Christina Hendricks wed her boyfriend of only a few months Geoffrey Arend on Saturday in New York, according to People. Now, I’m not the marrying type, but if I ever decided to sign my own death sentence, those are exactly what I want to see bounding down the aisle towards me. I’m pretty sure Geoffrey stood at the altar and thought about all the things he’d do to those bad boys, but not before taking the time to pat himself on the back for the most successful blackmail scheme of all time. It seems like only yesterday he came across her drowning that baby.
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Kick | October 12, 2009 at 2:27 pm
FOIST
Kick | October 12, 2009 at 2:28 pm
FIRST BITCHES
Farva's Number 1!!! | October 12, 2009 at 2:31 pm
The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries!!!
akb | October 12, 2009 at 2:32 pm
is he the THESE SCHNOZZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SCHNOZZBERRIES guy? seriously?
mimi | October 12, 2009 at 2:34 pm
SUPERFISH is posting FIRST himself now because this site is dead.
Police | October 12, 2009 at 2:34 pm
You ARE freaking out. Man.
Liz | October 12, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Diggity-DAMN! THAT’s what a woman looks like.
And yes, I believe she did marry the “Schnozzberries” guy from “Super Troopers” Lucky bastard.
lies | October 12, 2009 at 2:38 pm
geoffrey and christina were dating for almost two years when they got engaged in december 2008. suck on that, people.
shemp | October 12, 2009 at 2:40 pm
va Va VOOM!!!
DoFakeTitsTasteLikePlasticOrPumpkins? | October 12, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Why do so many girls get fake tits? Someday she’ll be a krinkly old grand lady with a plastic rack still as shiny new as the day she bought them. Do you suppose babies breast fed off plastic tits have a higher probability of starving to death?
nixy | October 12, 2009 at 2:53 pm
what is up with her bridesmaid dress? it has nipple accents on it. classy
abelha | July 29, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Her’s aren’t fake
abelha | July 29, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Oh sorry, this was meant to go under DoFakeTitsLikePlasticOrPumpkins
nixy | October 12, 2009 at 2:53 pm
what is up with her bridesmaid dress? it has nipple accents on it. classy
Gary Bert | October 12, 2009 at 2:58 pm
last longer in bed
julia | October 12, 2009 at 2:59 pm
in the third and tenth photo she looks like a huge-breasted leighton meester (no pun intended)!
Luna | October 12, 2009 at 3:00 pm
They’re not fake. They’re real and they’re spectacular.
adam | October 12, 2009 at 3:33 pm
HOLY SHIT. one of the hottest women on the planet married the guy who says “I’m freakin out, man!” on Super Troopers!???? what. the. fuck?
he must be hung like a rodeo clown.
Average at best, fake rack | October 12, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Real breasts? Look you basement dwellers, real breasts aren’t perfectly rounded at the top like these are. The guy is a schlub. Lucky any woman would date, let alone marry him.
Joe | October 12, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Did she also get a hip-job? An ass-job?
bribios | October 12, 2009 at 4:05 pm
@ Kick.
No, you are not first. Obviously Geoffrey Arend is first.
bribios | October 12, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Those are her natural boobs. That is not, however, her natural hair color. She’s really a blonde.
Christopher | October 12, 2009 at 4:08 pm
#17: they are when they’re shqueezed into a corset, for the record.
But I tells ya, she’s a hotty but her face in that last pic almost annihilates every time I’ve looked at her assets and drooled inside…
Aly | October 12, 2009 at 4:21 pm
@ 17. She’s got them pushed up, of course they’re going to look like that. They are her REAL breasts. Christina’s a size 12. She’s a big girl with big breasts.
Dude | October 12, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Those are not very flattering pictures of her. She looks pretty plastic in the first with her dad.
But, seriously, dem is some big ass titties!
ha | October 12, 2009 at 5:19 pm
She’s beautiful. There’s no way around that.
Pro | October 12, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Haha When the f*$k did we get icecream!!!!!!
Lol at 17 | October 12, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Hahah #17, my virgin alarm is sounding.
Deus | October 12, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Wait, i cant seem to find her husband, is that old fugly fart? OMG Christina, wake the fuck up, you so got hexed or something
Deus | October 12, 2009 at 5:41 pm
#14, omg you are so right! damn best pics evar!
testington | October 12, 2009 at 6:08 pm
She is sooooooooooooo sexy way too hot to be a bride
17=jealous | October 12, 2009 at 6:10 pm
“17. Average at best, fake rack – October 12, 2009 3:55 PM
Real breasts? Look you basement dwellers, real breasts aren’t perfectly rounded at the top like these are. The guy is a schlub. Lucky any woman would date, let alone marry him.”
