Here’s R&B singer Christina Milian on vacation in Hawaii with her producer boyfriend The Dream. You know what would be awesome? If he went to make sweet love to Christina on the beach, and then woke up. I’d probably change my name to “The Reality” after that. Or “Black Millionaire Superman.” Either one.
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Richard McBeef | March 23, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Who the fuck are these people?
Jrz | March 23, 2009 at 12:10 pm
He calls himself The Dream? Like….as in wet? Or as in I had a…?
Zanna | March 23, 2009 at 12:14 pm
@3 he looks more like a nightmare. And she looks like she’s trying to drop a deuce in the 8th pic.
Jrz | March 23, 2009 at 12:15 pm
She’s going doody on the dream.
havoc | March 23, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Never heard of her….
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sin | March 23, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Damn, she used to be cute. What happened to her?
Apes in the White House | March 23, 2009 at 12:19 pm
She appears to have some monkey DNA in her, or perhaps the Dream’s skin has been smudging off on her. Either way these photos belong in National Geographic, not on a gossip site.
B'lack Obomma | March 23, 2009 at 12:26 pm
I’m B’lack Obomma, and by taxing employers to the point that they lay off all their workers and go out of business, I’ll create jobs!
And by forcing everybody to join a union, making every product in America overpriced and non-competitive in the world market, forcing companies to fire their workers and move overseas, I’ll create more jobs!!
Change!!
Jrz | March 23, 2009 at 12:26 pm
What happened to her, #6? She had a bad dream
HJAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH SNORT!
SueMe | March 23, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Shut the fuck up bastards, and go find you daddies.
Jrz | March 23, 2009 at 12:37 pm
How come every picture I see of that one kid of Natasha Richardson’s he’s fucking smiling? every picture of her since she got hurt to her funeral the creepy little motherfucker is all *GRIN*?
Teef | March 23, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Whether she’s a “monkey”, as you racists like to call her, or not I’d still give her a bit of the pink banana.
Zanna | March 23, 2009 at 12:49 pm
@12…I’m sure all you have is a bit to give her.
@11 – I know. I’m hoping its nerves or something because he’s ALWAYS grinning.
Maybe he pushed her.
Richport's Ghost | March 23, 2009 at 1:02 pm
I need me some monkey lovin’.
I’m dreaming of The Dream…. pounding my ass.
Pic#8 is what I’d look like (except for my moustache, pale white skin, cellulite and excessive body hair) when I was preparing for The Dream to go to town.
Please excuse me while I go Google for more hi-res images of The Dream so I can get my yank on….
Goddamnit, I abhor myself…. old RichPort’s Ghost is so full of self-loating and third-person references…..
simplicity | March 23, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Dont know who these people are..
or care.
Rough Daddy | March 23, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Those rice and beans gone in the right places, hot bod! Surge Knight light ruin the pictures…
Mike | March 23, 2009 at 1:12 pm
I can’t believe I’m wasting the time to post on this thread.
Frank N Stein | March 23, 2009 at 1:12 pm
I would hit that A Milian times
Frank N Stein | March 23, 2009 at 1:13 pm
I would hit that A Milian times
Massa' | March 23, 2009 at 1:13 pm
you can see the sickle cells pouring out of every orafice on her. It’s the plight of monkey lovers.
diddleysquat | March 23, 2009 at 1:17 pm
“The Dream”? Black people are hilarious!
Zanna | March 23, 2009 at 1:21 pm
@14 – You DO know of a thing called “site meter” don’t you? Because not only do they know where you live, they know where you work.
Caligula is Muslim | March 23, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Sean Penn is Scum – March 23, 2009 1:24 PM
My bad – I didn’t know Charlie Caligula was a Muslim name.
