It says something about a woman when you can’t even take a headshot of her without her giant breasts being in the way. And that something is I’m not even gonna try to make fun of Christina Hendrick’s husband because at the end of the day he goes home to a magical, big-titty Narnia that I can only attempt to simulate with two giant pillows and a goat I put a scarf on. No eye contact, Mr. Tumnus!
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BeeTee | February 1, 2010 at 1:38 pm
OMG First BBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRBBBBBB motorboat
snozzberries | February 1, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Clarification on picture 8: is that really the “snozzberries” kid from Super Troupers? How did he get a woman like that?!?!
jbolbgfr | February 1, 2010 at 1:39 pm
SECONDDD
Online Sex Toy Store | February 1, 2010 at 1:42 pm
hot!
Babs | February 1, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Honestly, she doesn’t know how to dress or make a face ( vapid look all the time). Boobs bulging out above the neckline actually makes them look less attractive than they are. Otherwise, she is a goddess.
I call 'em as I see 'em | February 1, 2010 at 1:43 pm
In some pix they look real, and in some pix (these) they sooooo don’t.
Never the less, in a few short years, she’s gonna look like someone’s granny- with those giant bags hanging down to her waist, nipples pointed south (Oh, hi, Britney!)… actually, perhaps it’s already begun…
bro | February 1, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Anyone else notice that she had to rip the dress a little to make them titties fit inside? Fannnnnntastic!
sensitive guy | February 1, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Looks like it’s time to update my ‘Things I would Kill For’ list again…. This goes in front of ‘the End of the Designated Hitter Rule,’ but just after ‘a 3-some with the Gilmore Girls’….
A boy can dream…
BeeTee | February 1, 2010 at 1:59 pm
I think Dave Chappelle said it best when he quoted “titties be all bust’in out of her turtle-neck and shit”
COCKMASTER | February 1, 2010 at 2:00 pm
SO NOT INTERESTED IN ANYTHING HERE
-COCK MASTER
Dude | February 1, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Dem’s some tig ol bitties!
Haha get it? Its a play on the words big titties! Cuz shes got some big titties. And the Snozzberries guy cuddles them to sleep!
Nelly | February 1, 2010 at 2:04 pm
It raises the question of whether to bust a load on her glasses or rack.
BennyfromThames | February 1, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Jeez-uss! Everytime I see this voluptuous chested earth goddess I want to strip down naked and suckle!!!
tc | February 1, 2010 at 2:06 pm
First.
First to have a sex-based obsession with her, that is.
sunshine | February 1, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Gives a whole new definition for “over the top”.
Ralph | February 1, 2010 at 2:15 pm
More Botox & silicone please…her face & breasts haven’t exploded yet.
t | February 1, 2010 at 2:31 pm
This bitch is sooooooooooooo ugly! I dont care how big her tits are, she is butt ugly and pale. yuck,
whatever | February 1, 2010 at 2:35 pm
i think she’s beautiful, and her body is phenomenal. however, i think her cleavage is approaching trailer-park trashy at this point. if she had her dress tailored a little better, she’d still have a fabulous rack but look a lot less porn star.
pappy smeary | February 1, 2010 at 2:44 pm
the lactaphile in me is enticed byt the idea of drinking her breast milk
but the symphorophile in me wants to see a her get in a car accident… im torn
googlerr | February 1, 2010 at 2:56 pm
This guy gives us all hope.
boobs | February 1, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Those boobs are 100% real. They are not hard and stiff like fake tits. You can tell that they are jiggly and bouncy.
SATAN | February 1, 2010 at 3:00 pm
for the love of God, those are some suckable, fuckable titties.
and that look she’s giving me in pic 2 made me shoot my wad.
havoc | February 1, 2010 at 3:00 pm
The thought of coming home to play with those sweater puppets would keep me busy all day…..
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get a clue | February 1, 2010 at 3:24 pm
#17 redheads look beautiful pale. They don’t have to tan.
Randal | February 1, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Christina Hendricks made Firefly the hit series it was during its time on FOX. She’s a very talented actress once you get beyond her beautiful face and doe eyes. Nice to see you stopping by The FISH, Christina.
Randal
Alex | February 1, 2010 at 3:38 pm
17, here’s my rebuttal…still think she’s fug?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utq-lx_D0EY
Regina | February 1, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Who the hell is this woman!?!?!?!?
coco | February 1, 2010 at 4:04 pm
You got to love the bigger right boob
chris | February 1, 2010 at 4:10 pm
it like baloons
BeeTee | February 1, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Id love to climb up on top of those wonderful mountains and holla “Riiiiiiicoooooolllaaaa!”
testington | February 1, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Love her to pieces
whatever | February 1, 2010 at 4:29 pm
@7 The dress is not ripped. What you see there is the lace from her bra.
PeterPeta | February 1, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Someone please call PETA! That bitch has some poor living creatures feathers on her dress! Ohhh the humanity! I shed a tear for the innocent bird that was scraficed for her fashion! We must……must….. Wow she has an awesome rack! What was I saying..?
Richport's Ghost | February 1, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Everyone knows that redheads are naughty. Chicks with big tits are whores in the bedroom.
This one here must be off the charts in the sack.
gen | February 1, 2010 at 4:49 pm
She’s beautiful and her tits are lovely. I’m jealous.
yoyoyo | February 1, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Oh lawdy I would cream those
Pseudopodia | February 1, 2010 at 5:20 pm
She’s obviously right-breasted
Laughing GUNT | February 1, 2010 at 5:31 pm
When is she going to let those Warlocks out for all to see???? Is there a God…
vegietaco | February 1, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Hooray for tities Narnia!
LovelyRiot! | February 1, 2010 at 5:55 pm
She has such a pretty face. It’s a shame she can’t properly dress her boobs so you’d actually notice that!
Danee | February 1, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Gee. Those things are bigger than hear head…
laurente | February 1, 2010 at 6:42 pm
FAKE!
BeeTee | February 1, 2010 at 6:46 pm
Kirk to Enterprise…….I have seemed to encounter the largest set of breasts known to man…..set phasers to stun….pew pew… Damn it Jim you supposed to shoot it not jerk to it.
Ally | February 1, 2010 at 6:54 pm
Yuck her head is too small for her body – looks like someone put a skinny person’s head on Kate Winslet’s body (except much bigger boobs). She looks wrong and so out of proportion – Katy Perry is way hotter than this ho. She isn’t all that in the face either – just shows you could probably put massive tits on Russell Brand and guys would be drooling over it.
gen | February 1, 2010 at 6:56 pm
@44
Jealous much?
Alexandra | February 1, 2010 at 7:17 pm
I do NOT see at all how someone can say she is unattractive. My husband asked me if I would be ok if he screwed her, and I said that it would be so long as I got to lick every inch of her after he was finished. She is a GODDESS.
sweekes | February 1, 2010 at 7:21 pm
I love it! Her big tittems make her head look tiny- like that small head guy in Beetlejuice.
el ces | February 1, 2010 at 8:09 pm
…very intent stare she has.
Narcissist | February 1, 2010 at 8:15 pm
Looks like a biker magazine.
See Alice | February 1, 2010 at 8:21 pm
Is that Elvira’s daughter ?