Christina Hendricks was at the DGAs

February 1st, 2010 // 111 Comments

It says something about a woman when you can’t even take a headshot of her without her giant breasts being in the way. And that something is I’m not even gonna try to make fun of Christina Hendrick’s husband because at the end of the day he goes home to a magical, big-titty Narnia that I can only attempt to simulate with two giant pillows and a goat I put a scarf on. No eye contact, Mr. Tumnus!

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  1. rich

    she’s a banga. Never mind rockin that ass to sleep, i put that bitch in a coma.

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  3. Ally

    No Im not jealous at all – here’s a list of women featured in this site who I do find hot – Megan Fox, Taylor Swift, Rihanna, Angelina – the list goes on … But I personally think this chick has no class practically wearing her boobs as earrings and she isnt exactly athletic. Pasty old red head whose only real asset is her huge boobs which she makes look trashy anyway. I wouldnt touch it. Hell no I’m not jealous – Katy Perry is better looking than that and she isn’t even all that. Jealous of the others I listed though.

  4. shattered

    Love her dirty pillows…

  5. Asif

    @Ally – Everyone has different tastes hon. “athletic” sure as hell isn’t what I look for – this woman’s whole body is in porportion, every sweet curve (although I agree this dress is only showing off one feature.) Megan Fox is a pretty little girl, and when I was a boy I loved those. Now I’m a man, and CH is a real woman

  6. Bosco

    I bet you can see those from outer space………..

  7. required

    Seems to be a lot of angry, lonely, or just plain pitiful people reading this.

  8. I think she looks great, I don’t know why the fashion critics are picking on her, other than they want every woman to look like a 12 year old boy, no curves.
    And what’s all this “big girl” stuff? She’s not big, she’s curvy. Suddenly everyone who’s not a skeleton is considered big?

  9. whattheshit

    I’m not even a breast man, but god damn.

  10. Matrim

    I’d just like to let you know all know that I would kill each and every one of you in cold blood for one night of passion with this woman. That is all.

  11. LOL Ally must be flat chested and quite envious of this woman’s assets. I like how she’s insinuating that Hendricks isn’t classy, so she doesn’t like her. Ally, you just listed Megan Fox and Rihanna as women you find attractive. Neither of those 2 are exactly classy. Besides, why is it okay for women with smaller breasts to have them hanging out all over the place but it’s not okay for women with larger chests to do so? Oh that’s right, because being attractive and having big tits makes someone unclassy. Wrap those puppies up and wear turtle necks for crying outloud. Ha. Idiot.

  12. LOL Ally must be flat chested and quite envious of this woman’s assets. I like how she’s insinuating that Hendricks isn’t classy, so she doesn’t like her. Ally, you just listed Megan Fox and Rihanna as women you find attractive. Neither of those 2 are exactly classy. Besides, why is it okay for women with smaller breasts to have them hanging out all over the place but it’s not okay for women with larger chests to do so? Oh that’s right, because being attractive and having big tits makes someone unclassy. Wrap those puppies up and wear turtle necks for crying outloud. Ha. Idiot.

  13. Doc Schweinstrudel

    She looks a bit like Angelina in the face, the eyes…But hell, those TITS, its like I watched an episode of Madmen and there was not enough space in their office cause everyone has to stand two meters away from her when talking to her.

  14. Just sayin'

    I’m sry but this broad seems pretty desp

  15. The butthurt expressed here by jealous girls is *very* entertaining. Keep up the sad work.

  16. what great Breast!!!

  17. milo

    After looking at the last pic, all I want to know is how many pairs of Spanx did this take?

  18. jill

    Hey, I’m an open minded girl from UK, I’m interested in exotic things, photography, dating and sports…I have my photos on — SeekTall.com —, I love tall guys!
    Do you love traveling and have some experience? Just find me out.

  19. Really Cool Profile. like it..

  20. chiss

    wtf at last pic, looking like a post with a tumour much?? where are the curves ??? nice face, but not sure about the rest

  21. Ego

    Drool…

  22. jason

    Those are implants, the shadow is a telltale sign. not to mention the implants were too high and her own shape is lower so in those dresses she always look the dresses are deflating them and she has mad long boobs

  23. spinal

    Sorry, but the bright dye job and boobs up to her chin just ain’t doing it for me.

    Then again, I’m female. If I were a man I’d probably want to bang her silly. That’s just the way it is.

  24. Neubian

    That IS the “snozberries taste like snozerries” kid from Super Troopers.

    And who cares if they are implants — they’re perfect. She is a model for all women follow.

  25. Observer

    Stunning and sexy, love her.

  26. Will

    @74
    I couldn’t turn her down, implants or not, but as for a model for all women to follow, implants are not. I’m all for allowing women to objectify themselves, but I greatly regard a woman’s natural beauty big breasts or not. My model woman can have big breasts or small, take good care of what she has and stand and command respect regardless.

  27. zelio

    For those of you who feel you need to put her down in some way I suggest looking in the mirror. I bet this woman makes you hate yourself that much more and thus is the reason for all the bashing.

