Christina Hendricks was at the DGAs

It says something about a woman when you can’t even take a headshot of her without her giant breasts being in the way. And that something is I’m not even gonna try to make fun of Christina Hendrick’s husband because at the end of the day he goes home to a magical, big-titty Narnia that I can only attempt to simulate with two giant pillows and a goat I put a scarf on. No eye contact, Mr. Tumnus!

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