Christina Ricci gets engaged

I lost interest in her after she had most of her breasticles removed,because that Jew she used to run around with found them unattractive.

is that stephan bonnar of the ufc?lol

The strangest thing about this picture is,

He is 5 feet 8 inches tall.

“This marks the first time an elf will marry a giant which, of course, required the written consent of the Gingerbread Guild. Congratulations!”

hahahahahaha… i can’t stop laughing

Yay!
I’m happy for her!
She’s so beautiful
and she looks happy.

He isn’t 5’8. He is 6’6!

this story should have been up yesterday with it having been st patty’s day and with her being what appears to be a leprechaun.. and all.

#56

Thanks, Garfield.

It was a humorous way, of exaggerating how short she is.

Thanks again, Garfield.

Your detailed statistical information about this no-name hulk, is greatly appreciated.

Anything else about him, that we need to know ?

They do look very ..well strange together!! And Lisa I am with you ! Those midgets do take away what belongs to us!! What is so nice about those tiny(short) girls who can squeeze through a key hole?!!!

what the fuck? how the fuck is she still considered a celebrity? that bitch doesn’t make enough to even have her taxes raised by Obama. Thank’s for the $13 you piece of shit nigger Street Ape stealing crack head president.

58- A little overzealous with the commas there?

Fuck.Monkey.

She’s hot and odd all at once. She was smoking on Ferguson the other night. Anyone who denies her raw sexuality (i.e. portrayal in Black Snake Moan) is crazy.

Hit it? And how.

# 3 , I am not sure why, but that is one of the funniest things I have read on this board !!!!!!!!

Thanks, I really needed the laugh !

They are adorable, yay for them!

I dont care how tall he is- this guy is a Baby Huey and Christina is goregous. She couldn’t have gotten a better dude?

I am 5’1” and dated a guy who was 6’4”. The height difference was fun and the sex was great. I loved being in the arms of tall guy…. He was a big immarure child however

she is awesome! congratulations!

I personally have a fetish for petite women and these pictures, Abercrappie McGap fashion and all, are the sexiest Ricci pictures I’ve ever seen.

I personally have a fetish for petite women and these pictures, Abercrappie McGap fashion and all, are the sexiest Ricci pictures I’ve ever seen.

Bald midget with big tits.

She got the important things right.

She is so cute!
I’d love to be that petite.
My boring 5,6 feels so usual.

What is it with these women and huge foreheads? She is a cute girl and she is actually a good actress. She looked real good in that Black moan,moon, whatever movie. Nice tits.

How well fits his PENIS in her PUSSY?
I think it’s pretty painful for her, folks.
LESBIAN is much, MUCH BETTER!!
(I think fingers are big enough)

It’s was easier letting her go to Sasquatch than getting bricked every five seconds – OWWWWWW! – RICCI< GO THZROW BRICKS AT SASQUATCH,HE’SYOUR BETROTHED NOW!

she was way hotter when she was chubby.

LOLOLOLOL @ #61 “a little bit overzealous with the commas there”… for some reason, that is the most hilarious comment I have seen on this site! bahahahah great humour.

# 44 since when do apes moo?

i think they are cute together
and the fact that he is freaking giant and she is tiny just means they will have normal sized kids

christ is Ricci a midget or is she engaged to a giant

thats not such a bad match – My 5’2 sister married a guy 6’8.

I guess not eating DOES impare your vision and brain capacity. WHAT IS SHE DOING? I see that another hot girl controlling an ugg!!!! lmfao… what a waste

It is nice! He is just a little overweight, but it seems that Cristina in the process of nurturing.