Christina Ricci in a bikini

September 3rd, 2008 // 115 Comments

Christina Ricci hit the beach yesterday with her boyfriend Kick Gurry. Kick? Note to self: Change name to “Chop Samson.” Purchase water-bed, five barrels of Cool Whip, cape. Prepare for all the sex with Christina Ricci. End note.

Addendum: Keep an eye out for The Geekologie Writer a.k.a. “Donkey-Punch Gusterson.”

Photos: INFdaily.com

  1. TJ

    I would so fuck her

  2. Veenus Envy

    Never Been First. Beatle Juice!!!

  3. Lulu Vega

    Wow her body looks great..am i first?

  4. erica

    I think she looks pretty good here. She’s pint-sized, but for once she’s not TOO skinny.

  5. Em

    Someone should tell Hayden Pantewhatever that this is how to pull off being a cute midget.

    And who spells Beetlejuice like that? Sheesh.

  6. tattoooo

    I hate chest tattoos, girls especially. I like tattoos in general but for the love of everything holy not the chest.. LEAVE THE BOOBS ALONE!!! What do you guys think?

  7. Ted Mosby

    I’d hit that six ways to Sunday.

  8. Randal

    Christina, you look great! I can just hear the sound of ocean waves crashing up against you as you coo that playful sound of yours. How the sun glistens on your perfect, radiant skin is a marvel that only Olav of Olay can try to capture in a bottle but never produce.

    It’s great to see you happy and still in love. Hope to see more of you soon!

    Randal

  9. silly pants

    I feel bad for Julia.

  10. noneyobeezwax

    i bet she fucks like an angry garden gnome.

  11. syn

    I think she’s adorable – trashy-ass tattoos and all.

  12. JACK MEHOFF

    HOT AS FUCK…………………#8 DOES BUTT PIRATE MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?

  13. lazy

    two words: Paper Bag

  14. Dr.Cox

    She’s look pretty good, but she should’ve never gotten a breast reduction or the boob tattoo. sure she’s not flat now, but she had some awesome cans a few years ago, and boob tattoos are just not cool… arms, legs, hip, back whatever… anywhere but the boobs (or face).

    But overall she’s looking good, healthy and very bangable

  15. # 10… I dont…she cheated

  16. sicasso

    me likey. veddy much.

  17. CJ

    All I can say is she has an awesome threshold for pain with all the tats!!! Cutie that she is…that’s some serious time with the needle in some really tender areas!!!

  18. rough daddy

    ill have to say shes a butter face! but id teach that body a lesson!

  19. Spanky

    @11 – that is becasue she is an angry garden gnome. A hot one, but a gnome all the same. I would let her give me a spanking for being a naught boy.

  20. Airykah

    She is so freakin cute.

  21. obammy

    Midget wiffa oversized forehead

  22. pinto

    congratulations! you’ve won a wal-mart gift ca…arrrrrghhh really? for the love of god someone take that ad off and set it on fire

    p.s. oh yes I would totally have sex with christina ricci and probably enjoy it a lot

  23. Barak Obama

    I would rather do her than pamela anderson any day. Short chicks are kind of hot. I wonder if she enjoys anal?

    Randal, I always look forward to what you have to say. Jack, much like a womans vagina, has never been here before and has no idea what he is talking about. Please, all caps?

  24. Yea - blah blah

    Boob tat = trashy
    Thigh tat (if that is what that is) = trashy

    too bad she had them reduced but def doable for a “fun sized” girl

    http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=605baf7cbd468c2dc9165e8320475861

  25. B

    Watch Prozac nation.

  26. jack

    Fish, can’t you come up with another title besides “SO-IN-SO in a bikini”?? It’s getting fucking annoying.

  27. MassGrrl

    This is as hot as she’s ever looked. She looks great.

  28. rough daddy

    ricci in a bikini= gimme gimme

  29. ups, my bad, i meant
    http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=9bd3945ad132b8b3314d5e76cb276991

    only 5 more clicks and we can see video

  30. JACK MEHOFF

    BARAK U R A TOOL BAG…..THATS THE BEST NAME YOU COULD COME UP WITH
    OH SORRY ALL CAPS AGAIN
    barak u r a tool bag…..thats the best name you could come up with

  31. silly pants

    Nique- shut the hell up already~ nobody gives a fuck that you were cheated on. In fact, it’s getting apparent as to why she did!!!

  32. Barak Obama
  33. hendero

    yeah, the boob tats (tit tats? are we allowed to say “tits” in 2008, or do women take offence) are a terrible idea. Just imagine what those are gonna look like when she’s fifty. And if she breast feeds her kids will they be somehow brain damaged from it?

    I really don’t get when women go for tattoos, other than on places like ankles or shoulders. Don’t they stop to think, “Hmmm, that might seem a cool idea now, but I’ll look like a fool when I’m older.”?

  34. BadCopNoDonut

    I would hit that so hard I’d have to take a run at it

  35. silly pants I am in fact a girl and she did not cheat on me. I was just sent that link and want to see those pics and video.

