t’s been way too long since we’ve had bikini pics of Christina Milian on the site. In fact, the last time she was here, you could get two Britney Spears’ vagina stories for a nickel. And it was sold to you by a little kid dressed like a Newsie saying “Extra! Extra!” Turns out he was a dwarf named Ralph Shackelsburg who picked all our pockets but I like to think of him as family. Family that I let sleep in my shoe and one time, on a bet, the glove box of my ca – Holy shit. Did I let him out?
UPDATE: Gonna need a shoebox….
Photos: Splash News































ggggggg | July 1, 2008 at 4:42 pm
FIRST OMG OMGOM GGOMGOMGMGO
bah | July 1, 2008 at 4:42 pm
needs to be less creepily far away
sixpack | July 1, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Probably not first!
blp | July 1, 2008 at 4:46 pm
definitely
sixpack | July 1, 2008 at 4:46 pm
and who is this person again, anyway?
bb | July 1, 2008 at 4:48 pm
#1 Are you retarded?
bubba gump | July 1, 2008 at 4:48 pm
she has a nice body
blp | July 1, 2008 at 4:49 pm
I was supposed to write definitely not first. I guess that’s what standing down wind of Tara Reid’s breath does to your brain.
Ted Mosby | July 1, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Hit that six ways to Sunday
I wish I was first | July 1, 2008 at 4:57 pm
She looks nice and brown – the future for all America and Europe!!!!!!
HHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa
You white devils be doomed! Jaw Down man! God be watching over us!
Say goodbye your time is soon done.
nipolian | July 1, 2008 at 5:00 pm
She should have used a darker dye on her tramp stamp.
BORAT | July 1, 2008 at 5:06 pm
How much????
Barely Stearn | July 1, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Who is this…?
P.S. – What a shame a crap tat ruins an otherwise splendid rearview…
Switch | July 1, 2008 at 5:23 pm
I find this so weird cause i spent 2 hours looking at past pictures of her yesterday and these pop up. what are the odds of that
ph7 | July 1, 2008 at 5:30 pm
She looks like a brown monkey.
bigpapa | July 1, 2008 at 5:33 pm
if I wuz uh black male ah would gots sex wiff her in da hood
htrp | July 1, 2008 at 5:39 pm
She is ghetto-fabulous.
Dime a dozen, chicks like her. The chicks who clean my house crank out babies like her by the dozen.
Captain Fantastic | July 1, 2008 at 5:42 pm
She should be bringing new towels to the pool, not swimming in it.
Asscrack | July 1, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Pop pop pop that thing, mmmmmmmmmm.
Your Fat Mom | July 1, 2008 at 6:04 pm
I honestly think she’s quite cute, but it must sometimes be weird for her when she realizes she’s darker than her own shit.
sailor moon | July 1, 2008 at 6:11 pm
the quality of your commentaries has somewhat decreased of late
lloyd johnson | July 1, 2008 at 6:19 pm
lol, so #10 makes an ignorant statement, #’s 15-20 retaliate, and this is how we have fun?
loJack | July 1, 2008 at 6:20 pm
In what part of the country do they allow chimps in swimming pools?
adude | July 1, 2008 at 6:28 pm
i remember her hit song from a few years ago. dip it low. what a catchy tune.
http://mywwesearch.prodege.com/?cmd=sb-register&rb=132451
coffeebean | July 1, 2008 at 6:38 pm
I’ll just bet she has a hairier ass than Britney Spears.
NotBlonde | July 1, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Wow…really not understanding what is with all the random racism….anyway, she’s really cute. Not the best singer and the tramp stamp probably wasn’t the best idea, but she’s sexy.
johnny | July 1, 2008 at 7:11 pm
At least she dosen’t have a sex tape with Mini me!
John Winston | July 1, 2008 at 7:24 pm
I am white, and still I find her cute. Your next president will either be black or be a crazy vietnam vet fuck, so stop the racism and prejudice there.
Fat Ghetto Queen | July 1, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Buhrock Bomma gonna da necks prezdent fow yoo crackaz. Wurd up yo
NotBlonde | July 1, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Yea…#29. Not funny, sorry.
bootlips | July 1, 2008 at 9:07 pm
She must be bi-racial. She doesn’t have the typical monkey features that most yard apes have.
Joseppy | July 1, 2008 at 9:17 pm
She looks just like all the other women waiting at the bus stop while I drive by on my way to work.
dstrtrt | July 1, 2008 at 9:20 pm
31- youre scum. shes latina.
Pus oozing widda weepin sore on dat azz (Yo) | July 1, 2008 at 10:01 pm
I wonder if Jane Goodal has ever encountered this ape in the dark recesses of that Hellish wasteland known as Africa. She looks scary to me. I wonder if she bites. I am from the Slavic provinces. We do not have these creatures there (thank God). Very primitive.
I think I saw her sexy moves in this linked video! Click and see! | July 1, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Yeah, I’m pretty sure I did. I wonder why the Superfish guy didn’t just put the video I linked to into the thread leader up above. Anyway, click the blue link, she’s really quite spectacular and sexy in it!!!
