Christina Hendricks just broke my penis and other news

February 15th, 2010 // 125 Comments

- Simon Monjack returns donations made to Brittany Murphy Foundation because being a shady widower is this week’s fake-pregnant elf. [PopEater]

- Victoria Beckham is apparently going to crash the Oscars. [Lainey Gossip]

- Pamela Anderson is still trying to defy physics with her massive tits. Which is why she’s my constant. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Robert Pattinson overcomes his fear of noonerholes for a paycheck. [Huffington Post]

- Fergie: A Retrospective in Penis Tucking. [TheFABlife]

- Leonardo DiCaprio lets Bar Refaeli come to his fancy events. [Just Jared]

- Madonna wants to direct. But first the blood of a Scotsman! [Dlisted]

- Blake Lively wants $2.5 million to do Playboy. Quick, somebody tell Hugh to sell his girlfriends into white slavery. [Celebslam]

- Tiger Woods knocked up Joslyn James twice? Dammit! Who’s forgetting to sterilize porn stars? C’mon. [The Blemish]

- Jennifer Hudson dropped 56 pounds. Guess she wants to fly Southwest. [Bossip]

- Jay-Z isn’t a fan of “We Are the World” remake. [PopSugar]

- Heidi Montag is on her way to becoming what she was destined to be: a mannequin. [Amy Grindhouse]

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  1. Doc Schweinstrudel

    at #100, what does the shape of body have to do with a (manly and drawn) face, you idiot?

  2. Amy

    my goodness this site is populated by a load of shit-headed posters: hense forth

    type a) guys who complain this woman is fat and ugly and needs to lost weight.

    type b) guys who complain women are hating on this woman and that they are fat/ugly when its MALE POSTERS who are bad-mouthing this woman.

    type c) the guys who say they would bang this woman. FYI guys, no one gives a shit.

    type d) fustrated losers who use ANY post to go on about how much they hate women. go fucking take a chill pill fuckheads.

    with the exception of Darcy all of you, including the superfish who i have noticed has become less funny and more douchbag in his posts obviously hate women and complain on here because real women would never give you a second look including myself. you will never get laid with your attitudes (at least get laid for free) shut the fuck up and grow up. though i am glad that you are on here complaining than out there where i would have to look/deal with your whining. reminds me why i hardly come to this site

    inb4 i’m a fat cow. yes i am. i also get laid. suck it losers!

  3. Doc Schweinstrudel

    #102 For how long does it help you to feel validated , I mean, getting laid by some man?

  4. Mr. Nice Guy

    Darcy Dog, you missed the point. If you have an Hourglass Figure you have hit the Gene Lottery, and you look as Hot and as Sexually Desirable as a Woman can look. If not, you need to be Thin so you can look great in clothes, and hope the guy falls in love before he notices you look like a 12 year old boy nude. Or get one of the Gay Guy like Doc Schweinstrudel who hasn’t come out of the closet to themselves yet to fall for you because you do look like a 12 year old boy.
    As far as being 5’5″ and weigh 94 pounds and have been hospitalized 8 times for an eating disorder, not the issue here. I am sorry you have a thick waist and no hips. Just means most men won’t want you as much as other women. There is hope; there is a lid for every pot. Eat a Pizza and have some Ice Cream. Few men wants a 94 pound woman, they are ugly naked.
    BTW, I just made a reservation to take a Curvet Woman to Flemings in Newport Beach CA on Saturday Night. I asked her to wear a little black dress she owns that she spills out of sort of like CH is spilling out of these photos. I’ll let you know if Men were looking at her lustfully or the size 1-2 Clothes Horses.
    Now go eat that Pizza, and quite hating on Beautiful Woman.

  5. Dee

    I dont care if her breats are real or not but I wouldnt consider her beautiful just because she has huge tits. her face is nothing special. you have to see the entire person, not just the breasts. it might be that her breasts make her seem attractive, but she is not “beautiful”

    ….and she looks fat in the cover picture. i dont know if shes really fat, but she definitely looks fat on that picture.

  6. No

    @ Mr. Nice Guy, Go date a cow. They have big utters for you. Us thin women get the wealthy men, not the basement dwellers who want to date a woman just like dear old mom (breast fixation). Mom is a little chunky, no?

  7. Mr. Nice Guy

    #106, I have seen you nude, Drilled you, and moved on to Real Women. As to you question, No, not chunky, not FLAT either. My father had good taste. You asked.

  8. No

    Keep dreaming Chubby Chaser. You are a turd.

  9. Jade

    I think she is hot hands down!!! I also think she is bigger than a DD, I got fitted for a bra at a botique and went from thinking I was a F cup to really being a GG cup. (and they are real) I think she is between a F or H. (I go by UK cup sizes) And hers are definitely reall, you can tell fake ones!!

  10. MMMMMMM DD'S, GG's wtfever... GAAHHHHH

    She is hot as fuck. Cover picture she definitely looks chunkier than usual, and her face doesn’t look great. But she is one hot-ass woman. That second picture mmmmmm damn. It’s strange to see people angrily arguing about what they find attractive. Some men like the cute, tiny, tan ones and some of them like the luscious, busty, big-assed ones. Why fight with someone if they disagree with what you personally find hot? As for me, I like ‘em all. A hot chick’s a hot chick. aaaand CH makes the grade, no problem.

  11. D

    Those of you who are saying she looks like a kindergarten teacher/you wouldn’t look twice, blah blah blah…

    You’re telling me that you wouldn’t look twice if THIS (http://sambasixtytwo.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/christina-hendricks-p6.jpg) woman walked into a bar? HA!

    Come on now.

