t’s been way too long since we’ve had bikini pics of Christina Milian on the site. In fact, the last time she was here, you could get two Britney Spears’ vagina stories for a nickel. And it was sold to you by a little kid dressed like a Newsie saying “Extra! Extra!” Turns out he was a dwarf named Ralph Shackelsburg who picked all our pockets but I like to think of him as family. Family that I let sleep in my shoe and one time, on a bet, the glove box of my ca – Holy shit. Did I let him out?
UPDATE: Gonna need a shoebox….