Christina Ricci hit the beach yesterday with her boyfriend Kick Gurry. Kick? Note to self: Change name to “Chop Samson.” Purchase water-bed, five barrels of Cool Whip, cape. Prepare for all the sex with Christina Ricci. End note.
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TJ | September 3, 2008 at 12:22 pm
I would so fuck her
Veenus Envy | September 3, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Never Been First. Beatle Juice!!!
Lulu Vega | September 3, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Wow her body looks great..am i first?
erica | September 3, 2008 at 12:24 pm
I think she looks pretty good here. She’s pint-sized, but for once she’s not TOO skinny.
Em | September 3, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Someone should tell Hayden Pantewhatever that this is how to pull off being a cute midget.
And who spells Beetlejuice like that? Sheesh.
tattoooo | September 3, 2008 at 12:29 pm
I hate chest tattoos, girls especially. I like tattoos in general but for the love of everything holy not the chest.. LEAVE THE BOOBS ALONE!!! What do you guys think?
Ted Mosby | September 3, 2008 at 12:30 pm
I’d hit that six ways to Sunday.
Randal | September 3, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Christina, you look great! I can just hear the sound of ocean waves crashing up against you as you coo that playful sound of yours. How the sun glistens on your perfect, radiant skin is a marvel that only Olav of Olay can try to capture in a bottle but never produce.
It’s great to see you happy and still in love. Hope to see more of you soon!
Randal
Nique | September 3, 2008 at 12:35 pm
AMAZING! Minus the Face
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=9bd3945ad132b8b3314d5e76cb276991
silly pants | September 3, 2008 at 12:37 pm
I feel bad for Julia.
noneyobeezwax | September 3, 2008 at 12:38 pm
i bet she fucks like an angry garden gnome.
syn | September 3, 2008 at 12:39 pm
I think she’s adorable – trashy-ass tattoos and all.
JACK MEHOFF | September 3, 2008 at 12:42 pm
HOT AS FUCK…………………#8 DOES BUTT PIRATE MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
lazy | September 3, 2008 at 12:42 pm
two words: Paper Bag
Dr.Cox | September 3, 2008 at 12:44 pm
She’s look pretty good, but she should’ve never gotten a breast reduction or the boob tattoo. sure she’s not flat now, but she had some awesome cans a few years ago, and boob tattoos are just not cool… arms, legs, hip, back whatever… anywhere but the boobs (or face).
But overall she’s looking good, healthy and very bangable
Nique | September 3, 2008 at 12:44 pm
# 10… I dont…she cheated
sicasso | September 3, 2008 at 12:45 pm
me likey. veddy much.
CJ | September 3, 2008 at 12:47 pm
All I can say is she has an awesome threshold for pain with all the tats!!! Cutie that she is…that’s some serious time with the needle in some really tender areas!!!
rough daddy | September 3, 2008 at 12:52 pm
ill have to say shes a butter face! but id teach that body a lesson!
Spanky | September 3, 2008 at 12:53 pm
@11 – that is becasue she is an angry garden gnome. A hot one, but a gnome all the same. I would let her give me a spanking for being a naught boy.
Airykah | September 3, 2008 at 12:54 pm
She is so freakin cute.
obammy | September 3, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Midget wiffa oversized forehead
Nique | September 3, 2008 at 12:59 pm
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=9bd3945ad132b8b3314d5e76cb276991
I can already see pussy
pinto | September 3, 2008 at 12:59 pm
congratulations! you’ve won a wal-mart gift ca…arrrrrghhh really? for the love of god someone take that ad off and set it on fire
p.s. oh yes I would totally have sex with christina ricci and probably enjoy it a lot
Barak Obama | September 3, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I would rather do her than pamela anderson any day. Short chicks are kind of hot. I wonder if she enjoys anal?
Randal, I always look forward to what you have to say. Jack, much like a womans vagina, has never been here before and has no idea what he is talking about. Please, all caps?