  12. delglim

    I love Christina but she only looks like a a younger Katy Sagal. Yes, I said it.

  13. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Mr “Nice” g(u?)y,
    First of all, I am Not aGay man, I am a WOMAN. But thanks for revealing us your paranoias and subconscious expectations ( frears are wishes).
    So fucking what you hired a prostitute for a weekend in CA. You’d be surprised but some women would pass on such “generous offers”. I mean those of us who have dignity.
    But keep trying to overcompensate your gayness by the big busted-big assed women, no one will guess you are all that – right!

    Final point for what you said to darcy, calling her a “dog” reveals how you truely hate women. Please, die already. (As I wrote already on a different post the same to someone posted under the name “Ann” – was that you?)

  14. Amy

    @ 103 because you cant be bothered to use names, i dont need anyone to make me feel validated. if that was meant as a backhanded comment than who gives a fuck.

  15. All I can say is…..damn.

  16. Quantum Reaper

    Here’s how this breaks down. No one cares what any of you think. It amazes the living hell out of me how many people, men and women, come on these boards and get into flame wars. Are you so full of hate and pain that the only way you can feel better is to denigrate someone, and anyone who might find them attractive? For the love of all that is holy, get over yourselves.

  17. Hi Guy’s,
    I’d like to inform you that I would kill any one of you for a night with this woman.

  18. Mr. Nice Guy

    Let me offer an apologize to Gay Men and Women for mistaking Doc as a Human, when in fact it is a Turd.
    You decide who Hates on Women-
    Read #35 -

    then #39-

    then 45. Doc Schweinstrudel …..I don’t like her and her big fake udder, …. some worthless fucktoy for some man. A woman who hasn’t had a baby isn’t supposed to have such idiotic DDs that can only fit into grandma’s corcet. Wikipedia says she is a natural blond has been dying her hair red since age of ten! Shame on you sister!
    Sooo it’s ok to fucking have FAT on yourself as long as its fairly distributed to please men’s nasty genitals???
    Why do you people bash Heidi and not this skank? ….

    then 47. Doc Schweinstrudel – …..Overall, she looks ridiculous…

    then 51 answers a question Doc asked about CH acting, and-

    then 55. Doc Schweinstrudel – (responded) #51 I am no expert in acting of course, although I am a keen theater goer and a cinemaholic. However. I DO HAVE EYES. What acting exactly do you mean?
    All her life this woman played some small parts judging by Wikipedia.
    The MadMen show fucking sucks as itself and her role there as an old man’s hotel room fuck and a doc’s wife whom he fucked in the office – sure takes big talent to play! hah!!! Contrasting to January Jones – the only saving grace on the show. To you personally: keep being man’s blowup doll. (attacks yet another women)

    then 68. darcy – attacks me for my comment in 39 (35, if you don’t have an Hourglass, lose weight.) Mr. Nice Guy, …. you piece of shit. I have also been 180 pounds. My body shape is the same: I have a thick waist and no hips. Period. You are a piece of shit.

    then 78. Doc Schweinstrudel stricks again – #71 is a fatty.

    followed by 79. Doc Schweinstrudel – #72, (too long to put here)

    then Dos attacks CH in 83 and defends an attacker in 84

    then in 101. Doc Schweinstrudel – attacks a woman who posted at 100, “what does the shape of body have to do with a (manly and drawn) face, you idiot?”

    then in 103. Doc Schweinstrudel – shows how she also hates men & women “#102 For how long does it help you to feel validated , I mean, getting laid by some man?”

    In 104 I respond to Darcy calling me a piece of shit.

    I get Hit in 106. No – @ Mr. Nice Guy, Go date a cow. They have big utters for you. Us thin women get the wealthy men, not the basement dwellers who want to date a woman just like dear old mom (breast fixation). Mom is a little chunky, no?

    I come back in 107. Mr. Nice Guy – #106, I have seen you nude, Drilled you, and moved on to Real Women. As to you question, No, not chunky, not FLAT either. My father had good taste. You asked.

    Got punched back in 108. No – Keep dreaming Chubby Chaser. You are a turd.
    Fair enough

    then Doc shows says a lot, all wrong of course. No you can decide who the Hater is.

  19. Mr. Nice Guy

    Opps
    Should Read
    then Doc says a lot about me, all wrong of course. Now you can decide who is the Hater.
    Never post when pissed.

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  22. gingernicole

    this woman is not beautiful (unless ur just not picky abt the face). i don’t think she’s ugly, but i don’t find her pretty at all. Adriana lima is gorgeous, Jessica Alba is pretty, and Aishwarya rai is real pretty. So i’m not biased. I just pay more attention to the face (bc i’m a straight female). I think big girls are hyping this chick so they feel better about their own body, guys are boobs obsessed (shocking huh?). hide her boobs and see if anyone looks twice, i’m thinking not unless they’re not picky.

  23. Princess

    Her boobs are fake just like Sharon Osbourne’s even compare http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Sharon_Osbourne/SharonOsbour_Mazur_4541663.jpg Sharon has admitted to her’s and is going to remove them soon. Oh and Christina Hendricks is hella ugly in the face and has ugly pale skin. People are right when they say that she would look too plain if she had no boobs. But she’s ugly with or without them.

  24. Princess

    Kim Kardashian is HOT this girl is not she’s lucky if her acting is even good. But remove those implants don’t try to be somebody you aren’t it doesn’t help.

  25. Bride2011

    Those of you who are saying this woman is fat apparently have never met a real woman. She is a size 12. Which is actually smaller than the average size of a woman in the US. Leave her alone, you’re just upset because no one who looks like her would ever be interested in you. And girls, you’re just jealous of her normal, healthy body.

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