Christina Hendricks FAIL

Christina Hendricks’ gimungous funbags attended the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art last night and I have no clue what’s going on here. She looks like an over-stuffed blue crayon that’s also a vampire. Parents are probably showing these pics to their kids to scare them into doing their homework. “And there’s only one thing that can stop Breastferatu from buttering the window and squeezing her way in: Algebra.

EDIT: In case anyone wants to say January Jones is the hotter Mad Men chick, I added a row of her at the MET Gala also to show there’s really no winners here.

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