Oh, and as for all the racism up above, it just shows how ignorant you are. Why can’t you stop hating people for the color of their skin? After all, we all bleed red!!!
camcam | July 1, 2008 at 11:54 pm
wow… do you think any of this makes a difference? i hope you get a surge of confidence off your own insolence. christina milian clearly does not resemble a monkey, that’s something you very well know and can see with your own eyes… I guess she should be exemplary like amy winehouse? She’s a real credit to your race, fucking ass bags. I hate keyboard cowards, i’d have more respect for you if you were zieg heil-ing at some rally in public.. if you’re so superior, why not move on with your glorious life? fucking losers.. racism is so lame. who does that shit anymore?
Mamahita | July 2, 2008 at 2:04 am
I Love her. She is so pretty, and it is obvious she works out, yet she doesn’t look like a pile of sticks.. All those negative comments probably come from people who are frustrated that they couldn’t find a single spot on her with cellulitis or “cottage cheese skin” as some call it.
Anyway, if you have a problem with yourself, feel better by picking down obviously pretty ladies, then hit the gym, eat healthy and trust me, typing looser comments will not make you skinnier nor prettier.
Totally agree with #36, racism is so lame, who does that anymore?
Mamahita | July 2, 2008 at 2:05 am
I Love her. She is so pretty, and it is obvious she works out, yet she doesn’t look like a pile of sticks.. All those negative comments probably come from people who are frustrated that they couldn’t find a single spot on her with cellulitis or “cottage cheese skin” as some call it.
Anyway, if you have a problem with yourself, feel better by picking down obviously pretty ladies, then hit the gym, eat healthy and trust me, typing looser comments will not make you skinnier nor prettier.
Totally agree with #36, racism is so lame, who does that anymore?
Mercutio | July 2, 2008 at 5:11 am
You know what I find so funny about these racist fucks? (15-17, 20, 23)
They’re the kind of douche that says this stuff on the net and then when challenged, then say “Sheeet, get a sense of humour you idiot”.
Well the point is, try your jokes out on a black person – a real black person like me. I’m a good indicator of humour and if it works, then I’ll shake your hand and laugh along with you.
In this case, if it doesn’t, well, you can see what happens.
Idiots..you’ll talk behind your screens but couldn’t you come up with something more witty to say about Milian?
You noticed she’s ‘dark’ (who uses that word?).
Wow…so she is. But she’s prettier than any of your girlfriends I’d bet, and sexier, and richer. And she’s considered pretty by more guys in the know than your sorry Pirelli-calendar-masturbating asses.
Not all that is white is great – there are other races of chicks that are pretty damn hot!
Oh wait – don’t tell me, they’re called Asians and you fantasise over them “serving” you.
I give up with you fucking douchebags.
Sim free | July 2, 2008 at 5:30 am
a flabby ass attracts me no more
Me One | July 2, 2008 at 5:38 am
I WOULD GIVE HER A TOUNGE BATH!!!!!!!
gergerg | July 2, 2008 at 7:48 am
I’d bang her like a drum.
veggi | July 2, 2008 at 7:51 am
I know it’s a slow news period, but enough with the mudpeople in bikinis. You can get Animal Planet on basic cable.
tim Touche | July 2, 2008 at 8:14 am
It’s nice they let maids swim in the hotel pools after work.
Too much Melanin is a really bad thing | July 2, 2008 at 8:28 am
Seems universal since ancient times that women with dark skin are considered inferior. Notice how blacks prefer lighter skinned negroid does I mean females of their type (ick)? Notice how Bill Cosby or Huxtable daddy had a light skin father on his show? Notice how his daughter was somehow a melatto? Explain that one to us.
Keepin’ it real for the Homees.
Anyway, this chimp looks like she strayed too far from the ape troop and seems lost without the silverback’s guidance.
I can tell she is close to dropping down on all fours. Gonna start pickin’ insects out of her bush out of anxiety. Maybe puke and eat her own vomit, maybe throw her own feces up and down in the air or at the humans around her.
How’s that for some racism? WEeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
King Wang | July 2, 2008 at 8:39 am
I don’t get it. I thought all Mexicans were afraid of all H2O except for the Red River during the Summertime when they do “Mass Migration”?
Kind of like Lemmings……..except with a higher “Grease” content……..
I would be pissed if I was the poolboy, after all, we are talking about her not leaving “Ring around the Collar”………but the whole friggin’ pond.
Rut Roh | July 2, 2008 at 9:11 am
Eh, this site has gone bizarre with racism.
#39, I couldn’t agree more, but that’s okay, I’m sure assclowns on this site will fire back with extremely racist comments. Luckily, I’m Asian, so I will be hearing too.
It’s strange how these cowards only do this on websites, but in real life they go to work and act like open minded humans…..it’s sad really.
free lily | July 2, 2008 at 9:23 am
damn, she’s got a juicy ass!
God Almighty | July 2, 2008 at 9:42 am
Damn right she has a “juicy ass”. The problem is, I really DO like to eat “juicy fried pork chops”, but it doesn’t mean I would want to fuck one that’s been in the pool that long…………
slam | July 2, 2008 at 10:21 am
what the eff is up with all the racism? what is wrong with you people? You horrible, close minded douche bags. Consider just for a second that NOONE not even the whitest person on the planet had a CHOICE. you were born the color you are – so grow the EFF up.
idiots