Yea - blah blah | September 3, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Boob tat = trashy
Thigh tat (if that is what that is) = trashy
too bad she had them reduced but def doable for a “fun sized” girl
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=605baf7cbd468c2dc9165e8320475861
B | September 3, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Watch Prozac nation.
jack | September 3, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Fish, can’t you come up with another title besides “SO-IN-SO in a bikini”?? It’s getting fucking annoying.
MassGrrl | September 3, 2008 at 1:09 pm
This is as hot as she’s ever looked. She looks great.
rough daddy | September 3, 2008 at 1:11 pm
ricci in a bikini= gimme gimme
Nique | September 3, 2008 at 1:13 pm
# 26: The actual link is http://www.handelsblatt.com/unternehmen/mittelstand_aktuell/authentisch-innovativ-nachhaltig;1389129
Nique | September 3, 2008 at 1:16 pm
ups, my bad, i meant
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=9bd3945ad132b8b3314d5e76cb276991
only 5 more clicks and we can see video
JACK MEHOFF | September 3, 2008 at 1:17 pm
BARAK U R A TOOL BAG…..THATS THE BEST NAME YOU COULD COME UP WITH
OH SORRY ALL CAPS AGAIN
barak u r a tool bag…..thats the best name you could come up with
Nique | September 3, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Only 1 left to gooooo!
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=9bd3945ad132b8b3314d5e76cb276991
Nique | September 3, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Can see all the pics…but not the video…can you?
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=9d23911b332d74fd212ceee3da954e9d
silly pants | September 3, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Nique- shut the hell up already~ nobody gives a fuck that you were cheated on. In fact, it’s getting apparent as to why she did!!!
Barak Obama | September 3, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Read my book: Audacity Of Deception & Hypocrisy
http://www.audacityofhypocrisy.com/2008/08/30/sarah-palin-vs-barack-obama/
hendero | September 3, 2008 at 1:28 pm
yeah, the boob tats (tit tats? are we allowed to say “tits” in 2008, or do women take offence) are a terrible idea. Just imagine what those are gonna look like when she’s fifty. And if she breast feeds her kids will they be somehow brain damaged from it?
I really don’t get when women go for tattoos, other than on places like ankles or shoulders. Don’t they stop to think, “Hmmm, that might seem a cool idea now, but I’ll look like a fool when I’m older.”?
BadCopNoDonut | September 3, 2008 at 1:31 pm
I would hit that so hard I’d have to take a run at it
Nique | September 3, 2008 at 1:37 pm
silly pants I am in fact a girl and she did not cheat on me. I was just sent that link and want to see those pics and video.
I will now shut up coz I had enough clicks ;)
Have a nice day!
Fat Chicks Suck | September 3, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Damn nice body. Her face is nothing to write home about but even so she’s hot minus the nasty tats. What a way to ruin such a great body. I’ll never understand why women get tattoos period. I’ve never seen a woman with tattoos that wouldn’t look better without them. I can live with the small lower back/ankle/etc tats…but would still prefer they weren’t there.
When will people realize tattoos don’t make you edgy, unique, or creative? I don’t care where you put them or what you get they don’t make you special and nobody gives a flying fuck. They’re a dime-a-dozen and they just make people look trashy. Tattoos are pretty much a sign of lower intelligence. There’s an inverse relationship between level of intelligence and tattoos. Obviously there are exceptions (idiots without tattoos and halfway intelligent people with them) but graph it out and you’ll see that it’s an accurate statement.
I cringe everytime I hear some dumb hot skank say, “I WANNA GET A TATTOO BUT I DUNNO WHAT I WANT!!!!!?” or, “I REALLY WANNA GET ANOTHER TATTOO WHAT SHOULD I GET?!?!” – guess what: YOU’RE WORTHLESS AND NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!
