- Simon Monjack returns donations made to Brittany Murphy Foundation because being a shady widower is this week’s fake-pregnant elf. [PopEater]
- Victoria Beckham is apparently going to crash the Oscars. [Lainey Gossip]
- Pamela Anderson is still trying to defy physics with her massive tits. Which is why she’s my constant. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Robert Pattinson overcomes his fear of noonerholes for a paycheck. [Huffington Post]
- Fergie: A Retrospective in Penis Tucking. [TheFABlife]
- Leonardo DiCaprio lets Bar Refaeli come to his fancy events. [Just Jared]
- Madonna wants to direct. But first the blood of a Scotsman! [Dlisted]
- Blake Lively wants $2.5 million to do Playboy. Quick, somebody tell Hugh to sell his girlfriends into white slavery. [Celebslam]
- Tiger Woods knocked up Joslyn James twice? Dammit! Who’s forgetting to sterilize porn stars? C’mon. [The Blemish]
- Jennifer Hudson dropped 56 pounds. Guess she wants to fly Southwest. [Bossip]
- Jay-Z isn’t a fan of “We Are the World” remake. [PopSugar]
- Heidi Montag is on her way to becoming what she was destined to be: a mannequin. [Amy Grindhouse]
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YoYoYo | February 15, 2010 at 6:37 pm
First!
Hefe | February 15, 2010 at 6:38 pm
Hendricks has the most bodacious tits I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Anon | February 15, 2010 at 6:38 pm
“Jennifer Hudson dropped 56 pounds. Guess she wants to fly Southwest.”
Brilliant.
Sher | February 15, 2010 at 6:39 pm
Yay for curvy girls!
MissZ | February 15, 2010 at 6:48 pm
I’m all for curvy women but this cover is bad. What’s up with the zombie eyes and nappy hair? Oh right, no one’s looking at that. Just her rack. OK then.
julia | February 15, 2010 at 6:50 pm
the cover is shitty. could have been better. the other picture is okay I guess.
Miguel | February 15, 2010 at 6:57 pm
If you’re looking at her eyes or hair, you’re doing it wrong.
Dan | February 15, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Amazing – they actually managed to make her look unattractive. She deserves a better shot.
Tiffany | February 15, 2010 at 7:02 pm
@Miguel- Oh, heck yes!
Lux | February 15, 2010 at 7:03 pm
She’s one of the most gorgeous women in the world.
What bothers me is that women who call themselves “curvy” will want to say she’s their poster girl, but she has nothing in common with big women.
Richard McBeef | February 15, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Just like katy perry, big tits don’t make you hot. They just make you a dog with big tits.
black jesus | February 15, 2010 at 7:07 pm
can you imagine how soft and luscious this chick is???????
holy F U C K !!!!!!!!!
Joey | February 15, 2010 at 7:10 pm
She has eyes?
AnnaDraconida | February 15, 2010 at 7:14 pm
I hate that fat chicks will point at such women and say SEE? CURVES ARE SEXY!
CH isn’t OVERWEIGHT. Does she have a fat neck? NO. Does she have a fat gut? NO. She is CURVY, not OBESE. Stop mixing up the 2, FFS
holy shite | February 15, 2010 at 7:15 pm
:woah: I do not know about you guies but I think I am going to wack off now
testington | February 15, 2010 at 7:16 pm
Wooa, who did she piss off to end up with picture? I’m sorry but any red carpet photo I’ve ever seen of Christina is far prettier than this cover, heck hit freeze frame on any scene of her in madmen and you’ll get a better photo.
Matrim | February 15, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Once again, I’d like to inform you that I would kill any one of you for a night with this woman. That is all.
Urbanspaceman | February 15, 2010 at 7:23 pm
They’re so lop-sided that one suspects that they might be real.
Rough on ice | February 15, 2010 at 7:28 pm
This Jay Z’s getting way too big for his britches, doesn’t he believe in going green when it comes to talents.
Superb tits, but im still not googling…
Hank | February 15, 2010 at 7:41 pm
I think the lopsidedness is from her pose, not her boobs. Her boobs are epic!
I agree w/ most of the posters though- this is a really horrible picture. Quite in keeping with ‘fashion’ photographers, they can’t photograph a beautiful woman without making her look like a brown-bagger or a street walker. I can only dream of being paid that much money to do such a crappy job.
she doesn't look hot here | February 15, 2010 at 7:52 pm
FAT ginger. looks like a kindergarten teacher. Britney Spears is half the size of this woman, I am not just talking about her tits. It is true and you know it …
SATAN | February 15, 2010 at 7:59 pm
her lips in the 2nd pick almost made me shoot my wad
flavio | February 15, 2010 at 8:02 pm
wowza. omg. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, mmmm, ohhhhhh agghhhhhhh
bevo | February 15, 2010 at 8:08 pm
Oh, goddaman. Broken penis? Try broken internet.