  28. Margo

    YES. PLEASE. I love her so much. <3

  29. What the ...

    Best. Tits. Ever!!!

  30. Katie

    She’s gorgeous.

  31. farthammer

    Just more proof why white females are superior to all other races’ women.

  32. drx1

    Upon further review, I do no think her dress was altered (or ripped) at the last minute to accommodate her tig bitties. The ruffage around her V neck is her bra – black lace bra at that.

    You guys need to get your eyes checked…. or just keep staring until all becomes clear!

  33. Rebecca

    I think she looks absolutely gorgeous here! But as a woman with a big underwear fetish I know exactly how much underwear that lifts and fill out at the right places as well as tucks in at the right places can do. When I look at her pictures I can tell she is wearing a padded push-up bra, and some undergarment that tucks her belly in and lifts her but. I believe it is very uncommon to have these kinds of curves with all the fat in the right places with such a thin waist naturally. I think that if I gained maybe 20-30 pounds (im very slim now) I could get a similar look with the right undergarments! She does look great though :-)

  34. tony romo

    looks like katy perry had serious rival here.

  35. Celebrate your femininity

    I think she is incredibly beautiful, and am happy to see a genuinely full figured woman take the spotlight. Those of you that are so snarky should try and appreciate a little diversity in your worlds. And by the way did anybody notice she’s also a good actress on an intelligent show?…Never mind. Go back to watching Housewives of Orange County.

  36. Neccessary

    She’s incredibly hot,yo weird ugly bitches saying otherwise should die in a fire.

  37. Matrim

    @84> Dude, Katy Perry isn’t even in the same star system as this chick. Hendricks is head and shoulders (not to mention a massive rack) above Katy-fucking-Perry.

  38. Kitty Furry

    @ 81 if this is your best proof, you should turn off the porn and get out more you racist fuk aka american…this chick is obviously descended from western europe and even they know the best “white” women examples hail from eastern europe…heil fake tits, heil photoshop

  39. Ally

    Why is it that if you are a female and call another female unattractive you are automatically labelled as ‘jealous.’ I just said in my post that Angelina is hot – and if I was going to be jealous of anyone it is her.

    Im allowed an opinion and so are the people who think this woman is hot – I personally find her quite unattractive and its certainly not classy to wear your boobs as a head rest. She looks like she couldnt even run across the road to her neighbours house to borrow milk without having to stop for air – not that she’d need to borrow any milk i guess.

    As for her style? Subtle like a sledgehammer. Leave something to the imagination jeez.

  40. kitty_kat

    That dress is very unflattering.

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  42. Wow!Wow!Wow!!!She’s gorgeous. It’s said “FitnessKiss”dot com which brings our fitness love and relationship to us is a fashion website for fit and sexy guys/gals, you gonna check it!!!!!

  43. Yeah

    Oh PLEASE! To those who say she looks “perfectly in proportion”:
    C’mon- those are huge, HUGE tits, and waaaaay out of proportion for the rest of her body. I mean, I know you just cast a cursory glance at her face en route to her tits, but didn’t you notice that her head looks freakishly small? Beetlejuice small. Seriously. That’s why her stylist had to poof up her hair a bit. Otherwise, she’d look like a grape balanced on a couple of watermelons.
    But a damn good woman to have next to you if your plane crashed in the water…

  44. God

    Okay, imagine this chick bald. That’s what I did. I wanted to create at least one woman that forced you to pay attention to her tits. You know, if she was bald you’d be compelled to stare at her in horror, but at the same time, you’d want to look at her tits. So I did this to test you. You’d be forced to look at her tits. Forced I tell you. Now, if you’re into bald chicks, that’s okay, but now she’s pissed because you’re ignoring her brain. But you want to barf because she’s bald. So you concentrate on her tits. Actually, she is bald. It’s a wig. Now you can pay attention to her tits and not feel bad about it. Just like when you secretly watch your mom in the shower you perverted little twits.

  45. Castalia

    Woww, all the women commenting on her and saying mean things are just jealous because I am not in any way shape or form attraceted to women and she is gorgeous.

  46. I want my mommy

  47. Bubbleburster

    So you know… I work on the show. She stuffs fellas. First we made her. Now she embraces it. And judging by these responses you can see why… Haha.

  48. CARLO

    WOULD PAY!!! and they all stuff….if not then they bought em. All boobies that are not pointed at the floor are awesome

  49. What has she been in .. she looks familiar?

  50. Heather

    CH is one smokin hot lady. Personally, i’m not a fanof large racks. I have one myself (although not this big!!) and would trade it to be flat as a board in a day (due to many reasons, backpain is the highlight), thus i find them unattractive. ANYWAY, she is so stunning and has a beautful curvy sexy body. This is what heavy women look like. Not the Angelina’s of the world, the bobble heads with no hips and tits.
    And Ally, you find her trashy for showing off her chest? What about every outfit choice Rhianna has made over the last year?!

    Btw boys, i think CH’s chest is fake. Sorry to break it to you, but they do look a bit hard. Either way, the surgeon did a good job. I just don’t think large natural breasts would have the line at the top or the sides.

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