Christina Ricci in a bikini

Christina Ricci hit the beach yesterday with her boyfriend Kick Gurry. Kick? Note to self: Change name to “Chop Samson.” Purchase water-bed, five barrels of Cool Whip, cape. Prepare for all the sex with Christina Ricci. End note.

Addendum: Keep an eye out for The Geekologie Writer a.k.a. “Donkey-Punch Gusterson.”

Photos: INFdaily.com