Schlong Fenn is a real schmuck–everybody knows he treats women worse than his liver, everybody. And yes, more than a few folks are aware Schlong, who’s infinitely talented in his many different creative endeavors, likes to reserve the right to Charlie Sheen it up and pay for his booty. And as if this is going to surprise anybody, Schlong isn’t just paying the ladies to distract him from his many other (nonpaid) gal interests, he’s going for porn stars, too. That’s what happens, right? I mean, it’s like drugs, I guess–one minute you’re tokin’ on a little Black Gold, then–wham!—you’re shootin’ up with Fake à la Ferocity, right? Right: So much so… That a chick who was just filming a porn movie–high-budget stuff, no joke–right across the street from Schlong’s fancyass pad just happened to end up doing Schlong, too. Hmm…wonder what S.P. was doing over there anyway, borrowing a cup of lube? ‘Cause the nasty freak surely doesn’t use condoms, that we know. But get this: In the course of diddling the pretty hung dude (damn shame Schlong’s usually so wasted he really doesn’t know what to do with his gift of an organ), she discovered that Mr. Fenn is currently having a longstanding affair with another porn actress! Crazy, I just love this! While everybody is so frantic wondering why Schlong and his gal broke up (and then got back together and broke up and then, well, you know the boring story), no one’s put it together that that other babe’s a triple-X kinda gal! Oh, and that’s not even the best part. In some states (maybe all of them?), I don’t believe Madame X is old enough to be having sex, much less making a living photographing it. Sean Penn (Per AGC Main Page)
from gawker:
Sean Penn Wanted to Be Cut from a Film Because He Loves the Ayatollahs So
By Richard, 1:00 PM on Sun Mar 22 2009, 6,617 views
Sean Penn is in bed with the ayatollahs, as everyone, but especially the New York Post, knows. He loves evil Iranians so much that he had himself cut from a movie which depicted them negatively.
Well, specifically the movie was Crossing Over, that Wayne Kramer-directed muddle of a Traffic wannabe about immigration, for which the greasy Comrade Penn shot a few scenes as an ‘enforcement agent.’ The Post claims that Penn had his bits cut from the film because he objected to a scene that depicted an honor killing–an Iranian woman is killed by her brother because of some social faux pas. The claim, I guess, is that he didn’t want Iranians shown in an unpleasant light?
What this has to do with the ayatollahs isn’t entirely unclear, other than that Penn went to Iran in 2005 and did some ‘reporting’ for the San Francisco Chronicle, a known butt-pirate paper that Sean now hates. So, because Penn had the appalling audacity to try to use his position of prominence to explore a complicated issue, he’s obviously an ayatollah-pirate Iranian spy.
For his part, Penn’s people say that it was an artistic decision to cut him from the terrible movie, because his parts had a “mystical” quality that didn’t really jibe with the rest of the picture’s docu-feel. OK. So it was magic that kept him away. Muslim magic???
Smarg | March 23, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Two chimps in their pre-mating ritual. Meh.
Zanna | March 23, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Where are the Sean Penn pictures?
Smarg | March 23, 2009 at 1:36 pm
#23, put down your crack pipe and move away from the computer…
Sean Penn is Scum | March 23, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Who is nastier than Mel Gibson? Sean Penn, the promiscuous mysogynist who left a movie about Muslims because they refuse to cut a scene where a woman gets stoned to death by her brother in an “honor” killling.
It’s no secret he is a sympathizer – what is wrong with a man that sympathizes with a religion that mutilates the genitals of their female children?
I vote to strap Sean Penn to a barrel of pig’s blood and drop him from a plane in Trigrit (with a parachute)……….then he gets to have 40 virgins. Well, however many children they manage to round up on any given day.
brooke | March 23, 2009 at 1:40 pm
She was popular back in, what, 2002?
Next.
Deacon Jones | March 23, 2009 at 1:41 pm
@22 Site Meter?? Do tell.
I’m off to rent a U-Haul
Sean Penn is Scum | March 23, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Who is nastier than Mel Gibson? Sean Penn, the promiscuous mysogynist who left a movie about Muslims because they refuse to cut a scene where a woman gets stoned to death by her brother in an “honor” killling.
It’s no secret he is a sympathizer – what is wrong with a man that sympathizes with a religion that mutilates the genitals of their female children?
