The recently unengaged Christina Ricci showed up looking smoking hot to the premiere of Inglourious Basterds last night, and I’m seriously digging those midget curves. If I had a pair of tweezers and a steady hand, I’d undress her right now. Provided she agrees not to stab me in the testicles with a cocktail sword then steal my shirt buttons.
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Wow…I’m jealous, she looks Amazing.
You can tell she works out like Crazy!
Are you kidding me? She looks anorexic! She looks as if half of her is missing. If this unhealthy, ribless look is what’s in, count me out. Sick.
Are you kidding me? She looks anorexic! She looks as if half of her is missing. If this unhealthy, ribless look is what’s in, count me out. Sick.
DAMN that body is FLAWLESS
at least now she has some bangs……she was all forehead before
coke snorting, no diet just meth
Where did her tummy go. She must have been working out hard, she looks great!
@3 It looks that way because she has big boobs for her body. If you look at her body it is actually very nice and healthy.
She’s wearing a corset, me thinks?
didnt she date steve martin at some point?
When I saw the first picture I didn’t even notice it was Ricci, just some SUPER bad Photoshopping.
Someone give the damn woman a sandwich!!
Wow what a body!! Damn I would dig in that pretty little ass!
MOAR!!!
WOW! She is looking good. Unengaged? I’ll step up and take her.
Wow. I would switch to the other team for this
I’d cut her like a slice of velveeta
lol@OMG ANOREXIC HERE EAT A SANDWICH.
Just because you’re chubby chasing hog farmers doesn’t mean every girl is going to stuff her face with mcdonalds to fufill your deranged ‘swimming in an ocean of flesh’ fantasies.
Talk about working out i think me and my meat stick will be doing a private workout together.
NNNNNNNNNNNiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
All it took to increase her from a 5 or 6 to a high 8 or 9 was a fringe.
OR….been wearing a corset ?
(the kind that squeezes and distorts the waist and internal organs)
Her legs look fat/soft/squigy, so I am not sure how hard she could have been working out. Her body is just plain weird. But she looks good, a little robotish but good.
okayyyyy she’s really small with huge legs and huge ass and huge bewbs… shes not porpotional.
Must feel kinda strange when your calves are bigger around than your neck…
Are you guys insane. She has a gorgeous face but from the neck down she looks like a tranny weight lifter
I would eat that for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
this is the same chick from addams family movie right? LOL
lookin mighty fine………at least she knows to hide that huge ass forehead of hers
She looks great. Healthy, and it’s really nice to see when everyone else is grossly thin or packing on pounds and saying it’s okay. Yeah her mid-section is thin, but that is her shape – you can tell she’s healthy because her arms and legs are full and well toned. She’s NOT anorexic.
i wonder if her big ass tits are saggy now or firm and tight
Her midriff looks disgustingly small and proportionate to the rest of her body. Wow..wtf
looks good but unfortunately she’s got big tats on those titties and that ain’t hot, it’s trash.
You’re all welcome fella’s I worked very hard hard sculpting her for you all.
I suffered, too, yay, verily.
I WANT THOSE LEGS……………ON MY SHOULDERS!!
:D
I WANT THOSE LEGS……………ON MY SHOULDERS!!
:D
She looks very good here.
I want to marry her. I want to have my penis permanently stuck inside all of her orifices.
@36: you realize that means dicing your penis into at least 3-7 pieces, depending on how you count orifices…
She is a loli-pop girl, with a body build for sin.
Normally not into this chick…but I gotta admit she looks damn hawt!! Very nice!!
okay i will admit that she finally has a nice body. it took a while, but yes her body looks good. i love how guys bypass the face on her though. she is not that attractive. i always thought she had a pumpkin head, it all started because of the movie casper..
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Wow. Just wow.
Anyone see her on – of all shows – Martha Stewart? That was surreal.
Wow. Just wow.
Anybody here catch her as a guest on -of all places – the Martha Stewart show?
She was doing waxed flowers for presentation.
It was fucking surreal.
Aaaaaaaannnnnnddddd……oooouuuuttttt. There…..the picture’s over… Keep it in, keep it in..suck HARDER. We are being photographed, people. Let’s keep it in.
Ok, breathe. Lets take a breather. One second to breathe, now. ACTION!! Breather’s over people!!!
Aaaaaaaannnnnnddddd……oooouuuuttttt. There…..the picture’s over… Keep it in, keep it in..suck HARDER. We are being photographed, people. Let’s keep it in.
Ok, breathe. Lets take a breather. One second to breathe, now. ACTION!! Breather’s over people!!!
I wish I could express in writing my jaw dropping to the floor.
She looks amazing.
I want.
She looks incredibly creeeepppyy.
Ladies and gentlemen: It’s called a corset.
You don’t need to work out to fit in one.
the other pictures look great but picture number1…..WEEEIIIIIIRD. her bottom half doesn’t look like it belongs to her top half! she looks inhuman there. she has some nice muscles so it’s obvious she’s been working hard but seriously, her waist is not right. gotta be a corset.
THERE ARE SO MANY CATTY HATERS (FATTIES) ON THIS SITE, IT’S RIDICULOUS…