    I will now shut up coz I had enough clicks ;)
    Have a nice day!

  36. Fat Chicks Suck

    Damn nice body. Her face is nothing to write home about but even so she’s hot minus the nasty tats. What a way to ruin such a great body. I’ll never understand why women get tattoos period. I’ve never seen a woman with tattoos that wouldn’t look better without them. I can live with the small lower back/ankle/etc tats…but would still prefer they weren’t there.

    When will people realize tattoos don’t make you edgy, unique, or creative? I don’t care where you put them or what you get they don’t make you special and nobody gives a flying fuck. They’re a dime-a-dozen and they just make people look trashy. Tattoos are pretty much a sign of lower intelligence. There’s an inverse relationship between level of intelligence and tattoos. Obviously there are exceptions (idiots without tattoos and halfway intelligent people with them) but graph it out and you’ll see that it’s an accurate statement.

    I cringe everytime I hear some dumb hot skank say, “I WANNA GET A TATTOO BUT I DUNNO WHAT I WANT!!!!!?” or, “I REALLY WANNA GET ANOTHER TATTOO WHAT SHOULD I GET?!?!” – guess what: YOU’RE WORTHLESS AND NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!

    I’m sorry you were raised under power lines as a kid or that you feel like you need to adjust your image in a worthless attempt to boost your self-esteem or set yourself apart because you think it’ll make you “unique” but in the end you’re just an idiot with a tattoo. Congratulations – you went out and did something billions of people have already done before you in an attempt to be unique and add meaning to your life and in reality all you did was make yourself slightly more trashy and worthless than you were before.

    Fat chicks can get as many tattoos as they want – I’d never give them a second look anyway. I know fat chicks love tattoos because they think it distracts people from looking at their rolls of fat. Believe me – it doesn’t. You’re still fat and disgusting and everyone knows it. You’re not fooling anybody.

    Man…Ricci’s tattoos are especially trashy and really ruin it for me. Huge turn-off.

  37. girly

    #6. agreed! I don’t really like tatoos and I’m a chick, but I think that most can agree at least not the chest, never mess with ther boobies and her tats really suck IMO that back tatoo is WAY to large for her small frame.

    Randal you are funny ,but such a fake because if Randal was your true identity you would know that it’s oil of olay.

  38. She looks pretty damn good to me. I wouldn’t even have to think twice about that. The tats don’t really bother me at all, either. I kind like em, in fact.

  39. Steve

    she’s so sexy

  40. Fat Chicks Suck

    Anybody that actually LIKES those tattoos has a serious fucking problem. There’s nothing wrong with saying you’d hit it (I guess I probably would too…although it would be difficult to look past those tats) but to say you actually like her tattoos? COME ON! Nobody could actually prefer a girl had those tattoos. They are fucking DISGUSTING!

    I’m sick of hot chicks fucking up their bodies by getting tattoos. What a WASTE! There’s already fewer and fewer thin girls out there…especially hot thin girls…why deplete the quantity of quality even more? I don’t give a shit if anyone else gets them – ruin your bodies all you want. Fat chicks – tattoo your faces. But for fucks sake there should be a law against hot chicks getting tattoos.

  41. Mike

    Another perfect candidate for me to drink her douche water.

    I would love to slurp it up drop by drop.

  42. CaptainMorgan

    Would be 1000% better if she had the piggy nose like she did in Penelope.

    @11 you are probably right! lol

  43. girly

    #41. You speak the truth which means you will likely have a lot of angry repsonses. I think most guys prefer no tatoos. I mean I’m not judging couples where both the guy and girl are into body art or whatever I mean if they both love that then fine but the whole gettting a tatoo trend that every other girl copies is so fucking lame. All the mediocre chicks in my school got one and all the really pretty girls didn’t, coincidence,? NO. Tatoos are what mediocre chicks get to feel sexy just like whiny bitch women who demand a diamond ring, “no naive women diamonds aren’t forever, diamonds are for ugly girls who want to feel pretty and waste all their fiance’s/husbands money on a magic beans rip off.”

    I don’t have any tatoos or pierced ears and I can tell you that my husband loves it, also being the same size as I was in highschool with an 18BMI doesn’t suck either. My hubby doesn’t have tatoos either and I prefer it though I would love him either way if it made him happy, but as personal preference I don’t like them and neither does he.

    Angelina and Meagan Fox are prime examples of ruining beauty with tats, but angelina being an annoying baby whore ruins the beauty too. I can tell you that when a chick is naked the tats look really gross an dweird, especially in the dark and if you wear contacts they look like giant bruises or birthmarks, NOT HOT.

    Anyways skanks, instead of worrying about what tatoo to get, get a hot skimpy piece of lingerie, learn a new sex move, ask your man to show you how he likes it, learn to cook a delicious meal and serve it nude or just work on that ass cuz you all know 99.9% of you could stand to loose some of it.

    Okay let the angry girl parade begin.

  44. doolally

    She looks like a stumpy-legged child – better than before though.

  45. free lily

    what happened to her tits? she used to have big boobs

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