I vote to strap Sean Penn to a barrel of pig’s blood and drop him from a plane in Trigrit (with a parachute)……….then he gets to have 40 virgins. Well, however many children they manage to round up on any given day.
feckless | March 23, 2009 at 1:44 pm
@17 see #23
sin | March 23, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Looks like she is taking a shit in pic #8.
RichPort's Ghost | March 23, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Still White is Still Trying and Still Boring.
A | March 23, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Everyone knows Sean Penn is a faggot who likes the taste of muslin men’s smelly ass? So this is surprising why?
Pretentious Hollywood Celebutards Must Die | March 23, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I agree, Sean Penn is a walking bag of douche. The guy hasn’t done anything remotely memorable since Jeff Spicoli in Fast Times….of course he was honored for playing a pillow biter by the joke Academy Awards. But all that means is that he’s a closet butt-pirate. Hollywood is a joke, the whole system, but especially these clueless causehead actors, who’ve been shielded from reality their whole lives, and then they want to chime in on politics and world events, as if they have any clue what the “real world” is like. Pompous fucks. They fucking supported Obomma, that’s how fucking clueless these retards are. Nuke the whole state of California, the world would be a better place. Losing a few million liberals and about 15 million illegal aliens would only make the USA a nicer place to be.
Mike Walker | March 23, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Dayuum! Nigga got some chicken legs!
Tom K | March 23, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Christina Milian aka Christina Flores is not black she’s spanish, Cuban actually.
Regardless she used to be prettier she got ugly. When are these minority girls going to learn that blonde hair is only for white girls. Stop dying your hair blonde and trying to be white. She looks like a used up spanish prostitute, and I take it since her career is all washed up she started that fucking chimp the Dream (hit R&B song writer and singer) to get some hit songs under her belt. Just like a spanish girl, sleep your way to the top when you don’t have any real talent, just like that dirty Puerto Rican Jennifer Lopez did.
Jane Goodall | March 23, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Latino’s are a sub species of the North American Street Ape. The Latino, or South American Wetback Ape, is closely related to the North American Street Ape. They share alot of common traits, like their tendency to form gangs, or tribes, a perpensity for violence, crime, unemployment, overbreeding, a high rate of drug and alcohol addiction, and a complete dependancy on white humans for their survival. The main difference between the North American & South American apes is that the Southern specie seems to be unable to mimic the English language as spoken by humans. The Northern Ape has been able to repeat many English words, much like a parrot, only more illedgible. There seems to be no scientific reason for the Southern Apes refusal to repeat English words, perhaps a genetic laziness is to blame.
Lineman7 | March 23, 2009 at 3:22 pm
GAK!
Doody-bubble?
Kim (not Kardashian) | March 23, 2009 at 3:26 pm
I thought she was black.
Nero | March 23, 2009 at 3:55 pm
She has good meat growing on her skeleton!
Gando | March 23, 2009 at 3:59 pm
At least this girl shows up in public! You can do something with her!
Sauron | March 23, 2009 at 4:01 pm
I dislike girls who are useless!
Mike | March 23, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Half-breed+half-breed=still a nigger
Dubya was God | March 23, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Criminals war aside not to mention the complete dismantling of our economic system to benefit the elites, George Bush was one of the best if not the best president Israel ever had.
tiffany | March 23, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Real mature #44
La Bella Vita | March 23, 2009 at 4:46 pm
HOW TACKY IS THE” CHANEL” PIERCING AHAHAHAHA GHETTO-EFFIN-LICIOUS
Sparta | March 23, 2009 at 4:46 pm
LOL @ #2
She’s sucking it in pretty hardcore. Girls that curvy don’t have flat stomachs.
ladodgers22 | March 23, 2009 at 5:56 pm
What kind of name is dream? Are you kidding me. Another thing, who in the hell is this fugly looking chick? @ 2 awsome
Tom K | March 23, 2009 at 6:45 pm
LOL @ #38 Hilarious! There are so many species.