I’m sorry you were raised under power lines as a kid or that you feel like you need to adjust your image in a worthless attempt to boost your self-esteem or set yourself apart because you think it’ll make you “unique” but in the end you’re just an idiot with a tattoo. Congratulations – you went out and did something billions of people have already done before you in an attempt to be unique and add meaning to your life and in reality all you did was make yourself slightly more trashy and worthless than you were before.
Fat chicks can get as many tattoos as they want – I’d never give them a second look anyway. I know fat chicks love tattoos because they think it distracts people from looking at their rolls of fat. Believe me – it doesn’t. You’re still fat and disgusting and everyone knows it. You’re not fooling anybody.
Man…Ricci’s tattoos are especially trashy and really ruin it for me. Huge turn-off.
girly | September 3, 2008 at 1:46 pm
#6. agreed! I don’t really like tatoos and I’m a chick, but I think that most can agree at least not the chest, never mess with ther boobies and her tats really suck IMO that back tatoo is WAY to large for her small frame.
Randal you are funny ,but such a fake because if Randal was your true identity you would know that it’s oil of olay.
Run Baby Run! | September 3, 2008 at 1:52 pm
She looks pretty damn good to me. I wouldn’t even have to think twice about that. The tats don’t really bother me at all, either. I kind like em, in fact.
Steve | September 3, 2008 at 1:57 pm
she’s so sexy
Fat Chicks Suck | September 3, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Anybody that actually LIKES those tattoos has a serious fucking problem. There’s nothing wrong with saying you’d hit it (I guess I probably would too…although it would be difficult to look past those tats) but to say you actually like her tattoos? COME ON! Nobody could actually prefer a girl had those tattoos. They are fucking DISGUSTING!
I’m sick of hot chicks fucking up their bodies by getting tattoos. What a WASTE! There’s already fewer and fewer thin girls out there…especially hot thin girls…why deplete the quantity of quality even more? I don’t give a shit if anyone else gets them – ruin your bodies all you want. Fat chicks – tattoo your faces. But for fucks sake there should be a law against hot chicks getting tattoos.
Mike | September 3, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Another perfect candidate for me to drink her douche water.
I would love to slurp it up drop by drop.
CaptainMorgan | September 3, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Would be 1000% better if she had the piggy nose like she did in Penelope.
@11 you are probably right! lol
girly | September 3, 2008 at 2:02 pm
#41. You speak the truth which means you will likely have a lot of angry repsonses. I think most guys prefer no tatoos. I mean I’m not judging couples where both the guy and girl are into body art or whatever I mean if they both love that then fine but the whole gettting a tatoo trend that every other girl copies is so fucking lame. All the mediocre chicks in my school got one and all the really pretty girls didn’t, coincidence,? NO. Tatoos are what mediocre chicks get to feel sexy just like whiny bitch women who demand a diamond ring, “no naive women diamonds aren’t forever, diamonds are for ugly girls who want to feel pretty and waste all their fiance’s/husbands money on a magic beans rip off.”
I don’t have any tatoos or pierced ears and I can tell you that my husband loves it, also being the same size as I was in highschool with an 18BMI doesn’t suck either. My hubby doesn’t have tatoos either and I prefer it though I would love him either way if it made him happy, but as personal preference I don’t like them and neither does he.
Angelina and Meagan Fox are prime examples of ruining beauty with tats, but angelina being an annoying baby whore ruins the beauty too. I can tell you that when a chick is naked the tats look really gross an dweird, especially in the dark and if you wear contacts they look like giant bruises or birthmarks, NOT HOT.
Anyways skanks, instead of worrying about what tatoo to get, get a hot skimpy piece of lingerie, learn a new sex move, ask your man to show you how he likes it, learn to cook a delicious meal and serve it nude or just work on that ass cuz you all know 99.9% of you could stand to loose some of it.
Okay let the angry girl parade begin.
doolally | September 3, 2008 at 2:12 pm
She looks like a stumpy-legged child – better than before though.
free lily | September 3, 2008 at 2:27 pm
what happened to her tits? she used to have big boobs