Hang on. I will be back in 10, no 5 minutes.
Alli | February 15, 2010 at 8:38 pm
is that a Lost reference in the Pam Anderson story? if so, that is great. haha
The Girl's Guide to Depravity | February 15, 2010 at 8:42 pm
The body looks good, but the face? They shoulda used those extensions to cover it up!
DaeRave | February 15, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Wow. Hot.
kingofbeer | February 15, 2010 at 9:38 pm
GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE IS FUCKIN FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rasputins Liver | February 15, 2010 at 9:45 pm
*
All I can say is…..damn.
*
Posh | February 15, 2010 at 9:49 pm
She looks like a human cow.
Hennifer Lopez | February 15, 2010 at 9:51 pm
THANK YOU #14
When i think of the word “curvy” I think small flat stomach, shapely legs, with nice hips, butt and great breasts
All the fat asses in the world try to justify their gross ugly bodies by saying they are “curvy”
FUCK no you aint curvy, you are a hippo. FAT ISNT CURVY
yoyoyo | February 15, 2010 at 10:35 pm
I would some snowpeaks on the top of her mountains
Epic Merkin | February 15, 2010 at 10:38 pm
The boobs are fake. You can look them up on any plastic surgery celeb site.
That said, this guy must really like wigs and fire crotches.
makenzie | February 15, 2010 at 10:51 pm
they did some major fishing to find the thirty best outfits for fergie. some were ugly. seriously? pants and a jacket? not sexy
darcy | February 15, 2010 at 10:57 pm
I love how asshole men think it’s acceptable to be bigger if you have the “right” body type. Some women gain weight in their hips, other in their guts or arms… This woman has a perfect hourglass body and that is very rare in nature.
Richport's Ghost | February 15, 2010 at 11:03 pm
@35 – shut up, you fat jealous cow.
COCK LOVER | February 15, 2010 at 11:18 pm
no COCK????
Mr. Nice Guy | February 15, 2010 at 11:43 pm
She is by FAR the Hottest, most Fuckable woman out there today. Used to be Scarlett Johansson, but she has gotten boring. CH is super hot. BTW, number 35, if you don’t have an Hourglass, lose weight.
Mr. Nice Guy | February 15, 2010 at 11:44 pm
She is by FAR the Hottest, most Fuckable woman out there today. Used to be Scarlett Johansson, but she has gotten boring. CH is super hot. BTW, number 35, if you don’t have an Hourglass, lose weight.
hc card | February 16, 2010 at 1:43 am
Hi Guy’s,
looks like a kindergarten teacher. Britney Spears is half the size of this woman,
Tucker Jay | February 16, 2010 at 2:01 am
#14, BE MINE?!
Insatiable Peter | February 16, 2010 at 2:14 am
With those tits, I’d last a fortnight.
Puddin' Taine | February 16, 2010 at 2:54 am
I’d eat that ass day & night
tc | February 16, 2010 at 3:56 am
#38.
I would just like to repeat exactly what you said.
…no, wait – you already did that….
Check her out in firefly or life. Unfuckingbelievablyfuckable.
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 16, 2010 at 4:41 am
I don’t like her and her big fake udder, people who do that on themselves look pathetic and disclose no talent, no pride to be a personality rather that some worthless fucktoy for some man. A woman who hasn’t had a baby isn’t supposed to have such idiotic DDs that can only fit into grandma’s corcet. Wikipedia says she is a natural blond has been dying her hair red since age of ten! Shame on you sister!
Sooo it’s ok to fucking have FAT on yourself as long as its fairly distributed to please men’s nasty genitals???
Why do you people bash Heidi and not this skank? Because she starred in some make belief idiotic Man Men show that was as boring and as removed from reality as hell knows what!!!
m3 real | February 16, 2010 at 4:53 am
Now There is a fit, healthy, attractive woman. And with acting skills to boot, I sure hope she has a long and productive career ahead of her. In the immortal words of being supportive “you Go girl!”
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 16, 2010 at 5:15 am
Quote:
From the perspective of a Board Certified Plastic Surgeon, here are the flaws with this lady’s “job”:
* The right implant is higher than the left. Asymmetry!
* Were the implants placed on top of the muscle? On a thin patient, I would recommend that the implants be inserted beneath the muscle.
* The implants are far too big for her frame.
Overall, she looks ridiculous. If she is interested in a natural result, she should find a doctor who is Certified by the American Board of Plastic Surgery.
Poo Poo | February 16, 2010 at 5:19 am
@14 Rare if you’re lily white.
Poo Poo | February 16, 2010 at 5:21 am
^^^ Err…@35
pRicky | February 16, 2010 at 6:38 am
Oh, thanks!
I’ve nice jerked off watching her Playboy video.