Idiot. A)They’re real…..the fact you cant seem to accept that shows how little *your* pathetic ass gets out of the basement (although I’m sure you’ve popped in and out of the closet a few times) And that ‘schlub’ apparently pulls far more ass in a week than you will in your pathetic life. Jealous much? We know, we know- you’re Adonis reincarnate……give or take a fat ass and a nub for a penis.
#17 is spot on | October 12, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Several board certified surgeons have commented this woman has undergone breast enhancement. I’m in agreement with #17, fake rack.
#30, are you this womans father? That basement comment seems to have touched a nerve in you. Maybe YOU should get out more.
Quick summary | October 12, 2009 at 7:25 pm
She’s pretty. He’s hideous. I have no idea who these people are. Why do hot chicks always feel compelled to “marry down”? You’re hot. Date someone at your own hotness level.
Tanzarian | October 12, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Flipper Boy, HAH!
D-listers | October 12, 2009 at 7:53 pm
WHO and WHO got married now?
Kick | October 12, 2009 at 8:40 pm
@ 19, if you think Geoffrey was actually first to tap that, you’re sadly mistaken.
Dougin | October 12, 2009 at 9:14 pm
ginger HOT = http://www.filthyrichmond.com
ss | October 12, 2009 at 9:47 pm
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te | October 12, 2009 at 10:18 pm
This woman is butt fuking ugly. if it wasn’t for her huge tits she would be a nobody.
Seishi | October 12, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Wasn’t she married to Malcom Reynolds?
Brooke | October 12, 2009 at 10:28 pm
She was married to the Captain, it didn’t last.
Pretty fake | October 12, 2009 at 11:08 pm
I have a big natural rack myself, I’m a 36 DD – and they don’t look spherical, even in a corset. They look plump and round, but you don’t have that kind of separation in between and also between the collar bone and the breast. It’s a boob job, and a pretty good one that’s proportionate with the rest of her. She’s really beautiful, too!
Turd the third | October 12, 2009 at 11:24 pm
My god, who did her makeup? In half of the picts she looks like she is a mannequin in Madame Tussauds wax museum.
Big puppies but they don’t look right on her,, think the dress isn’t helping very much.
Lincoln | October 13, 2009 at 12:43 am
#41, Dude, you’re not even a chick. If you were, you’d know that not all breasts behave the same way, clothed or unclothed.
I vote for real for the simple reason that, based on interviews I’ve seen her in and her actual talent for acting, she’s too smart to, if she were to go the fake breasts route, overdo it. Which, if those were fake, they’d be. Overdone, that is.
Heather | October 13, 2009 at 1:36 am
He’s so ugly… :(
What a shame. I love her.
**And comments about her boobs. They looks pretty real to me.
jeux d enfant | October 13, 2009 at 3:14 am
she really does look stunning with her milky complexion and red hair, she makes a lovely bride
Congrats | October 13, 2009 at 4:06 am
She is really pretty. A nice smile and eyes. Probably a nice person. Hope they are happy. Stunning in her dress on this special occasion.
farles chew | October 13, 2009 at 7:12 am
For the record, anyone who thinks Christina Hendricks had a boob job is an idiot; she’s been built like that since she was a gothy teen here in Fairfax.
Laura T | August 29, 2010 at 8:58 pm
For the record, I am not an idiot and I think she did have a boob job. I’m a size 36 G (almost H) and mine are too heavy (because of all the tissue) to ever be anywhere near my clavicle. So, unless she has the shortest torso to body ratio in human history, they’re fakes!
Fiona | October 13, 2009 at 8:29 am
I always thought her breasts were natural but now I’m not convinced. Just did a little test at home on my 32E’s (I’m sure Mr Fish would love to be the test controller) and I can’t get them looking rounded at the top like that. I’ve tried to push them up as high as possible but they still don’t look like that round – if anything they start to fold back onto my chest (not attractive but true).
Personally I think they look silly anyway, I mean this is her wedding day – why does she want to look so cheap?!
Never mind, still love her, she’s a great actress and they are a damn good job but they are just that – a boob job.
Darth | October 13, 2009 at 8:59 am
This is quite a voluptuous redhead.
Galtacticus | October 13, 2009 at 9:03 am
Boob job or not,they are very much in line with her hips.