to guess, I’d say you have some form of numeric dyslexia, and its probably closer to 81, rather than 18. Maybe you should get a few tats to draw attention away from that butterface and fat fucking ass.
Fat Chicks Suck: If you’re being satirical, well done. If not…wow, you’re an utter waste.
Here’s to hopin’!
i’m so jealous christina was able to drop all her chubby weight! I wish I had the money and willpower to do the same.
if you guys click the below link or my id, i’m gonna share those
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=27136a3d06d8ee5d9655fe503a82acaf
I’ve got 3 more pix so far, if you guys wanna see it, email me.
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Shit, I really wanna see all those pix.
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they both need anal bleaching and to stop sodomizing each other with jamie lynn spears after birth.
Tom Cruise was seen giving Brad Roberts oral in rikshaw
Christina Ricci is my favorite actress, of all time. And she is also hot!
If they breed this kid is ALL forehead.
Ok haters: we get that you have negative opinions on Ricci’s tats. But why attack other people? These are comments about her pics,not everone EXCEPT her! And what’s up with all this personal vendetta against fat chicks,skinny chicks,and tatted-up chicks? There are plenty of fat,gross-looking men out there,and some cracked-out manorexic ones who’s bodies are inked practically head to toe..but all I’ve read on these comments are about some fat chick(whether she be actually fat or not) who’s angry at the skinny chick,who hates fat chicks,AND tats….. Double-standard much??
yeah i really don’t see what the big deal is about girls with tattoos. just a bunch of ridiculous ass men who don’t get laid, right? what’s with the double standard? and why are you so concerned with other people’s decisions?
maybe next time you see a girl with a tattoo (or anything you don’t agree with, for that matter), you should stop and think:
“hmm… maybe this girl DOESN’T CARE if i want to do her”
because, more likely than not, you aren’t her type, anyway.
i want to see too…
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=0f0993ac5681acca4a06fccd379280b0
revenge…
Ever since seeing Black Snake Moan, I just can’t get enough of her.
I didn’t know she was dating Borat…lol.
Tattos are common every whore has them tbh i like tattos but would never have one just because all the rest have them also in 5 years they look shit.I wqwould get a tatto if it lasted a year max but the rest of your life can you imagine her tits sagging and the picture would look like she had shit on her chest no ty vm.
Tattos are common every whore has them tbh i like tattos but would never have one just because all the rest have them also in 5 years they look shit.I wqwould get a tatto if it lasted a year max but the rest of your life can you imagine her tits sagging and the picture would look like she had shit on her chest no ty vm.